That's exactly where I thought you were hiding, >>0 you CIA spook!
>>1000 Can't explain why the war on drugs costs several billion dollars a year, from the party that talks about deregulation and spending cuts.
>>15 is the only one with the balls to do what's right.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE
>>16 is about one millimeter to the right of any other poster or party in this thread, despite all the protestations by the left and right factions of America's combined center-left and center-right party that pretends to be two.
>>19 helped rebuild Iraq, and all he got was a lousy billion for it.
>>20 had himself taken off the map. Along with numerous other things.
>>23 habitually extols the virtues of compassionate conservatism
>>24 recently had a tryst with an undercover policeman in a bathroom stall
>>25 gave that cop a happy ending, because when he starts a job, by God he's going to finish it!
>>27 believes that International means including New Mexico and Global means including Canada
>>28 knows that it's a whole new world when Britain is your buddy.
>>30 knows that supporting Israel is the best long-term solution to peace in the Middle East.
>>32's magnificent show of unity will spark the rebirth of the fragmenting conservative movement.
>>34 is keen to point out it's nothing personal, in fact his best friend is a fag.
>>35 is actually Libertarian but calls himself Republican because it's more popular
>>36 is actually a Christian fundamentalist but calls himself Libertarian because it makes him sound smarter and more independent.
>>37 is a neoconservative seeking to bomb his way out of the Matrix
>>38 is a poor mid-western hick, but votes for candidates that support corporations.
>>39 has spent the last six months creating the image of a "maverick" desipte following the party platform to the letter.
>>40 has spent the last eight years nearly doubling the national debt despite being elected as a fiscal conservative
>>42 Is more likely to get good results at CPAC if he is serves some extremist Christian sects that most people hate.
Most people's reason for voting for >>43 is that he might be slightly less shitty than that other candidate.
>>45 supports "family values" and also gives free blowjobs at the county park toilet.
Where's that?
>>47 Doesn't know because social conservatives don't like the idea of people having sexual pleasure with someone other than their wife.
>>49 Believes that the worst thing a president can do while in office is cheat on their wife.
>>51 Universally opposes experiments with human DNA, but is glad to take bribes from GMO farmers to freely produce food products that have pontentilal harm humans and their environment.
>>52 believes in free markets, except when bribed to specially favor corporate lobbyists.
>>53 publicly opposes gay rights but then goes back home to his favorite gay prostitute.
>>54 opposes welfare, even though more than half his family is on welfare.