( ß °ß) Post mildly uplifting things (630)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 20:51

( ß °ß) Catching a glimpse of a stack of carefully folded mittens waiting in the closet for winter time.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 18:48

( ß °ß) Having a sweet daydream.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 05:36

( ß °ß) Remembering that it's okay to sit on a bench and relax for a couple minutes instead of hurrying home just to sit there.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 16:00

( ß °ß) All this rain just made the field across the street turn really green.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 18:23

( ß °ß) Knowing that the things currently being taught to you are necessarily wrong in order to not totally confuse those who don't know as much as you.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 09:02

( ß °ß) Posting on DQN right after having sex with a real girl.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 23:10

>>205 a REAL GIRL!?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 16:56

( ß °ß) I'm regaining my hair.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:18

( ß °ß) I can't even go to an RPG society without my severely retarded social skills manifesting quite flagrantly.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 21:14

( ß °ß) >>208 made me feel mildly uplifted

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 03:20

( ß °ß) I spent the day sitting on a bench by the river reading a book and watching ducks hunting the fish.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 00:12

>>206

She used to be a puppet.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:32

( ß °ß) Watching Pornocchio, in which a real doll(tm), through the magic of rough, sweaty love, becomes a real girl!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 03:03

( ß °ß) This thread being the second result when you google "mildly uplifting".

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:23

>>213
It's 3rd for me.

( ß °ß) Google is nondeterministic!

215 Name: ( ^ °^) : 1993-09-6253 12:29

Quantum uncertainty has visible macroscopic effects at Google? Cool! ( ^ °^)

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:44

When I looked yesterday it wasn't on the first page till I used quotation marks, but now it's third

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:10

( ß °ß) I had fresh scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:30

( ß °ß) having this thread as the very Top1 in my Google! Ah, so refreshing!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 16:38

( ß °ß) Skimming the first page of Google results showed me that a continental shelf can be mildly uplifting.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 04:34

( ß °ß) The way a tired old dog's tail starts wagging when he looks at you.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:28

( ß °ß) Browsing through DQN threads and remembering certain noteworthy posts, as well as recognizing posts that I made and (vaguely) the state of mind I was in when I made them.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 02:31

( ß °ß) Thinking about what I was doing on the internet last year.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 11:25

( ß °ß) Thinking about the past year, without comparing it to life today.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6272 12:21

( ß °ß) Sweet Little Dolores

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 02:34

>>224
( ß °ß) You got the word order wrong. It spells out LSD!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 11:26

( ß °ß) It's cold outside, but I won't have to worry about that for another hour and a half.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 11:47

( ß °ß) It's cold outside.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 12:10

( ß °ß) ... and when it's cold outside, nobody asks me why I'm wearing mittens.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 17:58

( ß °ß) Meeting someone every bit as intelligent as yourself.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 19:50

( ß °ß) Coffee.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:03

( ß °ß) Waking up to find your cat curled up beside you.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:29

( ß °ß) wetheundereducated.com

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 11:14

( ß °ß) Playing in crisp snow while being warmly dressed (including mittens!) as coffee break.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 13:49

( ß °ß) Hot coffee and/or cocoa after being a bit chilly from frolicking in the snow

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:10

( ß °ß) West Austrian dialects and their ridiculously rolled Rs.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 18:26

( ß °ß) Wearing a t-shirt in a heated home when it's 30 degrees out.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:32

( ß °ß) Twirling your mustache until it's all pointy, then reinforcing it with wax.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:37

( ß °ß) Fixing that link for >>199.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:10

>>230 premium specialty grade Arabica beans that are made in the finest climate and soil for producing coffee.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 01:39

( ß °ß) Interesting Google queries that lead you to this website.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 17:21

( ß °ß) Reading mildly uplifting threads.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 22:43

( ß °ß) A good sandwich from Jimmy John's.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 22:39

( ß °ß) Searching for this very AA with Google key "post mildly uplifting things", which was the only thread I read on DQN until now.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 08:35

( ß °ß) tupac.html coming up in the predictive suggestions on google

( ß °ß) and then the DQN thread being top hit

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:58

( ß °ß) A soup made of chicken stock, pureed Hokkaido squash, yams and turkey breast, eaten on a balcony overlooking a pristine snowy garden.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:10

( ß °ß) Proofreading a complete text for Project Gutenberg. Also, Text Art formatting.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 23:34

( ß °ß) Watching a flock of ducks take off and make a big group water landing.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:14

( ß °ß) Watching a cat crash into a tree.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:57

( ß °ß) Watching Azumanga Daiou, which is more or less a pleasant superset of >>247 and >>248's mildly uplifting things.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 01:10

( ß °ß) The darkest months of winter are over. The sky has cleared and the birds are chirping already.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 03:07

( ß °ß) That feeling after peeing.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 06:12

(ß 3ß) Helium.

253 Name: >>249 : 1993-09-6356 01:27

( ß °ß) I thought drinking tequila while watching Azumanga Daiou would just be a pathetically depressing experience, but actually I'm feeling alright.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:18

>>253, are you also >>598 in the "Post Unhappy Things" thread?

