ITT we deliver pain to the previous poster. (98)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5039 15:24

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49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 00:32

I'm laughing too hard at >>45 to harm anyone. He wins. Thread over.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 02:11

I walk >>49 to the door and without warning, bounce his forehead off the door frame. Serves the pussy right, too.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 10:46

With a devious contraption, I force >>50's knees to bend 180º in the wrong direction.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 12:14

Cackling like a madman possessed, I trap >>51 inside a diabolical doomsday device.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:48

I remove >>52's mittens.

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 16:02

I tie >>53's mittens together to incapacitate him, then tie his ankles together and I suspend him from the ceiling by fishing hooks.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 16:26

I ate >>54

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 17:26

I come across >>55's fat bloated self lying in the street, surrounded by bloody chunks of >>54, and I run a pusher mower over his stomach until he pukes.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 18:15

I decide to test the ultimate question on >>56.

"Will it Blend?"
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58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 05:05

I cut >>57 with a razorblade cuz thats me and I'm HaRdCoRe EMO.

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:03

I tell >>58 where I keep my razorblades, tell him that I scratched his Dashboard Confessional CD in such a way that none of the tracks will play the whole way through anymore, and leave him alone for half an hour.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:25

I kick >>59 in the kidney, and then again in the other kidney. And in the balls, too.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:01

I switch >>60's testicles with a pair of goat's eyes in a heretofore unseen esoteric medical procedure. He perishes three days later from goat-eyes-for-balls-itis.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:15

I secretly replace >>61's regular coffee with dark, sparkling, finely ground broken glass.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:30

>>62
There is no dark glass when in powder form. This is a fact.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 22:50

I hit >>63 in the throat with a mace, because he posted in the delivering pain thread rather than the correcting minor nuances without regard for context thread.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 00:22

I drive my rapier through >>64's liver, but I do so with the utmost respect for his fencing skills.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 04:25

I delicately puncture >>65's brain with the end of a rather large fishing hook. Unfortunately, as there are no pain receptors in the brain, I also have to kick him in the nuts just to make it count.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 15:38

I inject >>66 with a paralyzing agent and bring him to a medical school to be used for scalpel practice by aspiring surgeons.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 20:15

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69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 21:27


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70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5068 22:41

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:19

I shove a sandwich made entirely out of cheap Chinese ingredients that failed the tests, but were shipped out anyway. I then forcibly shut >>70's mouth, and punch him in the face so that he reflexively swallows the meal.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 02:29

I shove a suppository made entirely out of my foot in >>71's ass.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 04:31

I place shackles around >>72's feet, weld them to the bottom of a steel drum, fill it with used motor oil, and set it ablaze.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5069 20:19

I weld shackles to >>73's feet, chain them to a steel drum, fill his bottom with used motor oil, and set it ablaze.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5070 09:47

I securely fasten a small steel cage containing a pair of enraged, starving hamsters to >>74's head, slap the cage a few times to really piss them off, and then remove the plate separating them from >>74's face.

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 20:33

I thrust a porous catheter into >>75's urethra, and pump pure Capsicum extract through it.

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 20:59

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78 Name: Sageman : 1993-09-5155 23:09

I force >>77 to read this thread, which is full of fail.

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5156 00:27

I disagree with >>78, hurting his shallow emotional ego.

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 04:52

I tear out >>79 's heart, lungs, and liver, chop them up, then cook them in his/her own stomach and serve it all to his/her parents.

Because I feel like it.

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 06:34

I make sweet love to >>80 but don't call him back.

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 08:53

I bite off >>81 's testicles after giving them fellatio.

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 09:28

I trepanate >>82 overzealously

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 20:05

I apply a trephine to >>83 without the proper medical training.

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 22:18

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86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 22:22

I'M GOING TO FUCK >>85 UP WITH MY MINDGAMES
WAVESHITTING ACROSS THE STAGE UNTIL HE COMMITS SUICIDE BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE MAH MIIIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAMES

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 22:42

I was going to smash >>86 head with my foot like an angry Chinese lady, but >>86's stupidity must be pain enough.

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 04:46

I force >>87 to read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1205890118/ from start to finish. Twice.

89 Name: ( EƒΦ) : 1993-09-5333 11:53

>>88
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90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:25

>>89
You're showing your AGE bitch.

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:51

I bump into >>90 while not paying attention, then give him a dirty look as if it was his fault.

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 22:17

I pass by >>91 on the street at night, and then ruthlessly jab his leg with my poison-tipped umbrella and continue walking.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 22:24

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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 00:57

I assassinate >>93 when they are least expecting it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:34

Penis so big! So big penis!

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 15:55

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@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance on >>95's grave now !
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97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 17:03

dicks out for Harambe

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 17:13

I dig up Harambe's corpse and shove it up >>97's asshole.

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