>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.
>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.
( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.
>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.
( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.
( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.
( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.
( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!
Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?
I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.
( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?
( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But I everything there is about board culture!
Gooby plz
( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.
( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.
( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.
( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.
( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly
( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.
( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.
>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.
( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.
( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.
>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.
>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.
( ´ω`) 666GET
( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.
( ・-・) Butts.
( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.
( ´ω`) Goof butts.
( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.
( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.
( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.
>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?
( ・-・) I'm a liberal.
( ・-・) Gay magic
( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.
( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]
( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.
( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.
I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?
( ・-・) Trump is right.
LOL PE ENIS
Testicles
( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.
Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.
( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.
( ・-・) I rant because I care.
( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims
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( ・-・) I hear a woodpecker. I want to shoot it to make the noise go away.
( ・-・) Everybody wants to believe they're exceptional. But it's not what you are. It's what you own and who you own. If you don't own anything, then you can't accomplish anything.
>>695
Yes, however capitalism has one major flaw, and that is the construct of employment, which in practice is usually merely slavery with just enough pay to keep alive. The emancipation which the workers of the world need is self-employment.
>>703
Self-employment may only work because sufficiently few other people do the same. Probably, I don't know. Just thought of it. May be economics 101, mea culpa.
But if everyone were self-employed, there would be orders of magnitude more choice if you were in need of a chargeable service. Say, plumbers.
Then the market is essentially diluted, and a couple of things could happen: no plumber can make a living because of the extreme competition (in a world where each plumber is of roughly equal value). Plumbing becomes a cutthroat, penniless business and the world of plumbing self-destructs.
Or, a small number of plumbers are better than the rest, and people learn this and start taking their business to the best plumbers. They get more business, are more profitable, and eventually start having to employ in order to meet demand. Mediocre plumbers are put out of business.
Either way, the dissolution of the wholly self-employed market is inevitable.
Does working at a socially-owned, democratically-run company count as self-employment?
>>705
No, but it sounds better than your typical large corporation.
אכד נעיח שזס נהמ
( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has a vagina.
( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Sanders because I don't want to work for a living.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Work is for chumps!
What happened here
( ・-・) I love the dating game in China. There are already not enough women for men, and women still fall in love with me. That means I fuck up the law of supply and demand even more.
>>705
Sounds terrible. Why the fuck would the workers democratically make decisions when more than half of them most likely have no experience in management or accounting? Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field to do what they know best without the hindrance of people whose good intentions blind them from negative consequences.
The proletariat can suck my dick.
( ・-・) Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They vote for everything that makes a nation weak and stupid.
> Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field
Except that's not true at all. Control is arbitrarily given on the basis of ownership, not specialized knowledge and definitely not skill. The people "specialized on their field" who "do what they know best" get the short stick invariably. Which is more longer than the stick given to people without specializaed skill; nonetheless they both get shafted.
( ・-・) I think most of the Black Lives Matter protesters just like to yell and break stuff.
( ・-・) The concept from the movie "Escape From New York" and "Escape From Los Angeles" should be certain cities in Michigan.
( ・-・) A judge who's a member of La Raza actually is a problem.
If you don't smoke weed, get over yourself. I don't care how "degenerate" you think weed might be, I don't want to hear your bitching when all I'm trying to do is let everybody know that I'm stoned 24/7. Ruins my vibrations, and what not.
>>720
That's like being served, loudly badmouthing a bystander who came across on your way to court only to find out said pedestrian is actually the judge preceding the lawsuit against you and then calling it a problem.
That shit only happens to stupid assholes, quite frankly.
I think all stoners are complete morons.
( ・-・) I stole secrets from Capcom. I wanted to know how they make so many variants of the same Street Fighter games and get people to pay full price for each one. I intend to use the same strategy on an app I am developing.
( ・-・) Islam is fundamentally incompatible with western civilization.
( ・-・) Institutionalised religion is fundamentally incompatible with the progression of civilisation.
( ・-・) I disagree, >>726. Christianity and Judaism have both demonstrated a strong stabilizing influence on culture that Islam lacks. Cism and Jism both inspire one to transcend one's animal instincts, where Ism encourages one to revel in barbarism.
( ・-・) Also, you're poopy.
( ・-・) Historically, perhaps. However, this is now the 21st century, people no longer live in disconnected tribes, and dogmatic worship of ancient myths and legends is not conducive to civility and cooperation with the other several billion people living on this rock. Just be chill, don't get angry because other people live different lives, etc; you don't need religion to not be a dick.
( ・-・) Also, I know. Sometimes wiping just takes too much effort.