DQN song [PART SIX] (200)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 06:36 [no]

>>8 Song title.
>>3-8 First verse.
>>5-10 Chorus.
>>14-14 Second verse.
>>999 Last line.

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 07:50 [no]

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 08:11 [no]

No.

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 10:15 [no]

shit sux sage

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 12:47 [no]

I think its safe to say Alone for Christmas (as usual) is the true official DQN song

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 16:20 [no]

Is that so? Well, fuck you!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 17:18 [no]

All alone for Christmas (as usual) cannot be beaten. Next is title btw.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 17:49 [no]

( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)( LΝ)

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 20:48 [no]

>>8 how the hell do you pronounce that?

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 20:53 [no]

>>9
Just say "( LΝ)" 8 times.

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 21:52 [no]

I made this thread to mock the song threads and you guys actually posted.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 23:30 [no]

>>11
it was too realistic! Refer to DQN song seven eleven or some BS for a true mockery

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:30 [no]

Hello, I am >>1's lawyer.

This song was sent to me with >>1's will when he had passed three days ago. It has been posted here in order for you to enjoy, but it will sadly be left incomplete eternally. Please enjoy it as-is.

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:55 [no]

Let's go 998 by not lyrics!

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:04 [no]

Someone ban this shit

16 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4549 22:16 [no]

Okay.

>>1-15 are banned.

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 09:28 [no]

age

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 02:59

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 02:59

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:00

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:00

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:00

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:00

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:01

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:01

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 03:02

I'm going to get the last line even if it kills me

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 03:59

>>18-26
Good luck with that.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4729 16:43

I think it killed him

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4730 18:06

sage

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4822 22:40

lets finish the song

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4822 22:55

sage

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 11:21

I has the last line !

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 16:04

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34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 17:14

attn users from /b/

just post in this thread plz. fuck it up as much as you want. thnx.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 19:00

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@@@ @ ΪA '€@@,' @'/@‚’ƒfЁ[' '²°‚‹'pƒ‹'Ώ
@@@ @ ^,TAM°' , 'q_‚Š JM[Œ /‚Εέ/}'L
@@@,. „¨„Ÿ] ‚ŒJ|"/@ʁ@ €@@ .T J,'ƒm oooh shiny!
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@ @ lƒw^@//@@@@@@R@Ι @/@@ /•§‚Š^@@_

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 19:38

^lA
(ί€ ‘ ‚V mew?
lA ~R
‚Ά‚΅f_, )ƒm

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4823 22:35

@i@EΝEj@ƒ@My name is Squeeks

38 Name: ƒ¦ƒ²ƒ©ƒ­ƒ«@CENTVRION : 1993-09-4824 03:13

@╭‑╮
╒╧═╲ ATTENTION DQN: THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE CYLON EMPIRE
 l„D k YOU WILL OBEY THE CYLON EMPIRE\FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIETE TERMINATION

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4824 03:18

(EΝE) Is the Cylon Empire going to get this thread to 999?

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 10:08

(☉ ¬― ☉) HAY GUYS

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4828 08:26

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42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4863 18:49

MUDKIPZ

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:29

filler post wasshoi

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:30

filler post wasshoi

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:31

filler post wasshoi

also bumping to make it easier to get the thread to 999

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:32

filler post wasshoi

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:32

filler post wasshoi

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:32

filler post wasshoi

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:33

filler post wasshoi

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:33

filler post wasshoi

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:43

filler poop wasshoi

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:50

Dear Readers,
Yesterday, a full staff meeting was called at my "day job." The announcement was made: This company has been purchased. Regulatory delays will complete in 30-60 days and the home office will be phased out in 3-6 months following. This left me with a bit of lethargy last night and I haven't posted the promised Nokia interview.

I have to re-examine my future course of action. While Linux systems administration is in my blood, I admit that I love writing here yet more. Sadly, a blog without sponsors cannot pay the bills. I have several months to try to figure it out - but I hope to make mobile Linux device news, features, demonstrations, and HOWTO articles into a career. It's a long shot, but we'll see where it goes.

