DQN FANTASY
PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(EΝE) is FIGHTER.
( LΦ`) is BLK BELT.
( ί ί) is WHT MAGE.
( EΦE) is RED MAGE.
I am your Game Master, i L`j, and I will be your guide.
DQN-KUN WAS BACK HOME FROM HIS VISIT TO THE HOME OF HIS SICK PEDOPHILE FRIEND. SUDDENLY, i@MnLj SPRANG FROM THE DARK ALLEY AND CAPTURED DQN-KUN. HE WAS NOT SEEN IN THE MAGIC Dokyu~n VILLAGE FEW YEARS AND THE DENIZENS OF IT BECAME WORRIED.
THEY REQUESTED THE FOUR DEFENDERS OF THE SECRET Dokyu~n VILLAGE TO SEEK FOR HIM AND SAVE HIM.
TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT i@MnLjWHO HAS TAKEN DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
i L`j The four of you travel through the lively streets of the magic village Dokyu~n. Among the villagers of it who are greeting you, on your path you encounter the battle kitten Π*L°MΠ. What do you do?
( ί ί) I offer the battle kitten mittens
No, ( ί ί) you will use your mittens later, we must destroy the battle kitten!
I use OPPAI level 1.
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(@EΝE)c Π*L°MΠ
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Π*L°MΠ Wait! I'm just a civilian nya!
(EΝE) Oh im sorry, would you like to help us with our quest? We are going to rescue DQN-kun.
Π*L°MΠ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.
(EΝE) That's it? No items to give? Just scripted dialog?
Π*L°MΠ Make sure you buy some equipment and armor before you go off to fight Darkpa.
( LΦ`) Let me handle this one, Junior..
( LΦ`) attacks Π*L°MΠ using GENERIC WEAK ATTACK.
Π#ίDίΠ ..!
(EΝE) GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
i@MnLj Hello. I have arrived in order to taunt you in your moment of desperation.
i@MnLjWhat? You aren't desperate yet? I'll be heading home, then. I'm having a party, and I can't keep the guests waiting.
(EΝE) LETS FOLLOW HIM
(@MnLj..
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:Bn*.: * POOF
( LΦ`) Oh no! Darkpa has used telepo to escape to his secret Garden Party hideout...
( EΦE) uses CLONE ARMY TECHNIQUE!
( EΦE) Clonepas! We must search every Garden Party in Dokyu~n and locate Darkpa's hideout!
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( LΦ`) ( ί ί) (EΦE ) (EΝE ) Have you found anything?
( LΦ`) ( *ί ί) (EΦE ) (EΝE *) No...
( EΝE) Hey Clonepa, what happened to your army of clones?
( EΦE) Hmm, allow me to focus...
( -Φ-) ...
( -Φ-) .....
( -Φ-) ........
( EΝE) ...Clonepa?