http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Only if you are very rich or very short.
What happens when something sucks and blows at the same time?
The universe explodes.
If I'm going to ask you for something, are you going to ask the next poster for something instead of asking a question?
Yes. However, since only two people are participating in this thread, it works out anyway.
Did you want to ask me for something?
Yes, I wanted a panda.
Got any threes?
Go fish.
Got any threes?
Go fish.
Got any threes?
Yes, two.
Do you want them?
Not really.
What was the name of that song? You know, with the words and the melody? That one. You know the one.
'Starship Trooper' by Yes.
How do I get a date without hiding the fact that I'm mentally ill and indigent?
Try eHarmony.com
Did I leave the oven on?
Yes, but it's irrelevant because you also left the door unlocked, and now some jerk has stolen your oven along with everything else.
Would you like to buy an oven?
Depends.
How much?
Six-hundred quataloos.
Do you have stairs in your house?
wut
If by your box, you mean that hollow cube made of pure gold, sure thing!
Can I have fries with that?
No, you may not have fries with that.
What the fuck is your deal?
Seven card stud, high low, eight must. Of COURSE nothing's wild, you total wussbag.
Who forgot to kick in their ante?
I don't know, sorry.
Has eternal September settled over 4-ch?
Eternal? No, I'm pretty sure it started earlier this year.
If whales have whale song, what do mooses have?
The steadfast love of Mario's brother Luigi.
Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera some more?
No.
The cyberdemon is blocking the way to the BFG-9000 and I only have a pistol. What now?
DERP
ITT >>626 does it wrong.
Why does Asia Carrera still have so many fans, even though she no longer does pr0n?
MONGOLOID, HE WAS A MONGOLOID
Wouldn't it be cool to be named Mongo Lloyd?
Sure, if you're just a pawn in game of Life.
Should I go straight to work, or go to college?
Stop! Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Do you ever visit any other *chan boards?
No, I can't say I do.
What's a "*chan board"?
starchan boards are a deep secret held by the elitist superstructure, they feature trains and song threads.
because you touch yourself at night
where can i buy mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) half the fun of mittens is knitting them!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Why do you look like a mongoose?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why oh why oh why oh, did I ever leave Ohio?
Because you suck at the vidya.
Why does PS3 have no games?
because its essentially a dvd player.
what?
it's a penis with 3 and a half stars attached to it.
Do I wanna try Pangya for the golf or the loli?
Both.
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to score a delicious hole-in-one into a loli ?
because you're a paedophillic golf player.
How many people are actually writing in this thread?
Both of us.
Why did I want one lucky drive before, when I would far prefer a thousand putts before sinking a long slow one?
Because you touch your gold balls at night.
So, come here often?
Very. Also, I think Asia Carrera is a pretty cool chick. She makes pr0n and doesn't afraid of anything.
See what you've done?
i've answered a question which could mean anything >_<
Do leeches burst when squeezed?
Yes, releasing a toxin that eats through skin.
Why does my kitten not like getting touched?
Your kitten has a history of being raped.
Why is the internet so distracting?
>>548
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
What consequences does Mr Asknoquestions face?
Mr. Buggerstick the convicted felon's cock penetrating his virgin anus without lube.
Whatever became of Jesus' foreskin?
We are sure to find out in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie.
What long-dead movie series will be revived next with the same aging actors?
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE BY ME AND HELP MY BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMYS
When is it a good day to spell enemies?
Today, but when is today exactly?
I'd tell you, but I'd be lying.
What's the best method for leaving messages with a receptionist that will actually get a return call from a decision maker?
Ask for voicemail.
Why is the date on DQN sometime in 1993?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
Why is the "General" section of 4-ch full of shit threads and nothing but?
Because everyone with any sense knows DQN has the answer to everything.
Why don't they use the same units for hat, shoe and bra sizes?
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE
>>561
We don't want to encourage stuffing breasts into shoes.
What is dove?
I see what you're trying to do, but I'm not going to baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
What is glove?
What the man who had 5 penises pants fit like.
What is to blave?
It is the bleating of sheep who have formed a conclave.
What motivates Papa Smurf?
Love, and a desire to share.
If I accidentally tap the foot of the person in the stall next to me in a public restroom, should I pretend nothing happened or apologize loudly, insisting I'm not gay?
Proceed to kick his foot firmly and yell at him, in an attempt to pass of your gay advances as being offended by his smell.
Should I ask Eirin to save me?
No, you can save yourself.
Should I go here or to SAoVQ?
Preferably, that should be done in a toilet.
What's that behind you?
A grue that I am likely to be eaten by.
What's that coming over the hill?
Another hill!
What should I eat for dinner?
Corn Pops.
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
The new Corn Pops mascot.
Why can't I stop the pop?
Because only Asia Carrera can do that.
What's not to like?
Gay magic.
Why is Gay Magic so dislikeable?
Because practitioners of Gay Magic must wear bloodstained clothes. And bloodstained clothes is unacceptable in this society, oh no. The children will be scarred for life seeing blood, ignore the gay.
What is the proper technique for a straight punch?
Avoid the penis, and avoid grappling the penis.
Who would have guessed that the summers of yesteryear would disappear so quickly?
Tanasinn
What are the emergency mittens used for?
Emergencies.
What kind of a silly question was that?
The kind demanding an equally silly answer.
Can emergency mittens be used in any emergency situation?
Yes, except emergency situations near the event horizon of a super-massive black hole when, according to Stephen Hawking, they will transform into emergency tubi-grip with a risk that your fingers may become slightly numb.
What happened to the snappy come-back?
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
Was that a satisfactory answer, or should I have tried harder to make it fit the question?
Perhaps.
...but how did you frame the answer?
In a rather inexpensive frame from Ikea, I'm afraid. They're rather crappy, but I like the look of bare pine.
What can I expect to happen on New Years Eve?
Yes, and both taste better than drinking from cans.
Is the Squeeks in the box alive, or dead?
Depends on whether he's wearing choco-aisu or poo.
After you become tanasinn, then what?
Well y'see, it's a simple c∵se ∴f ∵∴∵∴∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴f∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵d∵∴∵wi∴h a cat?
I bet you'd asking me whenever I'd go on a date with a cat! ...aAand I'd love to! doting up a cat is what I learned to always want to do back in my otaku years.
Why can't I own a Canadian?
They're not asking because of age, but because the very sight of you infuses them with an irrational hatred. They want to learn your name so they can begin stalking you on social networking sites and slowly ruin your life from there.
(The boring answer is that it's easier for them to just card everybody than take a chance.)
>>593, what the hell am I doing here?
Discordianism.
What does it mean to truly be free?
You don't have to pay anything, you can just have it.
Which is better: glue stick, PVA or spray adhesive? (No other choices)
Spray adhesive is most versatile.
Why has everyone I know who writes fanfiction suddenly switched from complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime to "My Little Pony" as their preferred fandom?
Unfortunately, nobody watches complex, dark, 1990s mecha anime any more. I can't really answer the second part; I never saw the attraction with My Little Pony. Then again, I am a Touhou obsessive so I doubt I'm in any place to discredit it.
Should my next goal be to 1cc lunatic in one of the games I'm good at or 1cc normal in one of the games I suck at?
>>597 You should try and better yourself in some way by, for example, spending time with someone less abled than you or a sick relative or friend.
What did the petrified forest see to make the trees so scared?
A tin.
What is a philosophical value of my answer to previous poster's question?
Well, going by Nietzsche's philosophical idea of perspectivism, it's whatever you believe it is. More or less. In other words, I have no idea.
What should I attempt to program in Python?