( ・-・) >>12, unless England is populated entirely by Ashkenazim, you're going to have to step down from that hobby horse of yours.
>>11 Hey wait a minute, mention the existence of New York to someone from San Francisco and they will go completely nuts with envy.
( ・-・) It's easy to think of one's country as being the center of the world when it is.
( ・-・) I masturbate way more than is likely healthy.
( ・-・) I'd be more patriotic to my birth country if the U.S. nuked the South but until then I wouldn't go to the international headquarters of emos, furries and hipsters even if you paid me.
( ・-・) I hate white people. Not as much as I hate beaners, spics, and gooks, but still.
( ・-・) Fuck you, cracker.
( ・-・) I think the whole racism-thing destroyed this thread. You all suck somehow.
( ・-・) So back to how stupid mittens really are...
( ・-・) Ever try to text while driving with mittens on? It's impossible.
Hmm, boxing gloves are more mitten-like than gloves...
( ・-・) You could even say that mittens are boxing gloves' gay little brothers.
( ・-・) I've been lying to people and telling them I was born in 1540, but really I was born in 1974.
( ・-・) I never actually fought in the Vietnam War as I was born in Scotland in 1989
>>7 has a decent point. Any foreign students who come from Africa blow away a good chunk of my college, and that's the chunk with 90's.
I think Professor Badass might be from Africa.
( ・-・) I voted for McCain because I thought he'd do less damage.
( ・-・) I'm pretty sure I'm still right about that one.
( ・-・) I masturbate into plastic cups and then leave them out in public.
( ・-・) I look at my sisters sexually
( ・-・) I hate that I think like this, but I think atheists are the dumbest, most self-righteous shitheads on earth whose feelings are firstly based more on some childish sense of 'being right' than any wish to actually lift the human condition, and secondly are far from a rationally reached result of critical thought, are a childish reaction to chiefly American strains of religion.
( ・-・) I agree with Arizona's new immigration law.
( ・-・) I think things would be better for everyone if >>39 forgot those last 3 items existed.
( ・-・) I don't get why "liberals" are so hell-bent on taking away everyone's liberty.
( ・-・) sometimes I think Glenn Beck is one of the only people who knows the difference between a Classical Liberal and a Progressive, and actively considers the significance of the shift in ideology on modern politics.
Not that he isn't a retard.
( ・-・) I don't really care about the whole Tablecat thing...
( ・-・) I honestly believe memes are both funny and cool. I don't think mittens are lame at all.
( ・-・) A really long time ago, I used to consider moot to be my little girl.
(・∀・) Grampa, why is beady-eyes talking to himself?
( ・-・) Grandpa and Junior suck.
( ・-・) "Life before the internet" my ass...
( ・-・) I'm actually a girl
( ・-・) I too enjoy memes and think that the decline of memes and increase in "originality" is what makes websites shitty, not the other way around.
( ・-・) I hate many of the theories of social justice, progressivism and socialism and fight against them every chance I get, but at the same time I think they're ultimately right
( ・-・) I frequently fantasize about Haruhi Suzumiya giving me the chocolate.
( ・ω・) That sounds like some weird butt thing.
( ・-・) It is.
( ・-・) I would avoid all contact with you.
( ・-・) My previous plans to kill myself before aged 35 have been ruined by one of those marriage pacts that those crazy kids do.
>>55
( ・-・) I thought that I was the only one that did this...
( ・-・) Realizing that someone else does this makes it even sadder.
( ˃ ヮ˂) YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO LET A LITTLE LAUGHTER INTO YOUR LIFE!
( ・-・) For whether you stay, or stray, an inbuilt guilt catches up with you. And as it comes around to your place at 5 A.M.; wakes you up and it laughs in your face .
( ・-・) I love my wife, but sometimes I just want to take a pair of cuticle scissors and snip off her labia.
( ・-・) Ever since some asshole said "pissflaps" on this board...
(( ˃-˂)) ugggggh
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm not afraid of dying, because I already hate my life.
( ・-・) If I were stuck in the 90s, I probably wouldn't miss anything.
( ・-・) I find myself agreeing with >>70 much more than I probably should
( ・-・) I enjoy not having a libido.
( ・-・) For someone who ejaculates five times a day, I sure don't get much sex.
( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever see the heights I've achieved here since then.
( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever realize that Grandpa's dead.
( ・-・) I am actually bored by this ascii art roleplaying. vc:dawn
I love you, dqn! ⊂（´･ω･`）つ
( ・-・) Don't touch me.
( ・-・) I hate 420chan these days, and there's a couple people on 99chan that are just so stupid and obnoxious that they have ruined the entire community for me. Almost the entire chan world, barring a few obscure sites, is polluted with obnoxiousness and ridiculousness. It is not humorous to me, and it is not useful. So, I guess I'll just have to go out and do something interesting with my life.
( ・-・) THose like >>34 are so stupid and asinine that I cannot help but feel unhappy that they found a human existence- which is so impossibly useful, beautiful, and dynamic- instead of the existence of a louse or fly, which is better fitting to such entities.