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:28

>>254
N-no... but now I kind of wish I was...

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 18:25

( ß °ß) A nice cup of DQN in the morning.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 10:33

( ß °ß) A whole bottle of DQN at night.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 22:24

( ß °ß) Two DQNs in the afternoon (And they make me feel alright)

    Two DQNs in times of peace.
And two in times of war.
Two DQNs before two DQNs.
And then there are two more.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:04

( ß °ß) Finishing a cup of green tea, knowing there's plenty left in the pot.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6368 18:51

( ß °ß) This thread is still in the top 3 google search pages for "mildly uplifting"

( ß °ß) That's still good, isn't it?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 14:15

( ß °ß) Successfully inputting the captcha in the 'type with your nose' thread.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 16:53

( ß °ß) Knowing that although using text art formatting I might not seem as mildly uplifted, I am inside, and that's okay too!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 21:34

( ß °ß) I get a smug feeling knowing that I only see a straight line mouth whereas most others see the intended smirk.

264 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6369 22:48

( ß °ß) Placing a TNT brick behind a stone which is likely to be removed if someone decides to dig up. Oh, it is so uplifting just to think about intense feelings of that person!

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 10:45

( ß °ß) Freezing a whole carton of pulpy orange juice overnight, then taking it out and eating it as delicious sorbet after lunch.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 15:14

( ß °ß) The fact that, while some of us may complain a bit about our politiicans or our societies, we are still posting this on the Internet. Which means we live in societies where we can get fresh fruit in the middle of winter. Could the Caesars have had fresh oranges in February? Clearly not.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 14:41

( ß °ß) I carried out and was w.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:18

( ß °ß) You're lonely rolling star.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:22

( ß °ß) having a penis.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 19:58

( ß °ß) That's a "flappy thing" entry, >>269, and >>193 covered the part of that that is uplifting.

( ß °ß) Oh, me? I'm just smarmy.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 00:03

I was squashed in between a cute asian girl, the door and this italian guy, and when the train braked hard the asian girl glomped me. Small vibrations also made me lightly nudge her body. For a long while I was really enjoying the touch of her skin and soft clothes, my boner grew, and I momentarily plunged into fantasies of running my hands all over her hips while burying my nose in the scent of her hair. What really scared me was that I was only millimetres away from actually doing it. For a moment I couldn't tell fantasy from reality and I briefly panicked, thinking I had already touched her and that I was a fucking pervert now.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 01:15

( ß °ß) I find it mildly uplifting to learn that >>271 was able to restrain himself from committing rape.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 07:57

>>272
Is touching a girl like that, without her permission, rape?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 11:16

According to some feminists, touching a girl in any way even with her permission is rape.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 13:10

According to some feminists, merely having sexual thoughts about a girl is rape.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 16:36

( ß °ß) re-railing a thread while eating peanut butter off of a spoon.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:24

( ß °ß) Work that makes my computer do most of the work while I surf DQN.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 20:38

( ß °ß) That plain-looking but cheerful chinese girl who works at the steak sammich place knows my order by heart.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:12

( ß °ß) One of the homeless guys here in the library was reading Larry Niven.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:19

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 03:15

( ß °ß) >>280

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 03:17

( ß °ß) Sitting on my own in my room after a mad party still flying on stimulants, recording acoustic covers despite my voice being shot to fuck

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 08:57

( ß °ß) Reading >>282's post as "after a maid party."

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 09:37

solitude. life is so fucking good.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 14:46

( ß °ß) Getting dumped but then having more girls chatting me up anyway... then acting like a dick to them!

286 Name: !SAGEjgQY3M : 1993-09-6424 14:56

being an absolute megabro.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 15:43

( ß °ß) >>282 making me remember my first house party.
I was 15, wondering why there was open nail varnish on the table.
I made out with my first proper girlfriend in my best mate's room.

I got spiked with Viagra, and it only kicked in when I got home and tried to sleep. What a painful and abrasive series of orgasms that was.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 15:51

Not feeling so alone in the world after >>283 and >>284's posts.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 16:07

>>288 Don't feel alone when you're on DQN!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 23:51

>>289 Yeah! We're the five best friends he'll ever have!

291 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 23:05

( ß °ß) >>290, this is just the right number of friends!

292 Name: !SAGEjgQY3M : 1993-09-6426 04:01

( ß °ß) >>291

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 05:24

( ß °ß) video game music orchestrated to ethnic and renaissance-y instruments

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 18:27

( ß °ß) Writing a complex bit of code that works right on the first try.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 01:40

( ß °ß) Buying a new bong and calling her Fluttershy

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 02:57

( ß °ß) sucking off Fluttershy

( ß -ß) wait

( ß °ß) nah, I stand by that

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 05:06

( ß °ß) Using illicit substances and watching Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 06:01

( ß °ß) Listening to 2-step and drinking coffee at 7am.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 11:56

>>298 chris? ( ß °ß)

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 17:10

( ß °ß) A warm cup of tea on a rainy day

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