( ・ω・) I thought we didn't have bladders. Our blood just keeps getting more full of pee until we die.
(・∀・) Gramps, do I have enough swag to beat my high school bully?
(・∀・) Grampapples, are we gonna die of climate change or what? I heard a little Swedish girl thinks so, and they're always right.
(・∀・) Sorry Grampoop. I meant only a little disrespect.
( ´ω`) That's better.
( ´ω`) So how's life treating you, Juniwhore?
(・∀・) Gets better every day, Grampissbucket!
> itai
( ・-・) That is not an English word why did you say it
( ´ω`) You're all the sort of pansy-arsed little faggots that is causing today's nanny state.
( ´ω`) When I was growing up, getting raped was just my Dad's way of saying "Good Morning".
(・∀・) You have a Dad? What's he like?
(・∀・) Do you have a Grandpa too?
( ´ω`) You're not ready to hear about the Arch Grandpa yet, Jujubee.
(・∀・) That's ok. I prefer FreeBSDpa
( ´ω`) Communist.
(・∀・) From you according to your abilities,
(・∀・) To me according to my needs.
(・∀・) Best political system EVAR.
( ・ω・) You know, communism and anarcho-capitalism have a surprising amount in common in that regard.
( ・ω・) They both specifically mention Junipoops here is the main beneficiary of everyone else's labor.
(・∀・) Grump what's your favorite video game?
(0∀0) those are the apps you play on the cinputer gernpo
( ・ω0/.,) Fnrak barnmen isas a goice man man. Creature and, brave. Sons to the ram
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(・∀・) Budget cuts grandpa. We're getting replaced with a new cast due to delays and the overall lack of quality of this thread.
( ・ω・) Delays? Look at how much content we've released since the start of the month!
( ・ω・) It's so much better than our productivity during August 1993.
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( ・ω・) >>326 get the fuck out of my house
(・∀・) Replacepa, what was life like before character threads died?
( ´ω`) It was wonderful, like Portland before the Californians fucked it all up.
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(・∀・) Haven't seen you in a while, Goatsepa!
))<>(( squelch
(・∀・) Goatsepa, how do you eat?
((( ´ω`))) Every. Single. Time.
))<>(( I excrete. Someone else does the eating for me.
( ´ω`) how long have you been standing there
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( ´ω`) Junior, today we're gonna go to dick's sporting goods, then afterwards we're gonna call up cox to ask what the hell is wrong with our shitty internet, then we're gonna have a nice dinner at mr. dich's german cuisine and eat some steamy bratwurst
(・∀・) Hair on my peter
(・∀・) Sweat drips down my ding dong
(・∀・) My balls are happy
))<>(( Could you assholes at least try to be family friendly?
( ´ω`) That's what Clonepas are for, and why they have no genitalia.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you build your home?
( ´ω`) One lego brick at a time, Timmy.
( ´ω`) How did you build your home?
(・∀・) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.
(・∀・) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.
( ´ω`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?
(・∀・) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?
( ´ω`) They make me go faster.
( ´ω`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?
(・∀・) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.
へ-ヘ
ミ*´ー`ミ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
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( ´ω`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.
(・∀・) Story time! I'm so excited!
THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ´ω`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.
( ´ω`) Please leave.
( ´ω`) Ahem, now then.
( ´ω`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzz
( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo
(・∀・) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?
(・∀・) Coffee's ready, grandpa!
( ´ω`) Thank you, Junior.
( ´ω`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...
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( ´ω`) This doesn't taste like coffee.
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(・∀・) I have mistaken sugar for salt!
( ´ω`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.
( ・ω・) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.
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(・∀・) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.
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(・∀・) 你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门
( ´ω`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam
( ´ω`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW
thank you
>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?
(・∀・) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?
( ´ω`) He is an ornithologist, Junior. Though why do I sense my death is imminent?
(・∀・) Because you're older than dinosaur shit, Grampooples.
(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me the story again about what life was like before refridgerators