Hello!
I heard about these series a lot, but I never had a chance to play any of games.
This is the only board where I'm not afraid to say that I know nothing about them.
Please, teach me how to get these games and, please, explain their popularity.
Thank you!
To get into Touhou you need nothing but commitment and it's always a plus to not have a life when it comes to games like these. Then you have to devote a couple of months on just trying to get through the game (whichever you have or something) playing Normal Mode (there's quite a gap between easy and normal [varies], so it's better to go through normal mode and just bite the bullet).
Each character have a hitbox, which is the little invisible magical box on your character, that counts the hits when colliding with the enemy bullets. You can get the Touhou Remodelling Pack somewhere, which makes the playing a tad bit easier by turning the hitbox visible.
You shoot with Z (as a default) and use bombs with X. Bombs kill everything in the area. You turn on the focus mode with shift and it slows you down, making bullet dodging and aiming a little easier.
Then you just go and shoot the living shit out of moe-moe characters and that's that.
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Seriously, take this to the video game board or something.
>>2-san, thank you very much! I feel much more knowledgeable now. I'm going to devote my whole life to Project Touhou.
>>3
They would point their dirty fingers at me and laugh at me and call me words. Because they are "Pros" and I am "Noob".
Look at the >>2-san! He helped me a lot. Unlike VG board where they would spam and flame and fight over and over again.
>>5
I have always appreciated you
but my appreciation was never good enough, was it? WAS IT?
Go play Silver Surfer NES.
Michael Caine:
Damnit man! This is the RAF. Therefs no room here for your sloppy freespirited Yank ways!
Mel Gibson:
I bet therefs room for this though.
REVEALS Nordern bombsight.
John Hurt:
Fascinating. It just might work. If we hook this up with my bouncing bomb, we could have something here.
Mel Gibson:
I donft work alone though. Youfre gonna need my crew too. Rizzo! Slappy! Tex! Rusty! Hank! And you, yeah the kid! Cfmon, we got work to do. Beg, borrow or steal everything you can. Itfs gonna be another allnighter.
Vince Vaughan:
Like that time in Sicily skipper?
Mel Gibson:
Yeah but this time keep your hands off the dames till after the mission.
Melfs crew chuckles wryly.
John Hurt:
Hitler is not going to know what hit him.
Michael Caine:
Hrrumph. Ifll believe it when I see it. But good luck anyway chaps. Ifm going back to my lonely quarters now to drink whiskey, look at a photo of my son shot down over Cologne and hope like hell you crazy yanks do wreck the Nazisf industrial capacity on a wing and prayer.
John Hurt:
Can I have another look at that marvellous piece of American ingenuity?
Mel Gibson:
Sure thing Prof. But be careful, wefve only got 2,000 of them.
A MIKO THAT CANNOT FLY IS NOT A MIKO
Mattel Electronics presents:
BEEEE SEEEVENTEEEEEN BAWWWWWMMMMMMERRR
>>12 Obviously, not a miko, given the postulate that All Mikos Fly.
Dumbasses. Nothing in this universe can fly except zepplins.
and planes operated by lungs
I am a youkai. I haev a long dress and I shoot danmaku w/ my spellcards. If you don't graze 35000 bullets I will fly into your shrine tonight and make a mess of your altars and donation boxes.
I am ZUN. I haev a long neck and I am very fond of beer and little girls w/ frilly dresses. If you don't complete my games on the hardest setting I will sneak into your little sister's bedroom at night and play her every remixed Touhou song ever made.
Everyone, thank you very much for keeping this thread alive all this time. I'm really touched.
>every remixed Touhou song ever made.
Gonna need more than a night for that, buddy. Them wacky Japs can't stop producing the stuff.
TOUHOU IS OVERRATED
Prove me wrong if you can even fucking try.
We will begin with proof by ad hominem:
1) >>25 is a giant faggot.
Therefore, Touhou is not overrated.
QED bitches, prove me wrong.
We will begin with proof by ad hominem:
1) >>26 is a giant faggot.
Therefore, Touhou is overrated and the fucking fanbase of it needs to stop making a fucking big deal of it and stop flaming anyone who points out ANY flaw with it.
QED bitches, prove me wrong.
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>>30
Agreed
Rom hackers are going to take NES/Famicom ROMs of shooters and put manga girls in them.
That will extend gameplay even further.
>>34
Denial and a Geese complex.
Sorry bub, you're nowhere near as clever as you think you are.
this thread is now about geese howard
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