( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

　　 ∧＿/∩∩　　
　　（　・ω(・-・ ) I have stuffed myself with poisonous pills.
　　（　つ と　　0
　 　 ）　 ⊂ _,ノo
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　　 ∧＿∧　　munch munch
　　（　・<-・）.,..,
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　 　 ）　 ⊂ _,ノ
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　　（　xωx).,..,
　　（　つ と　　0
　 　 ）　 ⊂ _,ノ
　　（＿_）＿）

Both Beady Eyes and beloved child star Clonepa are dead.
In a bizarre suicide pact, the annoying comic foil apparently-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?

( ・-・) I'm glad to see you've been taking your pills.

( ・ω・) They really cleared up my acne fast!

( ・ω・) And my bacne too!

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　 　 　 ＿＿__　　 | 　My Creator, I thank thee for miraculously curing my acne.
　 　 ／　　.／＼ 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 ／　　.／( ・ ).＼ 　　　　　　o〇　 　 　　 ヾ!;;;::iii|//"
／_____／ .（´ω`）　,＼　　 ∧∧　　　　　　 　 |;;;;::iii|/ﾞ
￣|| || || ||. |っ¢..||￣　　（,,　　,）　ﾅﾑﾅﾑ　　 |;;;;::iii|
　 || || || ||./,,,　|ゝ.iii~ 　　⊂　　ヾｗｗｗｊｊｒｊｗw!;;;;::iii|ｊｗｊｊｒｊｗw〃
　_|￣￣￣|~~凸（￣）凸　.（　　　）〜　ｗｊｗｊｊｒｊ从ｊｗｗｊｗｊｊｒｊ从

( ・ω・) According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142117675/127 I only have 3 months to live.

( ・ω・) I hope Mittens puts out by then. It would be a shame if I died a virgin.

( ・ω・) For that matter, what's a virgin? Olives?

( ・ω・) I like to puke in mittens.

( ・ω・) But my puke tastes like butterscotch pudding.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cool! We should take all your clones, force them to see Grandpa naked, take all the vomit and sell it!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AND THEN WE CAN BUY MORE MITTENS!!!!

( ˃ ヮ˂)

( ・ω・) Whoa, whoa, whoa. I lost you at "take".

( ・ω・) Hey, Mittens. If we smooch, your barf will taste like butterscotch pudding too!

( ・ω・) Maybe.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Only one way to find out! Come here, Clonepa!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think this is a bad decision.

( ´ω`) Smooching your brownie hole should have the same effect as a mutual tongue tickling of throats.

( ・-・) This thread is like, half the size of my bathroom.

can it be OVER 9000?!

( ・-・) It's certainly bigger than your rectum.

( ・-・) You know, we should call you Dronepa cause you're a sexless critter born to serve Queenpa.

( ・ω・) Nah, that messes up the scansion.

( ・ω・) "Everybody Loves Dronepa" just sounds stupid.

( ´ω`) That's an awfully tinny word, "Dronepa."

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ Ψ・) Mr. Clonepa seems to be exhibiting palilalia. Clearly, this is indicative of undiagnosed autism.

( ・ω・) Oh! I love paella.

( ・ω・) Is that like kumquat pie?

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) We've got a lot of good times in store for our upcoming season!

( ・ω・) Lots of laughs and you may even learn a thing or two!

<( ・ω・)> Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa EX.

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa wearing a Corean.

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa with pointy ears.

v ( ・ω・)> Oops, it fell.

v ( ・ω・) v Aw, hamburgers.

v ( ・ω・) v I guess I'm just Clonepa again.

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　　　　　　 （・ω・　） ＜ 　Yay! It's scooter time〜♪
　　　　 ,Oﾞﾞ)=⊂二 ） ≡ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　／　ノ((￣＿ノﾆﾆフ
　　 '=-=､＼>>_ﾉ/,.=-＼ 　
　　（ ◎）ﾞｰ――'（ ◎）　≡3　≡3　≡3

( ・-・) Where the hell do you get the budget for all this?

( ・ω・) What's a budget? Can you ride it?

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │・ω・ |│　< Hello everyone, I will take care of this thread for a while, meow.
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( ・-・) You've got to be kidding me.

