[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 15:22

>>1 has Sakuya etched into his gold pocket protector

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 18:58

>>2 Has diamonds arranged in his gold pocket protector which are shaped to resemble a famous mathematical equation.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 19:34

>>3 has a tattoo reading eiπ=-1

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 20:42

>>4's body is covered in tattoos of captchas.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 14:49

>>5 was honoured to be part of the last thread.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 16:53

>>6 Pretends that he is Pac-Man when he swallows pills.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 21:01

>>7 was >>999 of the last thread

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 00:17

>>8 wanted to post a 2get in this thread.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 18:06

>>9 had a great math joke to answer >>4 and is pissed that he had to answer >>8 instead.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 23:00

>>10 has a vast collection of math jokes, which he inflicts on all about him without warning or provocation.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 23:36

>>11 tastes thoroughly and is ♪

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 17:24

>>12 may get a little tingly whenever he uses something like ♪, but has to stop and go rub one out whenever he runs across a ☃.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 15:35

>>13
knows the name of every pokemon

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 21:25

>>14 Knows the name of every Transformer and Gundam

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 00:25

>>15 has a complete Magic deck.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 04:44

>>16 brings his Yugioh cards to the terminal because he has no friends to play with.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 06:54

>>17 has a torrent of every Yu-Gi-Oh episode on his external hard drive.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 11:24

>>18 Wears the kind of glasses found in 1950s movies that were about engineers.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 00:07

>>19 polishes his slide-rule daily, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 19:09

>>20 cosplayed as the BSD daemon.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 04:48

>>21 has a Tux plushie sitting atop his monitor.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 07:55

>>22 is a plushophile who likes to re-enact that old cartoon of Tux getting buggered by the BSD daemon.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 12:39

>>23 is trying to find a torrent to download that cartoon.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 14:43

>>24 giggled nervously at >>20.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 16:14

>>25 snorted self-consciously at >>24, before going to his favourite torrent search engine.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 01:36

>>26 Reviews shitty videogames and shows the reviews on youtube.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 09:42

>>27 knows how to assemble his TI-83 from scratch

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 02:23

RPN >>28 posts-in.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 21:30

Talks like Yoda, does >>29

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 12:09

>>30
Makes angry videos on Youtube highlighting moments in the Star Wars sequels where Yoda's speech pattern deviates from his usual sentence structure.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 14:54

>>31 has all of those videos in his favorites list

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 21:20

>>32 Likes Lucky Star more than anything else ever animated.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 03:38

>>33 manually edited every Lucky Star episode so that the audio plays Madonna's Lucky Star over and over.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 02:08

>>34 has created dozens of animoo music videos.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 00:04

>>35 Is a member of the most convincing Kraftwerk cover band ever.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 18:15

>>36 Drinks his own pee because his idol Brian Eno does it.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 21:47

>>37 Writes his grocery list and daily schedule using Star Wars text

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 22:19

>>38 is teaching himself Sindarin and Quenya.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 16:09

>>39 has >10 e-mail addresses.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:02

>>40 Is the fist to take a pop hit and then make a cover of it using sounds from 8-bit consoles and computers.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:42

>>41 writes critical reviews of fisting porn videos

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:20

>>42 proof-read his own post eight times before submitting his reply. Also, >>42 is a Nerd.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 12:08

>>43 gets insulted when called a geek, and points out in minute detail the differences between a geek and a nerd.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 23:27

>>44 Created his own episode of the AVGN, and it was so convincing, even the AVGN thought he created it by himself. It began with a cover of the AVGN song that could have easily been mistaken for Kyle Justin.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 11:30

>>45 knows what AVGN really stands for

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 15:30

>>46 wrote AVG.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 18:37

>>47 wrote >>46 wrote AVG.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 22:04

>>48 shot first.

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