( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that this thread depresses me less than the ''Post Awesome Things'' thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I was watching some sugar gliders of some people I knew in my dorm last night and it was really fun but one of them pissed on my chair and it stinks to high heaven.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to google "sugar glider". I've missed out on this cuteness for so long.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christmas has lost all of its magic for me. I must be a terrible person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only having 11,000 dollars in the bank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>439 complain about that when I'd be glad to have that much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How small of a person I am to post >>439 just to make others sad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
I CAN NOT BE WITH HER
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/HERMES/DETAILS/00590m.jpg
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some shitty fuckhead bumped a bunch of dead threads today.
rocks fell and everybody died
After all I think I am REALLY japanese robosalaryman
I have bipolar disorder
Depressive episode
Signs and symptoms of the depressive phase of bipolar disorder include persistent
feelings of sadness, [+]
anxiety, [+]
guilt, [+]
anger, [+]
isolation, or hopelessness; [+]
disturbances in
sleep [+]
and
appetite; [+]
loss of interest in usually enjoyable activities; [-]
problems concentrating; [-]
loneliness, [-]
self-loathing, [+]
apathy or indifference; [+++++++]
depersonalization; [++++++++++]
loss of interest in sexual activity; [+++++++++]
shyness or social anxiety; [+]
irritability, chronic pain (with or without a known cause); [-] lack of motivation; [-]
and morbid suicidal ideation.[wtf is this shit]
The media often portray the salaryman in negative fashion for lack of initiative and originality. Because of this portrayal, communities may be less willing to consult the salaryman for his emotional problems, which often leads to clinical depression or even suicide.
I knew it. And this is the future of the mankind. Japan is the future.
what did you except?
This is 21th century generation
Generation of people who were using blogs, free music, movies and youtube since early childhood
and swimming in the stream of never ending information
Everybody will be like me soon
there is not much to do really
The world after 800,000,000 years
I am glad that I will die in 21th century. Don't want to see the future, rly
I wonder could all my life be different?
Could I be any normal, just like everybody else???
Being together with heterosexual woman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My fiancé's psychiatrist telling her to "move on" from me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so ugly. I wish I could lose my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I could lose my entire body
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish you two ugly fuckers would get out of my sight.
I quarrel with everyone. :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mouth of the Mississippi river is in Louisiana.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I missed class because I spent the whole time stuck and then hopelessly lost in traffic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fucker took my offline copy of Google Maps out of the map pocket, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I recognize I have time management issues but I am not taking the time to actually correct them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doing a search for "maid cafe" and getting a page full of Michael Moore results.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've forgotten how to have fun and it's not even noon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Empathy for >>465 has made me unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And my captcha is "haigness". Seriously. Who wants to be compared to Haig in any qualitative way?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I saw a post on 2ch that was trying to translate English internet jargon into Japanese, and called /b/ the English NewsforVIP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am very sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a "Post Confusing Things!" thread and you missed the chance to post it there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people really are capable of intelligent thought, but make every effort to resist it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This is harder to get over than it sounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) President Obama is yet to give us free mittens.
>>478
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What do you mean? The first one is always free. That's how they hook you.
>>479
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, and before you know it you're crawling around in trash cans looking for your next fix
>>480
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... oh the memories ...
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/37-39
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'd like the MITTENSBURGER!
> -‐‐- 、
>／ ヽ
>! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） That will be $50
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>＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
> ｀｀フ i´
> / ＼ﾉゝ
> /__i |丱!|
>━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's rather steep, isn't it?
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/700
>(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ I put on my mittens and
>(∩ﾟ -ﾟ)∩ ....
>(∩> ヮ<)∩ MITTENS!!!!!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/741
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks is giving away free mittens with every meal
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1163701934/23
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried dumpster diving, but your dumpster doesn't have any food in it either.
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are you sure this is a restaurant, Rei?</a>
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178118904/905
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rei's has the cleanest dumpsters of any restaurant!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1198250435/20
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's nothing, I had to...well, I'd rather not say. It's kind of embarassing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone called me a commie when I suggested that instead of teaching a man to fish so he'd eat for a lifetime, everyone should have an equal number of fish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The people who know how to fish should catch enough fish for all of us.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I sincerely hope that one day, >>484, you won't be a commie. Until that day however, I hope we never meet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fucking commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies with nuclear weapons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Seducing a girl into buying me drinks, pot, and ending up in her bed, cheating on my current girlfriend. Before she slipped my penis into her, I got cold feet and left for the bathroom. The guilt, her pussy juice on my lips, the potent weed, gave me bad vibes and I wanted out. She was downstairs, cooking rice, because I had told her I had the munchies for a bowl with soy.
Coming down the stairs, nearly nude, to see her in her nightclothes at 3AM, stirring rice to try please me, is a low point in my developement as a human being.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably never get to meet that girl. Shame, because she sounds terrific.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maybe I can seduce a commie!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got laid off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll never get laid, so I'm just going to jack off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's why I got laid off in the first place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ・-・) So you were spanking the monkey at work?
( ・-・) You were polishing your Oscar at your place of business?
( ・-・) You were spittin' in the mitten at y-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YES shut up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SOMEONE SAID MITT--
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ew
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a game you want, but having it come in the wrong box...
( ・-・) So you say you were hammering out a contract at yo-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YES shut up already!
( ・ヮ・) You're smitten by mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ; -;)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My name is Mittens, and I'm a mittenholic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In 10,000 years the Chinese will have nuclear submarines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sleepless nights, but you can't do anything because there's others in the house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming will remove any reason to wear mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Socialist Revolution is making everything worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Truth hurts, you commie bastard.
（ ≖д≖）SOVIET POWER SUPREME
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mother Russia can suck my mitten.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I couldn't even get hired by any fast food restaurants (if one can even call fast food that).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm currently unemployed and my pool of cash is slowly diminishing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I actually know someone who had that shirt before it was famous on the Internet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My perfect soul mate who I have met, been together with, and loved more than anything in the world can't be with me because she has a child that isn't mine. I fought with her in her custody battle to deny the father visitation rights. I completely reorganized her life by finding her a place to live, a decent job, and even friends. When I started to struggle with stress, she was unable to help me and my self loathing tendencies drove us apart. This happened several times and now there's nothing left in me. The only way I know how to cope is drinking.
I have no job, my friends have left me one by one, I'm about to get kicked out of my university for failing an entire semester, I've alienated my family, I'm in debt, my lease is about to expire and I have nowhere to live, and she's gone. I can't even leave my apartment anymore because everything in the world scares me and the luxury of being able to hide here is about to disappear.
I don't know what to do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...reading >>520 makes me wonder why it sounds so damn familiar even though I am nowhere close to that bad off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realising the problems that define your existence are meaningless.
I've had my time with heroin and others. Fortunately or not, drinking is something I can do without the threat of people. Drugs require very serious social interactions to obtain and I am too scared these days to accommodate those kinds of habits.
I want to thank you two for responding (521 and 523). Sometimes anything you get is meaningful and special.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>525 rolled some format breakers in with some perfectly law-abiding non-format breakers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And that's terrible.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spending hours reading literature and bylaws and constitutions of a university so that >>520 can find some sort of hardship clause and be placed on academic probation instead of expulsion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to poop, and I can already tell that it's going to hurt on the way out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The insides of my laptop are clogged with dust, and thanks to some idio^W^W^W^W genius designer, I can't get it open without first taking out the hard drive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There is one screw holding the hard drive in place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't get the screw out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Laptops that are "clogged with dust, and genius designer".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm hoping for something that is most likely a lie and am better off dead.
