(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think it rather disgraceful that some of you are (or will be) responding directly to others in less than 24 hours. It is not as if we cannot read timestamps. The honor system is one thing, but something that can be mathematically disproved? Ridiculous. I insist you stop this nonsense.
lol internet
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I only smoke eco-friendly cigarettes.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I don't like the way this thread is going.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think it is time for brothers and sisters everywhere to cease all pussyfooting
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾Driving a car is a form of masturbation. Think about it.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think tanasinn functions as a low-quality melange.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's not so much "taking drugs made my life awesome", as "realising I can think for myself and choose my own path, rather than believing anything I'm told, made my life awesome". If someone told me in the academy how I'd be living in 4 years, I'd have laughed.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Twirly mustaches will save us all.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Animation truly is the highest form of art.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ cough, cough
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It is highly likely that I will die of lung cancer
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Only real men know the leathery slap of a horse's bare bottom. You can quote me on that.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Some medicines can replace nicotine, but nothing can replace the pleasure of inhaling tobacco smoke. That is why I can't stand the idea of quitting and most people can't either.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There aren't a million men left alive in this country who could find their way out of a hundred-acre woodlot.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We could find a lower bound on the number of people there are here by dividing the number of posts by the age of this thread (in days), ignoring that little spat those guys had about not meditating for the appropriate amount of time.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I hate myself and I want to die.
(″･ิ_･ิ) i dont really feel that intelligent if there isnt something rebellious and self-destructive to be constantly doing
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Life is plotless.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Make it a cheeseburger.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ZUN is not as ugly as I expected.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>144 I think "spat" seems a little condescending. I think the way most large websites these days have a "comments" section, encouraging readers to blurt out what they think, is a big part of why one gets the impression that the Internet is full of hyperactive morons. This thread's aim is to generate profound discussion, on a level that simply isn't feasible within just 24 hours; and if we don't advise the more inexperienced dokyuns, why, who knows where we might end up? Let's ponder the possibility.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread bears similarities to playing chess by mail. It's a pity the internet has all but destroyed the small cerebral joy that it provides, what with these newfangled online chess servers.
( ˃ ヮ˂) I still don't know what to post.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Jovial holidays.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Pleasant Festivities.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Bandwagon post refactoring verbose expressions of Merry Christmas''; contribution of phrase Delightful Celebrations''.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ At one point, characters much like myself all conversed in the Japanese language. Subsequently, we were transplanted onto an English language knock-off message board inhabited by a variety of hikikomori, dokyuns and other internet misfits, with posts of a quality level of "UNKO".
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ That's why I hate baths.
>posts of a quality level of "UNKO"
What does that even mean?
>>158
He's saying that the quality of the posts here are shit.
What a cunt.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What if Hitler never died in his bunker, but lapsed into a brain-dead coma. Could his soul have purified itself over the last century from evil to good? If the answer is "no", is the soul then not merely a construct of the brain - if yes, is morality volitional?
(´ー`)y-~~ So these two ducks walk into a bar...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Absolute entities cannot exist. If they could, we could not know them since we could not interact with them (i.e. there is no way to comprehend them, since they don't change- if we know them, they change, thus they cannot be absolute entities).
So the whole idea of a soul- which I understand to be "the absolute essence of a living/human entity"- is erroneous because the soul could not interact with anything, could not change, could not move, could not have any qualities, could not be known, could not manifest in any way whatsoever.
So speaking about "absolutes" (without the intention to refute them) is rather absurd.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Last night I dreamt that something I posted on the internet was called "typical Nietzschean bullshit". Which one of you did it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Last night I dreamt that my ex-girlfriend forgave me and became my friend again...then I woke up to find that she's still ignoring me. Is that related?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Julian Assange is hot.
>>166
Wow, I seriously thought I was the only person in the world who... well, thought, that.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Isn't it odd how many anime (as well as video games and other media) are centered on fighting and violence, portraying it as something beautiful, fun and heroic? The viewers would but suffer if they were forced to kill and maim for their mere survival, and certainly wouldn't enjoy putting their health and very lives at risk on a regular basis.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I propose that a new first-person sandbox computer game be created. The player assumes the role of a lowly farm worker or the like, whose home country is suddenly embroiled in war. The objective of the game is to survive - and while it is theoretically possible to get an improvised weapon and try to acquire better ones from the soldiers you somehow manage to incapacitate with it, the game is meant to be realistic in terms of how much damage your body can sustain, consequences of untreated wounds, etc. The main part of the game should therefore be spent as a non-combatant, attempting to get to temporary safety from what will soon be the next battlefield. There may even be a pacifist route in which the eventual goal is to organize a successful anti-war movement. I am as yet uncertain whether it should be set in medieval times or present day. Both have their appeal.
Please tell me if something like this already exists.
