( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( E-E) You're such a pussy.
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What's this? Bandit is peeing on the ball!
This is Puppy Bowl history, folks!
I hope the hamsters in the blimp are getting this!
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Better than the Super Bowl.
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Are you ready for some FOOTBALLLLLL?
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) No.
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Do you ever feel... not so fresh?
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) No.
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Save us!
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) No.
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Free cake if you save us!!
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Hmmm...
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Free punch and pie if you save us!!
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Then no.
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And when I said "free punch," I mean I'll punch you if you don't save us.
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Hmmm...
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How about if I punch Beady Eyes really hard?
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Okay!
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(xΦΓ) Rorschachpa is ready to save you!
BARPH
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) This is the worst
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How about if I punch Beady Eyes really hard again?
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Sure!
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Hey, take your p-
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) Ha ha ha!
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@@@@ΘQΘ @Here I come to save the day!@@@@@@@
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@@@@ΘQΘ @Where's my driver?
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|@/PRR||Q|@/PRRmϋϋϋn I'm one of those wisecracking automated
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( EΦE) Must've wandered onto the wrong set again.
( EΦE) That's our show! G'night, kids!
( E-E) That episode sucked. Worst ending ever.
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|@/PRR||Q|@/PRRmϋϋϋn@I GET SO LONELY! sob
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/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EΦE) No.
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@@@@ΘQΘ @Let's go OLD CHAPS
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Clonepa! what are you doing to Grandpa!?
( EΦE) I was wearing my Grandpa(tm) Underoos.
( EΦE) They're comfortable, snug and fashionable!
( LΦ`) I owe my wrinkle-free complexion to constant stretching by Clonepafs not-butt.
( LΦ`) Would you believe me if I told you the entire reason for the existence of the Clonepas is to use their asses for my skin grafts?
( LΦ`) Cuz itfs true.
( EΦE) You never tell us the same reason for my existence twice!
( EΦE) Last week, you said it was so you could have three kidneys.
( EΦE) And one for lunch after the operation was completed.
( EΝE) Actually, my mother has 4 kidneys, she was born that way.
( EΦE) Four kidneys are redundant, they merely atrophy so as the minimum standard of filtration is acheived.
( LΦ`) I didnf say nuthinf fbout no kidneys.
( LΦ`) But I got duplicate testes thanks to your donation! YEeeeehaw!
( EΦE) Our musical guest tonight is the fat metal band PUDGE!
( EΦE) We'll also have the solution to last week's Clonepa Puzzler! I can't wait!!
( EΦE) ...
( EΦE) PUDGE frontman Fatpa will not be with us tonight.
( EΦE) Standing in for Fatpa will be...
(drumroll)
( EΦE)vc: rubitt
Rub it! Nununenenununenu nununenenununenu
Nununenenununenu nununenenununenu
Nununenenununenu nununenenununenu
Nununenenununenu nununenenununenu
Mmmm,mhmmm,mhmmmMmmMMMmmmMMMM
Mmmm,mhmmm,mhmmmMmmmMmmm
*ding, ga ding, ga ding a ling a ling,
ding, ga ding, ga ding, ding, ding*
Rub it!
( E-E) gratz, man, you're the next fucking lady gaga
( LΦ`) Mmmh back in the days lady gaga's mom was the best tabledancer in the whole country...
(EΝE) You're drooling, Grandpa!
( EΦE) It looks like it's time for the big finale!
( EΦE) Clones! Present hard boiled eggs!
( EΦE) ...
(EΦE ) ...
( EΦE) So none of you remembered your eggs?
( E-E) EGGS this time?
( E-E) aw hell naw I'm outta here
( EΦE) Okay! Clones! On THREE...
( EΦE) ...TWO...
(EΦE ) Hang on, I dropped my summer sausage.