(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.
Anon1: W00t
Anon2: COCKMONGLER NEGRO CRACKY-CHAN SOVIET RUSSIA A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAT
Anon2: *HALLWAY
Anon3: OK
Anon4: HALLWAT
Anon4: WAT
Anon5: HOT HAT
Anon4: SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Anon3: SCATMAN!
Anon1: DEE-BOP-A-LOP-DO-BOO
Anon4: FILLY-DAB-BOB-SKOB-BA-DABA
Anon6: NIGGERS
Anon7: DUCKS ARE SHIT!
Anon5: I AGREE
Anon5: PENIS. I HAVE A PENIS.
Anon3: PENIS PENIS PENIS
Anon3: PENIS PENIS PENIS
Metal_Pig: I AM THE METAL PIG
this is getting more and more meaningful by the day
i hope there is a grand finale that paves forth a new ultimate low
I thought about this for a few days already. I'm pretty much sure that >>25 likes (or tries to make up that he likes) pictures featuring anthropomorphic animals and a sexual content.
After a month of deep meditation, I have come to the realization that it is totally impossible for more than 6 posts to be made in this thread in one day.
Look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Oh god I keep seeing this thread every day always forgetting to think of something.
I hate myself and I want to die.
( ί ί) Return with your mitten,
( ί -ί) or on it.
What about my a panda?
oh god, jesus
( ί ί) I read this thread yesterday but forgot to think.
( ί -ί) I guess this is my thought.
I believe the true question (let us asume for the sakeof this document such question exists) is not whether one has 'forgot to think'; But whether he can post them here or not.
If for some reason you disagree and have other thoughts onthis matter, please elaborate them thoroughly. You have the
most of my attention, quite an accomplishment if you take into
account my position and perhaps my animosity against slow-witters.
Please excuse me for my bold statements on this matter, notthe best of my manners.
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``I hope this doesn't sound pompous but I don't think of myself as famous,whatever fame I've got has come through what I've done and associations
of things I've done.''
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ True perfection is achieved by the knife.
( E-E) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
( LΦ`) >>44, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
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I think we should destroy all life and try again with bacteria.
( EΦE) CRAP ASS POO SPIT PISS KILL
Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one alternately! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.
Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one simultaneously! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.
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I would definitely call my band 'Dekachin and the Your Moms'.
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>>57
I admire your gallant bravery in making such a bold judgment. One day I hope that I may possess such indispensable powers of mind, wielded by only the most noble of gentlemen.
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(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ If it is too much metal for one hand, couldn't you just use both of your hands simultaneously?
I dont know what to post about.
Do cacti rot if they are dead?
If furries are so intent on acting like animals, why are they so displeased when they are treated as such?
These mittens are lovely, red and fleece
But I have DQN to see
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
Perhaps it is implied that there is too much wood in the other hand.
Make it a cheeseburger.
I really do like lolicon.
I didn't know this thread was here.
THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!
I can't delay it anymore, I really need to start my final essay on Yoshinoya.
Anyways, >>74, please listen to me. Not that itfs really related to this thread, of course.
I wrote an essay the other day. You know, for English. Anyways it was pretty good and I got 150% for it.
And then, I looked at the paper of the hipster kid sitting next to me. He had a 80% and 20 more for extra credit..
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot.
Hey you, donft do extra credit because it's 20% more, fool.
Itfs only 20%. T-W-E-N-T-Y P-E-R-C-E-N-T.
Therefre even entire stacks of extra credit papers here. 15 papers, all hoping to get some measly extra credit, huh? How fucking nice.
gAlright, that just makes me a better student!h God I canft bear to watch.
You people, Ifll give you 20% extra credit to write a better paper.
English class should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the classroom can be sitting there looking at each other funny all day long, and then all of a sudden just start debating,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, thatfs whatfs great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start writing, and then the bastard beside me goes gCan I do another one, for 20% more credit?h
I was like, gWho in the world needs that much extra credit, you moron?h
I want to ask him, gDo you REALLY think it will make you a better student?h
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
gAre you seriously gonna turn that in? I donft think you are. I bet you just wanted to say eextra creditf out loud while breathing through your mouth, you dumb fuck.h
Coming from an English veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this: writing eloquent stories.
Thatfs right, eloquent stories. This is the vetfs way of writing.
When you get gextra credith, that means youfre not going to get a ton of credit. But instead you get a SHITLOAD of respect. But on the other hand, the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
But you stay up all night writing it. And then, itfs marvelous. This is unbeatable.
However, if you write this then therefs the danger that youfll be marked by the professors from next time on. Like the next time you walk in there, all the staff are gonna be like gHoly shit itfs that dude who wrote that mind-blastingly brilliant story the other week.h Itfs a double-edged sword.
I canft recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>74, should just stick with the persuasive essays.
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spoobnumby fazool to you too, pal
Do I really love her, or do I just love the idea of going out with a Chinese girl?
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VTIS@ is the name I use to post on some other image boards. Did you know that >>82 ? It was kinda spooky.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ lol, dicks
Please, wait for a day before posting a reply. Also, I hate VTNS@.
From now on, I resolve to stop switching my keybخشقي شؤن فخ ىخقةشم صاثى I accidentally hit the key combination that switches layouts.
