[Group discussion] Let's boost our self-esteem! [FEELINGS] (13)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 07:18

My phallus is longer than if not the average size, which makes me feel a lot better about myself.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 07:58

All the bumps adorned my phallus not only add to the pleasure of my partner, but provide an interesting point of conversation.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 14:24

Why, my unit is a nominal six inches!

4 Name: i L_Mj : 1993-09-5272 22:58

The most interesting thing about my cock isn't the size of it.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 04:09

I find it odd that all of you speak in the singular about your member!

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 05:44

My phallus expands to form fit a woman's vagina perfectly, and curves back toward my abdomen providing ideal g-spot stimulation.
It also has a small, secondary phallus sprouting out of it's dorsal side that provides direct clitoral stimulation by means of urethral insertion.

Wait, this isn't working very well, I don't feel good about being a mutant.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 08:12

I am geniunely in touch with my inner beauty and innocence, without the need to exaggerate or even mention the size of my enormous dong

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 09:58

>>Let's boost our self-esteem!

NO U. Anyway, self-esteem is a concept invented by a Madison Avenue advertising agency in the 1950s to help them sell toothpaste, and the only ones who don't laugh cynically when they hear the term are pathetic childlike wankers like you.

Gee, suddenly I feel better about myself. ^________^

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 12:45

This thread sucks almost as much as I do.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 00:55

The studies done to determine an average size of penis are not all encompassing and only volunteers were measured. This of course skews penis size to be higher in the study and thus inaccurate. So maybe my penis is normal size after all!

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:34

I don't have to talk about dicks like the rest of you.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 14:58

you have been raped
game over

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 18:09

No I haven't.

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