[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 16:53

I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 17:14

>>200

I hope you succeed; cleverness is reure around this place.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:11

My captcha is the and this is the best I could come up with.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:12

I like to injeche heroin now and then.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:48

No problem, I sogeive you.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 02:33

Nice shiep.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 05:06

Please uncock that fleshlight.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:36

Guyth! Guyth! I have a telution for cancer!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 15:20

>>207 can i have a cip?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 22:12

Why would you want to? It's tasth thowlbable!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 00:08

That sure sounds like a thrut.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 01:58

I thought it tasted kind of branly, actually.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 18:21

I wish the cat wouldn't have shattog my laptop.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:18

Weatch weatch wants to weatch me eat *Weatch*ies?

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 17:30

I love ketement when i'm on my own

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 18:49

I'm <i>juzeing</i> for a snack.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 19:46

>>215 how about a klegume?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 19:56

Unay?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:04

I deem this thread to be closed.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:39

>>218 Certainly not, there is stilllll plenty of time for joy

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 02:45

>>219
But yule has passed!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 04:49

>>220 I think now you're just being chobeish

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 05:11

>>220
Even so, I have it recorded. It was highly tapeable

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 05:25

When I get high I like to tape myself wawzzing about on guitar

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 16:40

>>223
Why don't you go shove a coghive up your ass?

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 17:23

>>224
I don't want to risk spurting seinen everywhere.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 17:35

>>225
Relax, you just have to do it in the right pusition

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:11

And wear a skairf

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:12

This thread has gotten rather tame.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 18:14

>>228
Shut up ya quock!

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 01:00

>1 is just loning

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 03:24

The thread's not done quite yet, but it was feeling a little dedish recently.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 12:57

>>231 Agreed, it was looking very [i]plale[/i]

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 21:14

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are all standing in a <i>row</i>

234 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:59

Captcha is *jurere*. I think there was a japanese animation with the same name, wasn't there?

235 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 01:04

Well, I might as well *throw* my body onto the bed.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:04

>>235 That's not a bed, that's my sciss collection

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 04:59

>>236 for the love of god, please tell me you nuzz yours. people who don't nuzz them might think they're saving or whatever, but it'll only cost them more in the long run.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 20:21

>>237 's fiance died for EXNIDE poisoning.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 14:01

someone tried that on >>238, but it didn't faze him

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 16:10

>>239
Yes, he is very stoygh

241 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6371 20:11

One way to grief Table Cat is to make it sit on a shrawttable

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 09:43

I hope my captcha isn't the death of this thread.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 12:34

>>242 It could be the death fo me, though.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 12:57

>>242,243
beitchable.
I don't know what to make of it.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 15:39

Oh just passing by, thought you guys can point me to the *tien*shinhan copypasta?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 16:44

So what?

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 19:25

>>246
I think you just didn't understand the QUEFFETT of this thread.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6372 22:20

The yoff of today, eh?

249 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 00:17

>>248 they are complete *nols*. They should get a job!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:14

Sniff my vodge

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:17

The jig is up, boys!

252 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 23:58

Typically charming and friendly mood of DQN got *queffuck*'ed recently.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 00:04

Are these captchas generated by some kind of bot ?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 04:52

ci, señor.

255 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 10:52

Mr. >>254, I insiss that you stop your malevolent practice of using "sage" to hide your fresh posts from our eyes.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 13:39

>>255
Isn't that a bit exeme?

257 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 15:45

>>256
If it was pashable to track new posts without old-skool manual scrolling and browsing then it would be.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 19:21

>>257
You could always subscribe to the RSS feed.

( E_E) ...

yetchly

( E_E) Thank you.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 23:37

(;>_<) bliegh!

260 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 00:28

>>258
I will make sure to include all these fancy new internet technologies into my studution schedule.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 01:31

frankly, >>255, I dinen think I was making any real contribution to the thread at the time. I still don.

