( ・-・) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.
( ・-・) Except for me.
( ・-・) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( ・-・) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( ・-・) Evil irony!
( ・-・) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.
>>603
( ・-・) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.
( ・-・) I hate my company's purchasing committee.
( ・-・) I have a really ugly, thick penis
( ・-・) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose ASP.net/C#
( ・-・) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).
>>605
( ・-・) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( ・-・) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...
>>607
( ・-・) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.
( ・-・) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.
( ・-・) I just read The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings again.
( ・-・) The movies are better. No contest.
>>606
ASP.NET is plenty better than WAMP, no shame in admitting it.
>>614
Copy that. Racket is the language that makes me feel most like a wizard.
>>616
Scheme is cool conceptually, but has a heavily fragmented ecosystem.
Racket is Scheme on steroids.
I don't grasp the meaning of "VORODEMOTO." I think it might be "Voldemort" as you might write the word using katakana, transcribed back into the Roman alphabet--but why do people post the word and nothing else? Is it the newest le ebin may may from le lebbit, or something?
>>613
( ・-・) Great... Another snob who decides for everybody that reading a book is more enjoyable than watching a film.
( ・-・) What would happen if we had some huge faggot decide for everybody that having things shoved up their ass was superior to all forms of sexual pleasure?
( ・-・) I have a hard time keeping myself from laughing at other people's misery. Its not that I take pleasure in it but rather its always just so damn funny.
( ・-・) I'm going to murder next friend who pretends to ignore me.
( ・-・) I have a hard time staying hard.
( ・-・) I kind of like that moment when I'm in the shower and have just soaped up my asscrack and this thin curl of brown runs off one foot (always the right one, never the left for some reason), and goes down the drain. I feel extra clean after that.
( ・-・) I find myself continually frustrated in having to explain to other people that there is not a party going on in my pants and there never will be!
( ・-・) I still frequent 4chan, despite hating most of it's users, simply because it's fast and has a pokemon board.
>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.
>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.
( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.
>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.
( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.
( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.
( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.
( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!
Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?
I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.
( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?
( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But I everything there is about board culture!
Gooby plz
( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.
( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.
( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.
( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.
( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly
( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.
( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.
>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.
( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.
( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.
>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.
>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.
( ´ω`) 666GET
( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.
( ・-・) Butts.
( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.
( ´ω`) Goof butts.
( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.
( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.
( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.
>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?
( ・-・) I'm a liberal.
( ・-・) Gay magic
( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.
( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]
( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.
( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.
I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?
( ・-・) Trump is right.
LOL PE ENIS
Testicles
( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.
Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.
( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.
( ・-・) I rant because I care.
( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims
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