( ・-・) I just watched Obama talk about the late Senator Inouye.
( ・-・) Actually, he just talked about himself the whole time.
( ・-・) Obama's really an egotistical fuckwit, ain't he?
( ・-・) It's kind of weird how when Bush was president, national debt was a careless handling of money, then Obama becomes president and somehow national debt becomes a genius idea that makes the USA better.
( ・-・) If you ever want to know what the most sensible thing to do in a given circumstance is, ask a liberal.
( ・-・) Then do the opposite.
( ・-・) Dam libs are taken are jorbs.
( ・-・) I don't understand the appeal of so many image and text boards on the Internet if they all mostly "suck these days" from lack of interest or too much interest from the wrong types of people.
( ・-・) I wish I had discovered places like this sooner.
( ・-・) I was not angry since I came to France until this instant.
( ・-・) Avatar is another generic movie about white guilt and environmentalism with fancy special effects. It is like James Cameron shat in a candy wrapper and sold it to me.
( ・-・) The atmosphere of Neptune, similar to your anus, consists of mainly hydrogen, methane, and helium.
( ・-・) Skullgirls PC port is now approximately 4 centidukes late.
( ・-・) All this "responsive design" and "flat design" rage is what I was trying to do thirteen years ago in 6th grade and I feel like the world owes me something for it.
( ・-・) Some subreddits are good
( ・-・) Sometimes I have conversations with myself in threads
( ・-・) There is no good reason to use any terms other than "penis" and "vagina" to refer to genital organs.
( ・-・) I don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, and I see no reason to look it up.
( ・-・) Scrotum is one of my favorite words.
( ・-・) Mens rights activists have persecution complexes and no connection to reality.
( ・-・) I don't even feel like I'm allowed to say that on an anonymous board.
( ・-・) As a young boy, I was forced to stab a fish in the head by my friends father.
( ・-・) Now I can't eat fish.
( ・-・) I have concluded that "trans" people are the furries of the 21st Century.
( ・-・) By which I mean they are delusional, self-entitled drama-whores with a persecution complex and no real problems, who create a foul miasma of artificial drama wherever they go--sad little autistic manchildren who have no grasp of how their behavior appears to others.
( ・-・) Furries desperately want to be and in some instances believe that they are of a different species than human, and wish that they could be technologically converted into, for example, chickens, by surgical installation of a beak and tailfeathers. Even if this were done, that would not make them chickens, just sad little manchildren with surgical mutilations to match their delusions and a fixation on bringing up Hitler whenever someone requests that they not behave in a disgusting manner in public. And indeed they define themselves by their fixation upon public displays of their furriness and how horribly, horribly it wounds their tender hearts whenever someone asks them, for example, to stop descending on science fiction conventions and turning one or more of the con rooms into open-air gloryholes.
( ・-・) I trust that I will not have to belabor the obvious here by completing the metaphor for my readers.
>>235
( ・-・) I tend to agree with your general point, but I still think furries are villified more than they deserve by *chan culture.
Transgendered people just want to be who they want to be. It's delusional if who they want to be is an animal, but what they want to be is just another person. There's enough bullying in schools to make them either give them various social problems or make them obnoxious assholes, depending on the kind of person they are. But the kind of person they are is independent of their sexuality, and not everyone who is bullied in school is not heterosexual.
Anyway.
( ・-・) Everyone without my worldview is wrong and morally corrupt.
( ・-・) You assholes whining about being in the friend zone are lucky bastards.
( ・-・) At least you have girls around to fucking talk to.
( ・-・) You know what? Girls are just self-centered entitlement brats with boobs. If sex isn't involved, they're really just a huge waste of your time.
( ・-・) I just want to stay at home and cross dress all day.
( ・-・) I hate the internet.
( ・-・) I started hardcore griefing online games recently. Before, I would have felt bad about doing something like that, but most online players are such awful people that griefing them becomes the right thing to do.
( ・-・) I will vote "Not guilty" if a victim of bullying kills the bully.
Somebody needs to teach them a lesson, and I know most school employees will not.
( ・-・) Any lawyer worth his salt would make sure >>245 never makes it onto the jury.
( ・-・) I want to appreciate Ed Norton as an actor, but his face is just so damn punchable I can't do it.
( ・-・) Unless he gets punched in the face during the movie. Then I love his acting.
( ・-・) "Global warming" is "chemtrails" for 21st Century urban leftists.