Have you read your SICP today?
I think I have put enough thoughttime into this post to post here.
If an auto-flush toilet is unflushed when you arrive, it will be unflushed when you depart.
Also, if you don't notice it's broken, the next person certainly will.
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I've stopped liking things "ironically". I've also abandoned cynicism, political and otherwise. It's given me a new kind of clarity in judgment. Aesthetic experiences seem more profound.
It wasn't easy (and I'm still weeding out this tired, scared cynic in me), but I can recommend it to anyone. I guess that's all.
I've thought about my response for quite some time so I apologize for bumping an old thread.
i'm a big fat butt
I have thought long and hard about my life, scavenging through life's constant lows, wondering when I would come to a peak, or at least a plateau. Then the new year came, and everything seemed to be going excellent; I found someone to love (and be loved by), my course at uni was going extremely well, I found 10p on the floor one day, got a few gigs lined up for my band etc.
And for a while I was... happy... for the first time in a very long time... I thought the days of despair and doubt were done with, but I've felt it creeping up again the past few days, despite everything going so well in my life now. In fact I've always been pretty well off, things have always seemed to go my way, I've never been able to understand what my problem is. Still I wake up wanting to blow my head off, even when I wake up in the arms of my love.
Have you read your SICP today?
I think I came to accept death yesterday. I had always feared it. As harsh or painful or tedious or boring as life can be, it is always in my mind better than the alternative. So I would wonder, early in the morning when I was still awake but had exhausted everything else I could think about, what the world would be like after me. If I would leave important things unfinished. If I would see a bright like or a deep blackness when I go. If I would see anything after that. It terrified me. But I was thinking, yesterday, about the idea of a Psychopomp. I am not a religious person. But for some reason the idea of some kindly, or even professionally indifferent, phantom standing before me and showing me where I must go is incredibly comforting. There is no choice to be made about it. There is no room for mistakes. It seems entirely contrary to my nature, but if I can believe that such a creature does exist (it doesn't need to be a supernatural being, it could be an EMT, or a brother, or a lover [if a humble DQN such as me will ever know such a thing]), I think I can accept finality.
i think you're on a good way, >>99-san. Accepting finality is one of the biggest burdens a human being must overcome.
I spent a whole day thinking and i came to the conclusion that i am simply hungry.
Why is it that protests always attract so many whiny faggots?
I have thought about this for a couple of weeks, but it is related to >>101
Even if I agree with the causes they are fighting for, as soon as they try to make a fuss I'm immediately inclined to mock them just to spite them. There was a demonstration against herbal essences in my town centre not long ago, and while I think animal testing is kinda cruel, it has been helpful in many aspects of research for helping humans. In any case, the fuss they made just made me want to slash their big inflatable herbal essences bottle (with unfunny slogans) and then squirt shampoo in their eyes.
True. There's no cause so noble that it won't attract fuckheads.
Having pondered all posts in this thread for over a day, my conclusion is that >>96 is the most profound of them all.
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My grandfather died yesterday and I'll admit, I cried some. But to be honest it was never really for him. I did it out of sympathy for people, which amounted just to pressure in my sinuses; the only thing that set me over the edge was thinking that someone I cared about might die one day.
It's been a few months, at least, since I've posted in a [Profound] thread like this. Of course, not all of it was spent thinking... If I'd spent my time doing that, I probably wouldn't be here now!
I've reluctantly come to the conclusion that the reason Palestinians are treated so badly is because they're rotten neighbors.
There's been quite a few situations in my life where if it was the Truman Show, the audience would be thinking, "Oh god he's trying to kill himself!" yet I have never managed to go the whole way. None of them have ever been serious suicide attempts, I guess I just like to go to the edge and look over and see what's over it. But I've been thinking how, there's been a few of them I'm surprised I stayed conscious, never mind alive. Entire box of painkillers? A wee bit dizzy. Jumping in front of a car? Car swerves and I just rip my hand up. Cutting open an artery? A strangely small amount of blood.
The conclusion which seems most likely to me is that I am blessed, and I must have some kind of purpose in life. Well, I don't believe in a higher being or an afterlife or anything, so fuck that.
I think I get too attached, too quickly. There's been times where I've been put off going out with a girl, purely on the basis that if we got married and she took my name, it wouldn't roll off the tongue very easily.
And I'm often already thinking of baby names, like, two weeks into a new relationship, visualising the big house we'd live in with our children and pets.
I'm a big fat butt.
After pondering for 24 hours without sleep or food, I am still not convinced that Fred Phelps would be interested in buying GODHATESBRITFAGS.COM off me. Perhaps I should just run with it, as my vericode suggests.
Furry hate is on the rise. Based on data gathered over the past forty-eight hours, I would say we're dealing with an astroturfing campaign.
Oscillating sheep.
Do androids dream of oscillating sheep?
Megaman X3 had way better music than X2, despite not being as diverse. At least in terms of the SNES versions. The Saturn version is a whole other ball game.
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(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ I must say, I am very glad this thread entered the top 10 again. It appears that the elitist superstructure is in desperate need of profoundness.
I love my fiancé soooo much, but I am aware how weird it is I've only met her twice.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Mittens.