In the meantime - I have to plan on the future. I've cut my blog budget to "advertising revenue only" therefore (unless I get lucky) cannot purchase any new devices until this is resolved. I'll still try to obtain review devices, software, and materials.

I have noticed that Google AdSense has been performing exceptionally poorly. I have no explanation for this as identical numbers of pageviews/clicks have done much better in the past. Example: Yesterday I had about 2900 visitors. Six of whom clicked on AdSense ads. Revenue: 69 cents. Starting in November, I added a Chitika RPU to my post pages (but not my main page) between the content and the comments. This regularly pays me at least double what AdSense does alone, thereby tripling my overall revenue. This is a very good thing. The ads are limited to "products," taking people to actual purchase links. If any other bloggers want to add Chitika, you can do me a favor and do so through this link for the referral.

I don't intend to add any more site ads as they will disrupt the content and interfere with the format of the site. I also don't intend to advertise in my RSS feeds as I am syndicated and don't want to take advantage of those syndicating me.

Sunday was a landmark day for my YouTube channel. I got my 400th subscriber, posted my 100th video, and topped 1,000,000 video views. I am open to adding ads to my videos, but will filter them so they're relevant to my readers. We'll see.

In the meantime, I'm open to all advice on career moves, geographic moves, or ways in which to turn blogging into a living.

Thanks for reading. I'll post updates as they come.

---Daniel Gentleman

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:56

when i was

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:57

a young boy

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:57

my father

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:57

took me into the city

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 12:58

to see the elitist superstructure of DQN

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 15:49

>>53-57
I'm glad that shit's not in the song.

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 21:00

Believe it or not, the Bush Administration is run by smart, hard-working people who are committed to protecting the American Dream for future generations. You don't get a top job on the Bush team unless you are highly qualified, and you don't seek a top job unless you are highly motivated. So why do public opinion polls indicate that vast swaths of the electorate doubt the administration's competence or integrity? Β 

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 12:08

( ίƒ) I like to use mittens as alternatives to sex!

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 20:47

( EƒΦE) I am no one to be triffled with.

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:40

Thatfs like Kawasaki trumping Honda or Toyota by building a better, cheaper, family sedan.

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:00

Q.E.D.Β

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 00:41

hey guys its atari dumbledore from porkslope turkeyhandle

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 15:45

this is the thread that will last forever

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 00:24

i tried to goolge but what do i right.

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 04:54

is it worst of the 80's night on doogtopia radio or something?

i demand more chiptunes and less shitpop

68 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5262 08:30

>>1-68 are banned for making a terrible song.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 08:58

Nice work >>68 ruining verse 3

70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 17:24

Bears can not see God.

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 17:24

71GET

72 Name: iEΝEj : 1993-09-5262 17:24

in the dark of night

73 Name: i L_½Mj : 1993-09-5262 17:24

what what what

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 19:15

bumpu

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 23:00

Martha's death terminated her life interest in Mount Vernon.

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 23:01

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 02:07

harp like a scissor

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 23:50

Weighted companion cubes do not talk, nor do they stab you.

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 06:11

CALLED HIM THE KAISER

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:14

Channel 2's new VIP plate speed, which filk of the VIP STAR, may have made (incidentally sing karaoke plate kobaryu inhabitants).Hirai is too similar to the quality of voice on the net because the topic is now on the grounds of copyright and calming.

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:16

HEIL DIR IM SIEGERKRANZ

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:16

HERRSCHER DES VATERLANDS

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:16

HEIL KAISER DIR!

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:16

FÜHL IN DES THRONES GLANZ

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:17

DIE HOHE WONNE GANZ

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:17

LIEBLING DES VOLKS ZU SEIN

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 03:17

HEIL KAISER DIR!

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:50

ficken

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 07:15

daddycool

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 00:20

I can't believe I'm agreeing, but truly... it's a robot vagina.

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 01:49

posting in a song

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 15:22

i@EmEj Where the hood at?

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 01:14

ITT

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 02:47

ungawa

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 17:14

tesu

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 17:43

This song is taking too long to end.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 18:32

almost 1/10 there!

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 19:02

what what what

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 22:31

Sharp like the concept of sharpness

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 16:45

Onehundredget

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