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|L₯Φ₯) I'm afraid wearing mittens in an inapproPRIATIC place
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|L₯Φ₯) Squeeks' feet are trapped by hundreds of unbumped threads.
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|LE-E) 200GET
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|LE-E) That makes no sense you quack! I should pull down my pants, not roll up my sleeve.
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|@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Squeeks is in perfect health. However, a dingo ate his baby.
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|@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Well, perfect health apart from the bonitis, anyway.
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|L₯Φ₯) As a doctor I must say I was not aware you could do that!
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|*ί+) Good news, everyone!
|@V Κ I am!
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|L₯Φ₯) ...along with an order of onion rings.
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|L₯Φ₯) ...http://world5ch.net/ -- gone, and no one cares~
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...[₯] [₯] click. clack.
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|L₯Φ₯) Damn. Snake eyes again.
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|L₯Φ₯) Your penis enlargement surgery was a failure. Hope you don't mind the nickname "Stumpy."
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|L₯Φ₯) Squeeks is actually doing fine. You've got terminal bonitis.
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gooby plz
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|L₯Φ₯) We're all out of goobies.
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|L₯Φ₯) Freshen your colostomy bag, hon?
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|L₯Φ₯) You are morbidly obese.
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|L₯Φ₯) You have 10 minutes to live.
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|L₯Φ₯) Prepare for a fatal case of priapism
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|L₯Φ₯) Ignore that metallic taste in your mouth. It's not important.
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|L₯Φ₯) Why are you still here?
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eat shit, Shobon M.D.
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|L₯Φ₯) That's what your mom said.
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