DQN FANTASY
PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ゚ ヮ゚) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.
I am your Game Master, ( ´ヮ`), and I will be your guide.
DQN-KUN WAS BACK HOME FROM HIS VISIT TO THE HOME OF HIS SICK PEDOPHILE FRIEND. SUDDENLY, ( `ハ´) SPRANG FROM THE DARK ALLEY AND CAPTURED DQN-KUN. HE WAS NOT SEEN IN THE MAGIC Dokyu~n VILLAGE FEW YEARS AND THE DENIZENS OF IT BECAME WORRIED.
THEY REQUESTED THE FOUR DEFENDERS OF THE SECRET Dokyu~n VILLAGE TO SEEK FOR HIM AND SAVE HIM.
TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT ( `ハ´)WHO HAS TAKEN DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
( ´ヮ`) The four of you travel through the lively streets of the magic village Dokyu~n. Among the villagers of it who are greeting you, on your path you encounter the battle kitten ミ*´ー`ミ. What do you do?
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ゚ ヮ゚) attacks ( ⌒-⌒) using MITTENS NOVA
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( ・-・) Hey, uh... can I play?
BACK AT DARKPA'S WONDERFUL PARTY WHERE MANY GUESTS ARE CURRENTLY ENJOYING THEMSELVES
( ⌒-⌒)Master, I was defeated in battle. Please make me stronger. Also I killed a Clonepa but nobody seemed to even care.
(・∀・) GUYS! ( ⌒-⌒) KILLED A CLONEPA!
( ・ω・) I roll d20
( ⌒-⌒) I'm right here, sir.
G´。 ,.゚) He's right there, sir.
===☆ G´。 ,.゚) Durr
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/ ( ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ Oops. Well, I'm stronger now. Thanks Darkpa. I shall destroy the Clonepa's!
( ・ω・) Hi. Clonepa? I'm Clonepa.
Say your prayers!
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ (・ω・ )
( ⌒-⌒)つ━.... (・ω・ )
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ (・ω・ )
Oh, come on!
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ (・ω・ )
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ .... (・ω・ )
( ⌒-⌒)つ━ (・ω・ ) Looks like it's busted.
( `ハ´) It only had one charge. You were supposed to use it on Clonepa, and the spell would have killed all of them. Instead, you killed all the Goobers.
( `ハ´) All one of them.
( ⌒-⌒) Eh, that's pretty lose-win.
( ´ω`) ( ゚ ヮ゚) (・ω・ ) (・∀・ )
(・∀・ ) Alright guys lets defeat (⌒-⌒) while we can, we need the key to Darkpa's lair!
( ・-・) Hey! Don't forget me!
( ´ω`) You can have my sword.
(・∀・) And my axe!
( ・ω・) And my hurl.
( ゚ ヮ゚) My mittens!
( ・-・) I got some pills for this.
(・∀・) Wait... I don't think I can equip axes...
( ´ヮ`) The rulebook says that mittens do 0d6+0 damage.
( ゚ -゚) ... Reread that rulebook.
( ´ヮ`) I'm sorry, I misread the rules.
( ´ヮ`) Mittens actually reduce punching damage to 0.
( ´ヮ`) They also render one unable to perform the poke in the eye attack.
/ヽ /ヽ
':' ゙''" `':, but just check out this hyakuretsu hari te!
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( ⌒-⌒)Useless.
( ⌒-⌒)It's useless.
( ⌒-⌒)So useless.
( ⌒-⌒) To think that I was once defeated in battle by such a useless technique. Sigh.
( ´ω`) Enough of this hankypanky with mittens and cheerleaders and hyakurtea and pills. Back in my days we actually got things done!
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( ´ヮ`) Hold it, that's against the--
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/彡" /~ニ | j| "ヽ ヽ .∴ ' ( ))ヮ`) Augh!
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( ´ヮ`) Dammit you're breaking the storyline stop this at once--
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/彡" /~ニ | j| "ヽ ヽ .∴ ' ( ))ヮ`) Augh!
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( ´ヮ`) In the meanwhile, in a galaxy far away...
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| トェェェイ/ This party is simply splendid.
| /`ニニ´
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( ⌒-⌒) attacks ( ・ω・) using GREATER FIRE BURST
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