[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 16:53

I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 15:35

>>747
I would, but I'm simply too shiy to defenestrate anyone.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 15:57

I'm glad that my urine is so easily pissable.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 01:50

I wish I had a garden again.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:34

The word cien has a lot of usage notes.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cien#Usage_notes_2

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:43

Yes, here it is, folks: Che Guevara's signature.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:44

God damn it, I forgot to put che in italics. This makes me feel so vexish!

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:24

>>755
Then that should remind you to check in the future!

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:41

I was feeling a little slarthly earlier, but now my GI tract is bieng just fine.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:59

I won't bother with what >>461-468 suggested; I'm not much of a raveer.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:16

Remember that shitposter hawmen? ME NEITHER

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:52

Muhahaha! You've met your meatch now, Vegetarianism Man!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 01:41

wup , looks like it's time to go.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:48

Live life stozely and carefully, as not to make mistakes.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 08:01

Shut your muth !

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 08:13

Sometimes it's best to leave things to fate.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:35

What goes on in this town is none of your baissness.
As long as I'm living here it is!
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:13

In my opinion, the best implement for consuming soup is a spune.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:18

Oh my gorbness, what is that!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 09:52

kawaii desu ne?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 22:29

Oh, dear. 4-ch has become infected with CHUD s

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 22:33

The 2012 US presidential election proceedings are making me exhice

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 03:01

Is anyone else here a SAoVQ rejuck

I wish I could be VIP but I just don't feel I have it in me

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 05:39

I'm unsick of the internet! yea!

773 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6751 20:28

On the other hand, I wish there was a descam in BF3. It could be used to descam servers from wallhack and aimbot users.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 23:37

I had a dream in which I met Nietzsche, but he was actually a poorly programmed robot. He just kept repeating the phrase "iniche" over and over again.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:03

chutchone ! chutchone ! chutchone ! That is the sound of the Captcha Factory, hard at work. wwwww

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:14

>>775
The thought of this glorious machine at work fills me with joy!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:15

Argh, damn typos! What I meant to say was that it fills me with goy.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 14:13

That >>777GET being stolen through such underhanded means fills me with a feeling of great jevation

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:14

To quowtt >>401, "Thank God, this thread is vafe from a terrible 777 GET".

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 02:52

This thread is a mezz .

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 03:14

But I shall wotch it regardless.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:27

Low blood pressure isn't so bad.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:50

Yawn.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 18:30

My friend Jon possesses an unprecedented level of jonness.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 04:33

　　 　　∧ ∧＿__
　 　／(*ﾟーﾟ)　／＼ < My captcha is *shi* and I was very amused.
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　 　 ￣￣￣￣

786 Name: Beady Eyes : 1993-09-6756 12:51

I believe this thread is ripe for derailment.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:15

>>786 Okay. How do you plan to celebrate tet this year?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:07

I think that a derail takes more droytness than >>787 has.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 23:15

Too much brevity is the source of wi.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:16

Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:51

This thread is not sublime so much as deplime, if you know what I mean.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:52

I prefer vi over nano. What of it?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:56

>>792 I can't say I'm vazeable by such assertions anymore.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:22

A duyen of topiary once told me, that one day he would like to grow a maze.
It seemed to me quite logical that this should be his wish,
And with that, we both went our separate ways.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 19:11

I've had unogh of the elections already.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 21:45

One deigh I hope to own a cute housemaid. A man can dream...

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 22:21

Is your member too big? Increase the unsize of your penis today!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:29

>>797 But why would I want to do that to my [i]deick[/i]?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:43

>>798
I exmene you! Back to Shitchan with you!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:05

>>798
Get reall, kid; nobody wants a big penis these days. It's just inconvenient.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:32

Pe soup does not feature on my top ten list of soups and broths.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 18:01

Pe soup can suck my bick.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:08

>>802
ge!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:30

One of the German words for toilet is Klo, an abbreviation of "Wasserklosett". There are probably no more people alive who use the unabbreviated form.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:33

>>803 that was not a very nice thing to do.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 14:08

>>805
Say that to my face, baitch!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:44

>>806
No.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 16:36

>>807
seback you! seback!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 19:41

This exchange is about to reache a climax!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:26

I'm in no moud for this.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:55

You shoud be, >>810.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 15:47

Okay, time to chill out. No one needs to do anything rash.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 15:49

>>812
Funny you say that, because my sash gave me a rash.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:29

Know your place, you low-born lowt!

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:58

>>814
I really detast you!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:02

Yo, >>815, why yailling?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:21

>>816
Go back where you came frome!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:10

As you wish, >>817, I shall retreat to my pieden. Mmmm, pie ...

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:17

To be or not to be...

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:24

This verifiquafition code is not very exciting.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:38

Do yefeer death?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:20

>>821
I'm sure deathe isn't really that bad.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:53

Why so morbid, you two? I lebe for /dqn/!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:56

Everyone calm down and drink a cup of ti .

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 03:20

>>38
It rubs dafotion on its skin!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 12:41

This thread never pegged me as something which would make me laugh so hard.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 18:39

I feel a sudden desire for a poche 'd egg.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 21:53

I wear decape, I make the fucking wooshy noises!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 10:55

hoo boy this is getting silly.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 17:56

How does one go about pretending to be a horse? Unay.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 19:23

Whenever I meet a polygon, I always make sure to say "helloshape". They don't tend to reply.

832 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6770 22:10

doyng! I wasted the evening for 1000th time straight!

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 03:00

>>832
Install Slackware and learn how to use it! A feidable goal, to say the least.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 20:31

Dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN dun DUN DUN DUN dun!
Fuck yeah! Lute solo!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:57

We are currently experiencing a shetchage of understandable captchas.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 17:27

I won't post on DQN, no matter how much you poy me!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:15

Manipulation of fait isn't a particularly exciting ability compared with, for instance, immortality or control of nuclear fusion.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 17:27

I 'ave such wotten wuck

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:45

Whoosh! I caist magic missile!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:36

flolfade and all that. But especially flolfade.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:41

Squamous and crugose was the abomination that crept towards us, flowing impossibly up the hillside in a riot of tentacles and hooves. "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" it screeched.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:03

I think I gave my dog too much food. If only I could unfede it.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 21:25

>>842's obese dog is laughing about how he pown 'd his owner.

844 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6776 23:42

>>843
http://youtu.be/WpVZDMOfQ60 they should wrestle.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 00:54

>>844
Dumb bitch, that's not a captcha. I've had inobe of your shit.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 01:13

rezz plz?

(preferably the kind that came with the vibrator)

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 12:38

Parisian fashion designers have recently come up with a cross between a skirt and a scarf. They call it the skeirf.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 15:24

C- c- can I-I ask y-you a, a, a, quiquution?

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 17:12

>>848
Shocking! The last time somebody talked to me with such insolence, I spat in their face!

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