[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 06:39

>>49 makes jokes about premature ejaculation to hide his other problems.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 13:00

>>50 is a virgin.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 21:31

>>51 Is a Touhou Otaku

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6156 18:13

>>52 is a shift-JIS art fetishist.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 04:17

>>53 makes the shift-JIS porn that >>52 gets off to.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 21:39

>>54 wishes he could patronize Teh Rei's Dinor.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 00:39

>>55 Is truly TANASINN

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 15:10

>>56 hosts tanasinn.info

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 20:10

>>57 watches the Olympics to listen to the National anthems.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:54

>>58 owns a vuvuzela.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 10:30

>>59 is a regular poster on /os/.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 22:32

>>60 is CmdrTaco.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 01:35

>>61 Owns OtakuBell

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 02:19

>>62 invented Takoluka.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 14:37

>>63 Writes Vogon poetry.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 14:38

>>64 writes Douglas Adams slashfic.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 16:37

>>65 is writing his own Unix from scratch.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 20:58

>>66 Keeps the top 42 list of the 42 most interesting things that equal 42.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 16:22

>>67 Created a nerd themed parody of the Dos Equis commercial. It includes such things as
"He can play an NES game without blowing on it"

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 17:29

>>68 Has the world's second largest collection of body pillows and has tagged each of them with rfid chips for easy body pillow management.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 08:11

>>69 is writing PillOS to help >>68 with said management.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 12:44

>>70 thought that was clever.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 18:08

>>71 thinks it's cool to live in the basement.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 21:39

>>72 thinks it's cool to live in a high-rise.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 23:57

>>73 thinks it's cool to say >>someone else thinks it's cool to live in a [$RANDOM_THING]

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 01:30

>>74 thinks in programming variables like [$RANDOM_THING]

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 10:25

>>75 listens to nerdcore while fapping to j-core

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 16:58

>>76 plays too many computer games

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 20:15

>>77 Invented his own vocaloid just to sing his own songs

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 22:19

>>78 is playing his own trumpet right now. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 23:24

>>79 Forks his free software just enough to put his name on it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 11:06

>>80 Invented vitamin C++

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 16:03

>>81 forked vitamin C++

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 17:35

>>82 invented his programming language.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 22:20

>>83 speaks fluent FORTRAN, Quenya, and Klingon.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 00:40

>>84 Doesn't call cars by their name, instead calls them by their manufactured issued code. He takes a great deal of pride in his BNR34

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 04:21

>>85 Wrote his own 'car' function as part of building his own LISP interpreter from scratch in LISP itself.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6171 00:32

>>86 snickered at 'boner' + '34' but was self-conscious that it might be too obvious a joke

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 03:54

>>87 Has a fully functioning tanooki suit just like in SMB3

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 11:38

>>88 uses phonetic language in the description of Japanese mythological creatures who have appeared in video games.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 04:21

>>89 evidently hasn't quite finished memorizing his extensive collection of old video game manuals

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 18:21

>>90 bought hundreds of copies of every book in the Sue Grafton mystery novel series so that he can write sentences on his bookshelf using the letters on the spine.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 19:14

>>91 secretly fears Sue Grafton will die before getting to Z.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 20:46

>>92 wants Sue Grafton to write an episode of Dragonball Z.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 15:11

>>93 writes Dragonball Z/Diary of Anne Frank crossover fanfic.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 21:07

>>94 Calculated which anime teams can beat the DBZ team, and which ones can't. He has many fangirls and fanboys that want him killed for saying that the DBZ team can beat their team, and they diagree.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 22:30

>>95 wrote a program that writes 'Clonepa sequels automatically.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 16:23

>>96 made a whole set of Everybody Loves Clonepa skins for The Sims III

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 20:32

>>97 is writing a DQN-themed mod for The Sims IV.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 21:04

>>98 has produced an exacting 3D model of 2GET High for Simcity 5.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 22:55

>>99 programmed his favorite comic book store into Call of Duty.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 23:03

>>100 is secretly the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 02:24

>>101 has made a densha otoko thread in the /Love & Romance/ board.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 23:40

>>102 Is an Otaku Otaku, someone who spends more time learning about Otaku than trying to find a girlfriend. Also, >>102 has a harem of hug pillows.

104 Name: ( ^∀^) : 1993-09-6178 03:51

>>103 wishes he'd gotten the 100GET in this thread.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 20:25

>>104 had an awesome 100get post all ready to go but his mom made him take out the garbage and he missed his chance.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 01:41

>>105

Jealous he didn't get to tell >>103 that he wished he got 100GET

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 02:11

>>106 went to a club last night, but found the experience alienating and returned early to project on to another poster.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 03:20

>>107 Can't go to a club because he's a hikki.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 17:05

>>107 uses a ZX Spectrum with 48K of memory to surf the interwebs

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 17:18

>>108 ported Apache to a VIC-20.
>>109 runs his torrent site on it.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 18:51

>>110 Has a $3000 Aliemware computer that he uses to play Solitare and Minesweeper.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:08

>>111 knows a Chinese Alienware knockoff when he sees it

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:52

>>112 Has every Chinese fake Famicom ever built

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:51

>>113 Collected all bootlegs chinese nes games

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 22:43

>>114 listens to nothing but chiptune.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 23:58

>>115 only listens to chiptune he made himself

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:34

>>116 Know by heart what day 1993-09-6188 corresponds to in the alternate timeline where its 2010-08-09

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 19:18

>>117 wrote a thesis on the art of flamewars

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 20:22

>>118 is one of only five people in the world to have an official military ribbon for participating in an Internet flame war.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:14

>>119 Genetically engineered a tree that grows money

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 07:23

>>120 genetically engineered a tree that has a vagina.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:24

>>121 had sex with a tree.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:30

>>122 is too scared of even the concept of sex to ever have had it.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 17:32

>>123 is too shy to masturbate.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 07:03

>>124 only masturbates to this thread.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 23:21

>>125 Has a pocket pussy with a mosaic over it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 08:46

>>126 Uses the original Mosaic web browser.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 14:50

>>127 is the president of the Mosaic Users Group.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 22:03

>>128 is the only other member. He also regrets missing the power-of-2GET

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 14:23

>>129 Has a house with an interior which resembles the inside of the Starship Enterprise

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

>>130 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Kirks.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:33

>>131 Has a Magic 8-ball with answers from Spock.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 16:07

>>132 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Moots.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:28

>>133 actually has moot

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 22:53

>>134 actually IS Moot, and still wishes to be the little girl.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 10:37

>>135 legally changed his name to 'The Little Girl' in order to make his dream a reality.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:13

>>136 legally changed his name to Ima Nerd.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

>>137 hahahahahaha

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 20:21

>>138 is amused by silly names because he never leaves his house

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:08

>>139 Likes to quote the whole "Biggus Dickus" scene from that Monty Python movie.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:38

>>140 enjoys reciting Monty Python lines with other nerds, lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 01:51

>>141's one and only fetish is Ferengi earjob.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 12:37

>>142 Likes stuffing shitty bat-games up the Joker's ass.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:45

>>143 Does tool assisted speed runs of porn games.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 15:05

>>144 is the person who discovered that MC Frontalot's second album lines up perfectly with Busty Sluts Vol. 6.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>145 Has a 2TB hard drive full of Randy Marsh porn

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 22:33

>>146 can tell the difference between Yui and Ui even when their hairstyle is the same.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:21

>>147 Fan-translates anime that hasn't been popular in over 30 years.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 23:22

>>148 hasn't been popular in over 30 years himself.

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