[Touhou][Toho]Silly stupid thread[Project Touhou] (87)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 18:23

Hello!
I heard about these series a lot, but I never had a chance to play any of games.
This is the only board where I'm not afraid to say that I know nothing about them.
Please, teach me how to get these games and, please, explain their popularity.
Thank you!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 09:58

>>30
Do you know that the only difference between western nerds and japanese nerds is that they use different languages with mixes of each other?
They are both kimoi from any standpoint.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 10:01

People who don't appreciate Touhou need to do some more research about it or simply ignore it, because they are clearly don't understand anything about it.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 02:52

>>39
I didn't realize Touhou was so DEEP, sorry.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 03:58

The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Touhou. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 16:17

>>41 4/10

43 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5787 23:17

>>39
Stop being an overprotective faggot.

44 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5788 03:26

Seriously someone permasage this thread

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 14:35

>>44 Seriously someone permaban heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 15:27

Mukyu!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 00:58

>overprotective
>fag

You keep using those words.

48 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5789 01:35

THE ENTIRE TOUHOU FANBASE IS FUCKING STUPID AND SHOULD STAY IN JAPAN
FUCK OFF

ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 14:31

we'll stay in japan if you stay in 4chan (`・ω・´)

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 23:18

>>48
Nobody asked you to come to Zapan, which is where you are.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 23:56

>>48 Dude, Touhou is Korean

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 00:22

>>34
HADOUKEN!

53 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5797 17:53

>>49
Fuck you.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:21

>>53
Perhaps the one who should fuck off is you.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:22

THINK ABOUT IT!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:05

The man of Heh has a long tripcode which is not funny at all. It looks like he tries his best to be a proper elitist. But tripcode is not enough.

And Dokdo Project is clearly Corean.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 22:52

Isn't Dongfang project a Chinese game?

58 Name: !6vbdqndqn. : 1993-09-5798 08:03

I believe it is time for STARFRUIT.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:48

I've got a problem with my copy of the 11th game. I can't beat even two levels straight without losing even in easy modo.

I don't think that there's something wrong with me, because I played 9.5 about a month ago on Normal without any trouble at all.

Anyway, please, teach me the technique to concentrate on projectiles. It seems they distract me a lot in the 11th game!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:59

I guarantee you that at least half of #saovq has posted here.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 20:50

No fighter jets powered by yuri >>18, only flying discs.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 00:21

Is Touhou just another Strike Witches thing...? I'm not into the whole STrike Witches thing.

63 Name: winter : 1993-09-6124 13:57

Myschi is my waifu.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 00:11

Nitori is my waifu.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 00:50

Reimu is my Onee-sama.♥

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 01:33

I dodge bullets with easy flicks of my fingers. Cascading colors don my screen in vibrant displays. Neck craned, eyes wild with mania, I see all that is and know all that will be. I do not need continues. Bombs are equally unnecessary.

I am a lunatic.

I am the 1%.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 09:45

My friends do not love Touhou. So I am very sad.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 12:28

fucking korean pigs

69 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6662 15:10

I have a statement to make about Touhou. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええん

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 16:42

>>69
That isn't a statement.

71 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6662 17:46

>>70 you're upset. I made you upset. I trolled you. Admit it.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 20:28

Aah~ I love Touhou so much. It has brought me nothing but happiness.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 20:46

>>71 I ain't. You didn't. You did not. I won't.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 00:55

>>69
Hahaha, what a funny story Espeon.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:16

I want to put the Touhou in the TOTO.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:39

Which Touhou would you befriend?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 09:44

夢夢夢 ⁓ Phantasmagoria of Phantasmal Phantasm

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 20:02

I thought it would be funny to legally change my name to Dan Maku.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 21:18

>>76
Yukari, if she promises not to eat me. Otherwise just fairies.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 17:55

Youmu. But I'll never be able to meet her. Even if I die, I won't be able to meet her, because our afterlife isn't the Touhou afterlife.

It's so utterly unfair that Youmu and I will never be together.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 20:22

>>80
Don't sound so hopeless! It's true you'll never meet Youmu in person, but there are plenty of ways to be close to her without ever needing to meet her - you can play against (or as) her in the Touhou games themselves, or collect images of her from the 'boorus, or read doujin involving her, or even get a dakimakura.

Or you could kidnap a young Japanese girl, dye her hair grey, dress her as Youmu, and keep her locked up in your house. The choice is yours.

82 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6664 22:50

Listen to >>81, >>80. This is what kept me alive all these bitter years.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 16:07

>>80
I'm sure there are plenty of religious and philosophical beliefs that propose you can meet Youmu in some sort of afterlife or in spirit. Even if you're more nihilistic than that, you can always try hallucinogens!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 21:30

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 23:50

I will never meet Tokiko. ;__;

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 23:58

Take it easy, >>78!

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 11:56

I just 1CCed LLS Lunatic. I'm happy. GOOD END1 is so cute.

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