There was a 2ch thread a while ago featuring this gent: ＼(^o^)／
He seemed to have a terrible time of it, always being pulverised.

And now a flash game has been made! I'm getting very frustrated with this game. I know it's supposed to be unbeatable, but I think I should be able to
at least get farther than I have! It's quite difficult, so come on
guys, help me out. I will post my current progress in >>2

The game:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

The original 2ch thread:
http://aa5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/aastory/1163224959/

The 4-ch AA Thread:
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1163628725/l50

So, so far, I've been going to the RIGHT immediately at the start, fighting kuma-bear (dodge him, and keep shooting at him using the X key). Then... I have no idea. If you go right again, you fall down into a pit immediately. What's next?

That's as far as I got. I wondered about the floating platforms, but they don't appear to extend far right enough to be used. Plus I can't seem to jump quite high enough for the last 2. Unless that sign is trying to tell me to fall into a certain part of the pit?

Here's something else to try. Go left, and if you time your double-jump correctly, you can jump off the moving panel before the spikes get you. But don't land on the other side because more spikes will kill you. Instead go right under the spikes and let yourself fall down. Then hold left and you'll be able to dodge the guy that kicks you. That's as far as I can get.

>>4
Forgot to mention, after that you'll get to a cave, and if keep going right you come across some people that you have to shoot to keep them from dropping the block on the button.

>>3

That's what I thought.

For the two platforms on the right of that screen, if you jump onto the -sign- for that part (pointing right to the pit) you can reach those two.

Also, ONCE, and only ONCE, I actually got across the FIRST pit (the first screen of the game). You come to a part with （ ＾ω＾） who reflects your fireballs at you. I haven't been able to time it right again to get across.

>>5

Yikes..yes, I managed to do it.

Here's a tip for timing your initial double jump right:

Let yourself get killed, then press 'R' (to re-su-taa-to), then IMMEDIATELY begin running left, and just just a tiny tiny second before you hit the very edge of the platform. If you find that you touch the moving platform on the way UP (triggering the spikes) jump just a tiny bit earlier.

>>7
Can you figure out how to get past the guys holding up the block? I keep dying there...

>>8

No, I can't ;-;

I tried going into the room, then going back out again, but you can't do that.

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Go left and head under the spikes as mentioned before. Dodge Guile's kick, and land on the small platform. Zangeif will immediately jump at you, just jump over to the small spot across the spikes. You don't need to worry about the ones above you. In the next room, use the moving panels to move across. The first two move down, but the third moves up. Be quick. Next room, just pass through, don't shoot the guys holding the block. Now you're in a room with a sign leading to Heaven, I think, and a goofy platform guy. Jump on the platform guy and immediately jump off of him, dropping you into the next area. Walk through the next room without stupidly clicking the sign. The bottom of the ladder here is rigged, so you have to use the blocks to make sure you land on the higher part. Climb, and enter the boss door. Congratulations, your life is now over!

Alternate Routes: Go right, fight the bear that most certainly is not a pedophile. Beat him, and go the next area, causing you to fall to your death. It MIGHT be possible to use the blocks to clear the gap, but I dunno. Go left and avoid both sets of spikes to fight Clonepa. He'll reflect anything you shoot at him, so I guess you can't kill him. Go left, avoid the spikes, and climb the chain on the second set to get... nowhere, as far as I could tell.
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All of that is based on the last time I played, so it might be inaccurate now.

>>8

Heh, correction, I found out how.

Just don't touch or shoot them! Jump over them, and they'll keep holding the block.

When you shoot them once, you have to keep shooting them.

So no way to beat the boss? ;-;

>>10
>>11
Oh, I feel really stupid now.

I found a little trick to make getting to Clonepa a little easier. Jump and hit the platform to make the spikes go but go back right again and wait for the spikes to lower. While they are lowering you can jump on the platform safely, wait for it to move all the way to the left, then jump.

I can't quite make the second set of spikes (the black ones), never seem to be quite fast enough. Should I be setting up for another jump at that point? Or is that slowing me down? I get caught by very edge every time.

>>10
If you climb up the second set of spikes, you'll make it to "Mario Land." The question marks will give you coins and one will give a poison mushroom. Don't hit the blocks or you will die. After jumping over the gap, don't go in the pipe or you die. Instead jump on the second level, jump up onto the block, then jump above the third level so you're off the top of the screen. Go all the way right and you'll make it to a place with a sign that says "Under Construction."

I guess the game creator hasn't finished that part yet.

>>15 I got my timing right once, but then I just got to clonepa. Don't see any way of getting past him.

stealth AWESOME

It looks like the creator added a SAVE button to the Mario Land place. If you hit it, and die, you'll restart up there. A pretty nice feature.