Dear Squeaks,
I left dinner for you in the fridge, as I'm going to be working the swing shift tonight. Don't forget tomorrow is trash day!
Love,
Mom
Dear Russ,
My name is Squeeks and enclosed you'll find one bag of dicks. Eat it.
Most sincerely,
Squeeks
Dear Squeeks,
They are delicious dicks! I must eat them!
Russ