( ・-・) OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC
( ・-・) sometimes I think about castrating myself.
( ・-・) I got an semi with a baby sitting on my lap.
( ・-・) I've got no problem with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus. They're just fonts.
( ・-・) Helvetica, on the other hand, has no soul.
( ・-・) <my full name, address and contact details>
( ・-・) I seriously considered buying a used armored truck, painting "I HATE NIGGERS" on it and parking it near Cabrini Green for the night and sleeping in it.
( ・-・) I wondered how long it would take before I heard the first bullets hit it.
( ・-・) I'm not gay, and I'm not a big fan of marriage in today's Western world, so I've got no dog in the gay marriage race.
>>256
why wouldn't you say that if this wasn't a pseudo-anonymous board
and yeah, i think the concept of 'marriage' is a great stupidity, so i don't care about it either
>>251
Can you tell me why exactly? I'm just wondering because I was told Helvetica has the best compatibility across even the shittyist of browsers.
>>259
( ・-・) Mac OS X comes with Helvetica out of the box and uses it everywhere. Also, while this may no longer be true as I have not used desktop Linux in years, many Linux distros at one point packaged fugly bitmap versions of it by default.
( ・-・) To maintain relevance to this thread, I must say that the fugly bitmap fonts have really got to go, if distro maintainers are still doing this.
( ・-・) DQN is full of fucking amateurish musicians.
( ・-・) I am not a musician.
>>263 I get paid for what I do with my main band, so I guess that makes me a "professional", but the dumb stuff I do mucking about is what I post here. Well, I know it's dumb but it's still special to me. The DQN Electronics compilations have always been a big influence.
( ・-・) Helvetica is a shitty font for spineless corporate fuctards. Topaz is the next big thing.
( ・-・) I'm a graphic designer, and the only time I've touched a Mac has been when the client insisted I work in their office. Win7 all the way, baby.
( ・-・) I wouldn't know "Text Art formatting" from any other kind.
>>278
Are you implying that you can't be a good musician you don't have a degree in music?
>>279
( ・-・) It's more likely that you'd be a lucky amateur or a youth-oriented noise-maker.
( ・-・) Bang it on an empty trash can, >>281. Kids are gonna love it.
( ・-・) Since switching to Firefox both the Superstructure and the Area somehow use Mona page-wide, so I haven't a clue when someone's used text art formatting or not.
( ・-・) I have no intention of fixing this. (I still set AA to text art for everyone else's benefit though.)
Degrees are irrelevant in artistic affairs. It's all about the portfolio. If you can prove you're up to the job, nobody really gives a flying fuck how you learned to do it.
>>287
( ・-・) Artistic jobs are all about who you're friends with. You can be utter shit and still make money if you socialize with the right people.
( ・-・) Are Anonymous hackers are all retarded hippies? They hacked into DPRK accounts on the web and wrote some retarded hippie bullshit about people rejecting their leader. I mean, seriously, go to your local synagogue and ask Hebrews to reject their god. Go to some fucking Muslims (and get your face punched in). No one needs a war between DPRK and ROK, even them themselves. The US is flexing muscle like a dumb kid. But without that DPRK knows that its military is outdated, it lacks army reserve, it won't have Chinese and Russian support if it flips the fuck out. ROK in turn is better equipped, in case of the war they could mobilize more people, but they don't know what to do with a bunch of poor brainwashed people and they wouldn't want to deal with them anyway. The economic gap between Koreas is far too large. It's much larger than the one between Western and Eastern Germany, yet Germans still have to pay the "solidarity tax". What DPRK actually needs is some food and a nuclear missile to stop the US acting like a bully.
( ・-・) Initiatives to "reclaim" words are retarded.
fuck
I want DPRK to bomb USA just for funsies
I think that it's a good thing most of these opinions aren't said in public because they're really dumb
>>297 It seems like to Americans, it is. How many millions of dollars have been made from kids at home having fun with war on their XBoxes and Playstations; I think they deserve to feel for themselves firsthand to feel the terror of real-life warfare, of bombs dropping around their homes and their families dying, just like all the countries the USA has given that to. I know it's the government and the powers-that-be that are responsible for the war and not the people that suffer, but, it would be funny.
( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind
2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.
( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded
( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...
( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.
( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.
( ・-・) ...what?
( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.
It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".
It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.
But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.
It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.
But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.
What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.
( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.
( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.
The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.
Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.
( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.
( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.
( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.
( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!
( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.