( ・ω・) Yay! My best friend in the whole world!!!

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │・ω・ |│　< Oops, the best friend of my best friend in the whole world, I meant, meow!
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
　　　　∪￣∪

( ・ω・) Where did you get the cat suit? Is that for the show?

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │・ω・ |│　< Why the fuck am i in a fursuit goddamn fuckballs
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
　　　　∪￣∪

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │xωx |│　< Why the fuck am i in a fursuit goddamn fuckballs
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
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( ・ω・) Oh hey a cat suit!

( ・-・) 100get!

( ・-・) goddamfuckshitpissalloverit

( ・ω・) Yay! You're back!!!

( ・ω・) How was Peru?

( ・-・) Peru sucked. Too damn much rainforest if you ask me.

( ・ω・) I did ask you.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You should have asked me.

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. What's your name?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Names are for peasants and blue collar workers.

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) Clonepa
Power: tanasinn
Intelligence: ( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa.
Charisma: ( ・-・) He doesn't have any.
Stamina:
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　　　　　　　 　（・ω・ ）　＜Weeeeee!
　　　　　　　　O┬O　)
　　　　　　　　◎┴し'-◎ ≡　　　

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │FUCK│　< XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
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　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　 　（・ω・ ）　＜Weeeeee!
　　　　　　　　O┬O　)
　　　　　　　　◎┴し'-◎ ≡　　

　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　 　（・ω・ ）　＜Woohoo!
　　　　　　　O┬O　)
　　　　　　　◎┴し'-◎ ≡　　

              ∧_∧

　　　　　　 　 ( ・ω・ ）　＜Oh my gosh! I think I ran over something!
　　　　　　　 O┬O　)
　　　　　　　 ◎┴し'-◎ ≡　

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │KSKF│　< taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Viewers expecting a fun time to share with their children
were instead treated to a freak in a giant Security Kitten
suit dropping the F Bomb and generally behaving like a b-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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"That's the last time I put up with him," said Junior,
a young child who is abused daily by Grandpa, his grand-
father. "I hope he keels over and--
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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Comic foil Beady Eyes was arrested after allegedly being
discovered masturbating in a grocery store bathroom. The
police indicated that nobody on staff particularly wanted to
extract the carrot, which the rude little rabbit had s-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　Why won't this thing turn off?
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へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ
　　|　 │(ﾟ -ﾟ)│　< Post unhappy things...cucucucu...
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
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                                へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　

　　|ノ 　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　 ´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

|　 ││　FAIL
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪ 　　　　 ∪　

　
　　＼ __　　 　 _/　　　　
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( ・ω・) I didn't know there were this many Security Kittens.

( ・-・) You know nothing!

( ・-・) I wasn't masturbating, either! I was ...

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) I HATE YOU!!!

( ・ω・) I know you're just pretending.

( ・-・) 123 get

( ・ω・) Ooooo, so close!

( ・-・) I'M BEADY
( ・-・) SON OF A BITCH CLONEPA
( ・-・) CLONEPA IS PIG
( ・-・) DO YOU WANT A GRANDPA?
( ・-・) DO YOU WANT A JUNIOR?
( ・-・) CLONEPA IS PIG DISGUSTING
( ・-・) KITTEN SUIT IS A MURDERER
( ・-・) FUCKING CLONE

( ・ω・) We can't fuck. We don't have the parts.

( ・-・) please to be shutting fukc the up

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) fack you man

( ・-・) eep op orp a a

( x-x) -kchak-

( ・-・) I hate it when that happens.

( ・ω・) Why so serious?

( ・-・) You remind me of my dad.

( ・ω・) I hate your dad.

( ・-・) I expected some star wars reference.

( ・ω・) Tilt your computer back 60 degrees, and everything will look like the intro of Star Wars.

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone

( ・ω・) Hello >>137, or shall I call you "( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone" ?

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.

(・∀・) Ew, gay magic?

( ・ω・) Sorry, that must have been left over from our first season.

( ・ω・) Is that another word for complement?

(・∀・) >>134, he was armed only with this.

( ・ω・) Wow. You should work in Hollywood!

(・∀・) I already have a prolific and fulfilling career in Bollywood.

( ・ω・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.