>>0 causes all females within 30ft of him to have mind-boggling multiple orgasms simply by moving his pinky in a certain way.
>>100 saved toilet paper by learning to mentally teleport shit directly into the septic tank.
>>103 could kill his enemies without expending any great effort, but wont, out of his respect for all forms of life.
>>104 could please Asia Carrera to heights spheres never experienced before despite her respectable expertise in the area
Is an all around swell guy, in the 1950s sense of the word.
>>115
Invented the subscription TV service where once in a while, the image is NOT censored.
>>116 fought the law, but the law won. He got a few good kicks in, though, and gained my respect.
>>118 Is not by any means a panda, in fact he is as far away as possible from being a panda.
>>119 Likes to remind fur suit wearers that they are not pandas either, and is so tough that accusations of fursecution don't hurt him.
>>129 knows what to say at the right times, to the right people.
>>131 Knows that a capital letter is required at the beginning of a sentence even when the sentence begins with symbols or numbers
>>132's genitals are like those of donkeys and his emission is like that of horses.
>>152 Cured cancer by saying "Don't make me come over there and kick your ass!"
>>156 Is a kind soul who's very existence shines like a glazing sun on this dim world.
>>157 is a bloody great bloke called Tim Nice-but-not-actually-dim.
>>160 bounced the ball off his 'ead, and there it was in the back of the net!
>>164 is a humble, kind, giving person, he should get the nobel prize.
>>165 is a Panda.
His sleek and smooth fur puts all others to shame, can't you see? He is the greatest Giant Panda to have ever lived.
>>176 successfully took over 4chan in the name of The Elitist Superstructure.
>>177 proudly carries a 4-ch MITTENS GOLD account
>>181 Has an eye so keen that he is able to pick up every detail from but a single passing word!
>>184 has never burden women with his clumsy attempts at romance.
>>185 is turning this thread into a "Lets insult the person above us" thread, therefore is true DQN.
>>186's comment carries a wonderful feeling of malice and his words almost drip with poison in the most delightful manner.
>>187 has achieved levels of stupidity we proles can only dream about.
It is an honour which this inadequate and undeserving wretch completely fails to justify humbly to follow the precious pearls of wisdom which the highly-esteemed >>188 graciously bestows on those whose presence offends the rarefied vicinity of his eminent presence and whose pardon is surely only to be sought by appealing to the equally renowned excellence of that esteemed person's beneficent magnanimity