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(つ つ dalek an Ewok and the Taj Mahal
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Minarettes are bigger than yours.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my Marimites are bigger than yours.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my >>301 is my mother. Please be kind to her.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Russians need to kindly eat shit and die.
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lol wtf
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and the last few posts are figments of your imagination.
(つ つ Will the real 307GET please stand up?
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and due to a rift in the space-time
(つ つ continuum, this is >>307,308,310GET all simultaneously.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm not dressed properly today.
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( ・∀・)< My name is Squeeks and
∩( っ¶っ¶∩ I'm raining DOOM on you doomed people!
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( ,.‐''~ ワー | ::::/\:::::\ . .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
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)ノ__ '|ロロ|/ \∪.___.|ロロ|/ \/ヽ ヽ\ )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_ (.:;;.;;丶 丿ソ
三( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and I am running the fuck away.
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∩( っ¶っ¶∩ you aren't going anywhere!
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)ノ__ '|ロロ|/ \∪.___.|ロロ|/ \/ヽ ヽ\ )ノ
_|田||ロロ|| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_ (.:;;.;;丶( ・-・)丿ソ Crap!
( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes and he's still asleep.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and all Brits are Pomeranians
(つ つ even though they wish they were Corgis.
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( ・∀・) < My name was Squeeks, but now I am just a memory.
< My name is Squeeks and using the power of shit I have DRILLED
A HOLE in the space-time continuum.
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< `∀´ > My name is Squeeks and
( ) Glory to the Great Leader!!
し―-J
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Nida, take off my hat.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread must stay in the top 40.
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( '__') < My name is iSqueeks and resistance is futile.
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( '__') < My name is iSqueeks and the previous post was the product of Apple test marketing.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and lol butthurt.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and [this space intentionally left blank]
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( ・∀・) < Dear Sir,
(つ つ TOP SECRET
| | | This letter would definitely come to you as a surprise
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any prior communication. My names are CHARLES HARBERT "SQUEEKS" MCKAY. I am an Australian but presently in United Kingdom. I write to know if you will be interested in working with me on a deal that can make us millionaires if we can be sincere with each other as well as having mutual respect for one another. This is a deal that can run for several years without being unveiled if only we can keep our secrets between just the two of us, and without showing off our wealth to attract undue attentions.
I am an IT expert who have devised a means of siphoning funds from huge deposits of Saddam Hussein’s loot in a bank in Jersey, Channel Island. I am capable of juggling through the bank’s database and make transfers by both swift and plastic means (Debit and ATM Cards) without being noticed by any known bank security device. I have built a network that makes use of the OFX-Connect of i2cbank Electronic Transaction Processing and Personal Financial Management (PFM) equipments/applications. This Network was built around a secure e-commerce transaction SSL Certificates that enables up to 256-bit encryption including Signing Technologies, Identity Verification Developer Solutions and Anti-Phishing Tools to enhance smooth and undetectable transactions. This is a risk free deal, which can never be traced to anybody because it is strictly online transactions, which shall be strictly done using the proper codes, encryptions, holograms and embossments. There is US$500,000,000.00 in the said account but we can keep each Transaction as low as US$25,000 and done three times in a week, which gives us a weekly return of US$75,000. We can increase the transaction volume/amount as we progress in the deal. We should be able to siphon more than US$300,000,000.00 from this account and without being traced to us.
Please let us execute this deal because this tyrant and his lieutenant’s loots during his dictatorship in Iraq was so much as you can see in some British Broadcasting Corporation news/reports here; <http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm>. Following the execution of Saddam and current confiscation of his assets and properties, the said bank is about sitting on this money because the account is coded. But I have been able to decode and burg into it using my soft wares. Please do indicate your position through a return mail so that I can update you further. The sooner we commence this deal the better. Please if you are skeptical about anything just feel free to ask for further and more detailed explanation/clarifications on my winning strategies and why I am so sure of being successful in the deal.
Regards.
MR. CHARLES MCKAY
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I endorse this money-making venture!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am posting from a college computer lab and bizzare individualistic formatting errors may occur! ( つ つ
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm truly sick of the threads about 4chan everytime it goes down.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm contributing to the problem by complaining about it.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I SAY YES
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″‶ < My name is Squeeks and F O E
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and after
(つ つ a long absence, I have returned!
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( ・∀・) < and man, that was a long pause.
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( ・∀・) < So anyway, a bear walks into a bar, and says
(つ つ "Gimme a beer............. and a shot."
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and that was the joke.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm
(つ つ afraid it went over my head.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm having a Deja vu
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( ・∀・) < I am a huge steaming pile of squeeks.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and how do you like DQN's totem made to me?
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I had flaked bonito for lunch today.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have mercury and cadmium permeating my systems.
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( ●∀●) < My name is Anti-Squeeks there is no point to my existance.
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( ・∀・) ‖< My name is Squeeks XVI and thanks to my wizard hat,
/ ~〉 〈/つ I wield the power of Christian Magic.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
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( ・∀・) ‖< My name is Squeeks VV and I wield the power of Gay Magic.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm 100% sugar free!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I fail at life!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you call me Mister Squeeks.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and DQN IS WORSE THAN /B/
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and DQN IS WORSE THAN /B/
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and DOUBLE POSTING IS WIN
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( ・∀. ) < My name is Squeeks and my eye is falling.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and Around the World Around the World Around the World Around the World
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( ´∀`) < Pardon me, have you seen Shii?
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( ゚∀゚) He's busy living a double-life as the Human Contrarian, what with supporting Ron Paul and holding libertarian political views while following Buddhism and calling fir protection against BIG MONEY
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I run 4-ch.net. I dont really exist.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and there is no 4-ch.
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( ・∀・) < Me llamo es Squeeks. Soy Squeeks. Tu no eres no Squeeks.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, not DaddyCool.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and it's summer in Australia.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and New Zealand Story Revolution
(つ つ is an accurate portrayal of all of Oceania.
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(・∀・) < Hola senor DQN, my name is Moot, DESU.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>375 is lying. Everyone knows
(つ つ that it's winter in Austria right now.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I will paint your house.
(つ つ Really. My rates are cheap and I do great work.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I think I'm a pretty cool guy.
(つ つ i wear a turd on my head and doesn't afraid of anything.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks I consider the five of you to be my friends.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that's not
(つ つ all I've considered.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm railing against Ruby.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and don't take your love to town.
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( ・∀・) < Mein name ist Squeeks, und ich bin ein scheisskopf
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm not on the front page.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm on the front page.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and PARADOX!
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my last bowel movement
(つ つ felt like I was being sodomized with a rusty knife.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I can't top that.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my name really is Squeeks. It's a common name where I come from.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm a proud, proud man.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm not too proud to ask for yours.
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm 400 years young.
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