>>174
Oh, like, he dreams everything all up, and somehow after some time passes he sees the people who he saw in his dream and spent time with being friends/enemies on the streets, remembering each event as it happened and just moving on with his life, while somehow making the girl that was interested in him, in his dream, his girlfriend?
I'm sure it happened in some obscure anime.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The sayings of those who post in this thread without thinking for a whole day before posting are Communist propaganda and we should find whoever posted them and execute them.
>>170
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think if you spent more than a couple of hours thinking about that instead of just blurting it out, you'd realise what a silly idea it is.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I'd rather feel for 24 hours, but this is fine too.
Maybe I really would benefit from laying off the Internet a little...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Pain teaches nothing.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ DQN is like the home I've always wanted.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Anime died because no one bought Texhnolyze DVDs.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Everything I've said has distracted, "meaning" is a human concept. Everything that is, is enacted - everything, that is, except...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Bumping my original thread that did not have a 24-hour requirement has not elicited any more posts as of 24 hours ago as of this posting, and so it seems this thread will soon surpass it in post count despite the limit.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The fun thing about prophecies announced after the events they predict is that you can check to see if they happened before announcing them. Unfortunately, it is also the lame thing about them.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Lady Gaga is basically Madonna with crazy outfits.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I've come to realize after doing nothing with my life for 6 years that I need to do something otherwise I'll probably go crazy. I think it's finally time to go back to college and get my life together.
I never under stood... why is all of this happening in 1993?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Shall I buy myself a pleasure of accessing the Usenet? Or shall I not? Some servers offer plans without a time limit, e.g., whole 25 gigabytes for 10$. I believe this is perfect as one can be both a pretentious old newsgroup-fart or a pretentious thief.
>>188 We're living in September that never ends. The Eternal September. Basically, this means that we are bound by Netiquette.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ She would look great wrapped around my dick.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity won't happen.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Music, sweet music is all that I crave.
(″=_=)っ-̾ Those who can, do. Those who can't, breed.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke-broke nigger.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The Singularity already happened. It lasted from 1940 to 1975. We're on the the other kind of S-shaped asymptotic curve now.
( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)( ˃ ヮ˂)
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When you shoot people in the game, they virtually die. If you do this repeatedly, people might get annoyed. For at least some of them this might take a form of slight pain in their rectums.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If the cigarette in my hand never burns up, am I the one who truly burns?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Moe is relative.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I doubt it, >>200. Moé is absolute. It's either moé or not moé. It doesn't depend on a sole person's decision whenever something moé. Moé is not decided, moé can be created. But it all depends on artist's perception. Many attempts in moé are actually not moé, you should bear this in mind.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The failure of cleaning a name field and hitting enter just to hit escape button a second too late is miserable.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Inuboshi tries so hard to make these things "sweet" and not too uncomfortable, but every time his comics give me the feeling of taking some pretty flower and mashing it into the ground with your penis.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the herald of the whatever the hell we're going to call the wave of postmodernism that comes after the current wave of postmodernism.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>203 The failure to think for a whole day before posting is miserable.
>>206 I noticed that and proceeded think about it for almost a day and a half. Can you imagine my disappointment when I noticed that you had stolen my post? I'm glad I decided to think about this possibility in advance!
Stared at the tv too long now and I'm not the same. I've got to remind myself that it's just a game. Its getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night. I think I'll let them shoot me so that I can die. Whats at the end? Whats at the end? Whats at the end of satan's rainbow?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Most of us will die.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If we have a life for every day of the week, this life's a saturday
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Existence is rainfall; I want to see how big a puddle I can make.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have a great idea for a practical joke!
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What is the purpose of practical jokes? Is it to make somebody feel miserable? ...To destroy somebody's valuable possessions? ...To laugh at the poor guy even if there is actually no reason to laugh at him, because he is deeply hurt?
...a free fire zone for a cheap feeling of Schadenfreude...
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have been watching this thread for a week, and still this is all I have to contribute.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Every teardrop that rolls down your pretty cheek makes you stronger, my love.
My rectum feels full enough to be uncomfortable, but not so full that I'm ready to go poop.
(It is not full of penis, lest you be lead to believe so if it's not specified.)
>>216 I meant to post that in the current thoughts thread. Aporogies for any inconvenience.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ How interesting! I haven't thought for a whole day in a long time. Well, you don't get much time for thinking these days.
Is it because of my rapidly changing interests? Is it because of the world wide web? Is it because of my age? Is it because that the life is rushed in this time and age?
I'd need another day of thinking to answer these questions, but I don't have this luxury.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Computers are not Turing-complete, because they are finite state machines.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I was thinking all night, what states are possible for the computer? I believe that they're all derivatives of these: "powered on", "powered off", "broken".
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The future is in robots building robots.
In the the end the most important question in life is what if my dick was a dildo?
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's one thing to TALK, and a very different thing to DO.
It is better to be stupid then to be petty.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The two are not mutually exclusive, of course.