( ・ω・) Okay.
Did you happen to link to the wrong post, >>34?
Anyway, don't pretend that you're worthy to play arbiter with human life-―you're posting on DQN, after all.
( ・-・) This is basically a rehash of the Lame Confessional thread.
( ・-・) If there is a Hell, I bet it's full of feminists.
( ・-・) I actually do consider fetuses as living humans, or close enough to it, and I can't help but roll my eyes at people who insist that because a fetus can't live outside the womb it's not really human.
( ・-・) That being said, I'm still completely pro-choice.
( ・-・) I think abortions should be allowed up to the age of 17.
I think Beady Eyes ought to have been aborted.
( ・-・) It would certainly prevent me from derailing so many threads, but no such luck.
( ・-・) METAL AS FUCK
( ・-・) Hacker News and /prog/ are pretty much all the worst parts of hipsterism and programmer autism-self-diagnosers combined.
>>93
( ・-・) I agree with you there, and I was a regular on /prog/ back in 2007.
( ・-・) Political correctness is for whinging faggots.
( ・-・) I have hidden posts by actual friends on facebook because they basically turn their wall into either Twitter or the Internet equivalent of having 500 political bumper stickers on their car.
( ・-・) I have no Facebook page, nor Myspace, nor Twitter account, nor a blog of any kind.
This is not because I am some pre-Internet technophobe who fears what he does not understand.
Rather, it is because I am old enough to remember when the WWW was just another competitor to FTP. I remember when colleges and universities would lease one single phone line at 9600 baud for their entire faculty and all their students. I remember BITNET and the online world that existed back when it was a secret a few math and comp sci majors furtively shared. Back when if you put something online, that meant it was important, that people would be interested in it, that it was, perhaps, data pertaining to some cutting-edge research that a group of scientists on different continents were collaborating to perform.
And I still have enough respect for the medium, for the bandwidth that other people are paying for. Email is a one-to-one medium, a personal medium. Email can be as personal and as silly as you and the recipient want, though always recall that email isn't really private and bored sysadmins have been known to read other people's mail.
But the Web is one-to-many, not one-to-one, and that means that it has to be important. It has to be interesting. And nothing in my life is important enough or entertaining enough to justify getting a Livejournal or a Myspace page to blather about my job or my vegetable garden or my new shoes to the whole of civilization. If any of my friends or relatives cares enough they'll ask me in an email. I have that much respect for the medium.
Is it hypocritical to talk about this on an anonymous board? Possibly. But at least I don't have up a Geocities page in which I ramble at great length for page after page about the inaccuracies in translated dialogue from some 1970s anime that was only shown in the US as filler before the Sunday morning church services on some little independent UHF stations in the 1980s. And that must count for something, doesn't it, fellow dokyuns?
I don't have a Facebook because I keep getting kicked off by Jellyburg, but this is a good reason.
>>100
Geocities are pining for the fjords. They ceased to be. They are ex-Geocities.
Thanks for bringing that up, Beady-jerk.
>>100
Well, I'm not so upset about Geocities now.
So, I'd love to state my opinion on this matter.
As the internet traffic and storage capacity grow
the value of a single byte deprecates.
Uncontrolled emission of new hard disk drives,
memory cards and other mediums allow users
(including developers, designers, etc -
whose products are used by other people) to be wasteful.
Which they happily become.
People love to mock an infamous quote by William Gates
from early 90s. Even this genius didn't expect the crash
of the byte value. It's a shame that the company
of which he was a leader is particularly responsible
for this.
Similar thing applies for computational resources.
This is why I use BOINC. All those watts hertz
won't go unused. Hopefully, they will help scientists
to build a better world.
In conclusion, >>100, with today's mass availability
of the net access and vast space that various online
services (i.e. blog platforms) offer you for free,
it won't make a difference if you claim it. The deed
is already done. You won't ruin the WWW by posting
photos of your dirty socks, etc. You won't make it
better by not doing it. It's just a matter of choice.
Currently, you're like a vegan.
It looks like I made these lines too short. My post looks like a song but it's not a song!
>>106
Maybe the Universe is trying to tell you to make it a song?
>>105
Wow, Espeon...
That was pretty good.
Maybe you're not so bad. Even if you refuse to be one of us.
( ・-・) No one's saying !ESpeoN/nPA is a shitty poster; tripfagging is just distasteful by nature.
( ・-・) Attack the person, not what they have to say.
!ESpeoN/nPA makes me feel better about myself. If he'd always posted anonymously I'd just think DQN was filled with some kinda losers, rather than one big one.
>>109,110
You're just a single envious person whose PC isn't capable of
generating a satisfying tripcode in a few days. That, or you
simply lack imagination, so you can't come up with your own unique
and lovely tripcode. Who is a loser now, punk?
>>108
As a poor broken turret said in Portal 2, "I'm different."
It's just that I don't have much time to sit at Gikopoi all day
and wriggle my tripcode there. Sorry about that. If I forget
the tripcode, I'll disappear. Forever.