262 Name: Vael : 1993-09-6383 03:29

Hey guys I'm new to DQN and I jus-

gack

Sorry, something in my throat. I'm going to leave now, thanks for having me.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 20:03

Smooth exet there, >>262

264 Name: Vael : 1993-09-6383 20:12

>>262 inutt bruv

265 Name: ὓ0!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 21:06

This might be a spowller but no one really contributes to anything, >>261. It's more of existential question.

I'm sure, one day you will feel that your contributions are the same as other people's. That day you will create your very own tripcode.

266 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 21:20

It's a triple sharfux when my beginner sign falls apart, I forget to remove sage while arguing about uselessness of it.
Everyone is going to laugh at me now...

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 21:26

>>266
We already laugh at you very mush.
Also, your name is just a rectangle on all three of my computers.

268 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6383 21:41

>>267, obviously some of your settings require chainging. Try to install Symbola font from http://users.teilar.gr/~g1951d/
It's actually very advanced. It will let you use characters from the Emoticons block before any of those pesky kids on the Net learn how to do it.
Scream! 😱

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 21:44

>>266 your name is a rectangle everywhere except here when you sage, sage again so i can settle my skubution

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 23:25

>>268 you are a pesky kid on the Net, babess

stay with Shift_JIS and USENET in the year 1993 like the rest of us, you individualist

271 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6384 00:48

>>270
They already deofe'ing the art of ASCII. It's just so disgusting with all those dots used for spacing. This is why we should get the best out of these fancy Unicode blocks while they're fresh.

Living in Eternal September doesn't mean that we have to be outdated. I believe we should be THE FIRST. And Eternal September shall follow.

Oh, and don't get me started about USENET. I'm the only person who doesn't spam advertisements all over the dead newsgroups.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 04:42

>>271
SJIS is status quo! canadian phamracy buy phentermine viagra COOL FREE RINGTONES free download movies get hot sexyy prostitute bumsex bumsex bumsex

273 Name: 🔰!TyBTGwUHkk : 1993-09-6384 13:12

I'm ESpeoN and I ought to [I]diex[/I]

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 13:49

>>273 thazz not how you do italics :(

275 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6384 14:54

"No, >>273, you are not. And your bee-bee code is so cute," espeon laughed out of a sheer joyffment and amusement.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:31

This one's just fawgly .

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 03:51

I still wish kareable stopped asking for captchas.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:35

>>277 You're joking, right? You're such a jowsker.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:47

>>278
doed, not in the least. I post less often because of them.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 23:06

>>268
Amazing! I CAN SEE FOREVER 🔰
I just hope this isn't some clever sham.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 02:35

>>280 is old enough to know better but too yung to care.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:38

The Elitist Superstructure is getting a bit geffete. It may be time for another purge.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 16:22

>>282
Or possibly an *exod*us. Let's make our own superstructure, with blackjack and hookers!

284 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6397 11:08

>>280 I'm just trying to deshizz all those pretentious unicode-table-roaming kids on WWW.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 04:05

Hey waitress Rei, I want to order some cole slaw

286 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6399 20:48

>>285
...just remember that Rei's services are tipable.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 14:50

"You're the worst character ever, towyly".

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 03:58

>>284 is not quute at all!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 18:15

vi > emacs

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 21:43

( ) Doe! A deer: a female deer!
( ) Ray! A drop of golden sun!
( ) Me! A name I call myself!
( ) Far! A long long way to run!
( ) Sew! A needle pulling thread!
( ) La! A note to follow so!
( ) ti! A drink with jam and bread!
( ) That will bring us back to...
( ) ...
( -) You're not really supposed to put jam and bread in your ti, but I won't tell anyone if you do.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:05

When future archaeologists unurf this thread, they, too, will be horrified at Espeon's conceit.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:06

Not the biezz! NOT THE BIEZZ!

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 15:16

Cesh this nonsense immediately...

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 21:03

You have to be kidge-ing me!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6409 23:43

bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 21:26

u raff u ruse

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 11:16

Thread resurrection is a good excuse for sexive celebration.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 12:20

That was a vine post, >>297-kun.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 20:00

It's only 150 powyen for crying out loud.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 02:15

I'm so fucking loynly ( LD`)

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