ITT we appraise the poster above us (42)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5442 15:19

>>0 ain't worth shit.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 15:44

>>1 is worth 120g of diarrhea.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:03

>>2 Is 4.7*10(12070) courics of bullshit.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:15

>>3 Is worth as much as the gold in Fort Knox.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 20:54

>>4 is worth as much as the United States is.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 21:18

I'd definitely buy >>5 if I found him/her/it on sale for $10 at a local flea market.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 23:11

>>6 was worth my bid fast ship gr8 seller would def buy again AAAAAAA+++++++++++

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 23:13

>>7 and 50 cents will get you a cup of coffee.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 23:52

>>8 is the rarest precious jewel in the world!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 02:11

I would kill my family just to own a >>9

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 04:22

I would kill >>9's family just to touch >>10

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 04:32

I guess I'd buy >>11 if he was the last one on the shelf.

13 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5443 07:46

I won't go anywhere near >>12 until it goes on sale.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 07:48

>>13 is pretty hip and fashionable, which explains the horribly overpriced MSRP.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 23:26

I'd buy >>14 for one dollar.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 22:22

>>15 is worth a Panda plus 10 Yuan.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 22:23

>>16 better than a pair of mittens.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 22:26

I'd trade >>17 for a fine, wooden table.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 01:35

>>18 is worth his weight in chicken nuggets

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 05:13

>>19 lost much of its value due to his fat, bamboo-shitting panda butt being slightly overweight.

21 Name: : 1993-09-5445 07:30

>>20, last appraised at $2.3 million, was sold on mortgage to a part-time janitor with a yearly income of $14,000. It has since been foreclosed upon and is now going up for auction cheap.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 14:16

>>21 was kind enough to not point out that >>20 seems to think this is the insult-the-previous-poster thread.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 17:00

>>22
Isn't worth the time of day.

Definitely more than the day of the week, though.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 00:54

>>23 Is worth one nanosecond of Donald Trump's income.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 03:45

>>24 is worth ten thousand Zimbabwean dollars.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 16:56

I'd feel right proud to wipe my ass with >>25!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 17:35

I can get >>26 with 3 referrals, but I'm saving so I can get 40 for an iPod.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 22:04

A madam's favorite >>27

  • It is made of DQN
  • It will not be hurt by means of acid.
  • It can be wielded as a weapon. (3d24 Pierce 20%)
  • It modifies hit bonus by 9 and damage bonus by 3.
  • It modifies DV by -3 and PV by 0.
  • It deals chaos damage. [####]
  • It enhances your cooking skill. [##]
  • It prevents aliens from entering your body.
  • It increases your Speed by 2.
  • It negates the effect of paralysis.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 23:43

>>28 is a lifelong investment.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 04:36

>>29 has 25 charges of lightening, making it a worthy investment.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 06:16

I saved up for weeks to buy >>30

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 07:52

>>31 is the very model of a modern Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftkapitän.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 23:59

If you buy in the next hours, I'll let you have >>32 for only $499.95. Don't delay -- act now!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 11:57

>>33
too expensive

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 04:05

>>34 is worth a good sage

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:14

>>35 A copy was sold on Ebay somewhere between the price of a pet rock and Rubix cube.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 16:43

>>36 would be worth more, but it's spent a lot of time out of the original packaging.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 18:45

>>37 has a great deal of sentimental value

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 23:56

I could probably find >>38 on sale at Wal-Mart.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 01:09

>>39 is worth 9 nano-cents

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 15:50

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     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 21:30

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