[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 04:57

>>449 is writing a GameFAQs guide for the Custer's Revenge remake.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 11:00

>>450 is a beta-reader for Custer's Revenge crossover fanfiction.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:41

>>451 Is offering a huge amount of money to the AVGN if he plays both the old and new Custer's Revenge, and does a side by side comparison of both.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 18:23

>>452 has written the movie script and is pitching it to major studios even now. Coming to theaters near you, summer 2012, CUSTER'S REVENGE! The biggest action blockbuster of the 21st Century!!!!!111one

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:09

>>453 is the world record holder in Custer's Revenge.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:16

>>454 Is the Chevrolet nerd who made sure his post number is the same as a famous Chevy engine.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:26

>>455 is actually >454

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:00

>>456 almost barely said "same person" because of its status as an old meme.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:22

>>457 and >>457 are the same person.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 09:56

>>458 has been having an identity crisis ever since an older version of him decided to travel back to the past to mooch off his younger self.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:41

>>459 writes mock-ups of barely operable software and then sells them on the internet proclaiming them to be "ALPHA AS FUCK"

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:57

>>460 uses Minecraft's redstone wires to build his SNES emulator.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 19:21

>>461 posted numerous videos of >>460's circuitry in action on youtube in 1080p.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:14

>>462 sells Blu-Ray recordings of 1080p YouTube videos of Minecraft on eBay, sending the video authors mocking messages every time he makes a sale.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 21:56

>>463 created a port of YouTube for Minecraft, mostly so that players would never have to leave the game to watch Minecraft videos.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 22:01

>>464 created a Minecraft mode for Emacs.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:20

>>465 browses the web in Lynx, fully aware that there are better text-based browsers out there but being too stubborn to switch. If there is a site he cannot display properly, he just never visits it.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 04:05

>>466 uses a Perl script to parse plaintext from every site he wants to visit, not even bothering to use decent formatting.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 17:40

>>467 has coded a better Minecraft in Befunge.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:59

>>468 Is a German nerd that hates Minecraft, so he created a virus to destroy it. It is called "Neincraft" and it also does the things mentioned in Weird Al's song Virus Alert.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 01:02

>>469 is a Japanese nerd who hates Germans, so he created a virus to counter ``Neincraft'' called ``Haicraft''.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 03:18

>>470's haicraft is full of eels.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 04:58

>>471 memorized Holy Grail really well, he can recite it right now, and have you ROTFLOL

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 06:10

>>472 used "ROTFLOL" on a BBS based off of 2ch.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 21:12

>>473 is porting his favorite dating sim to the Commodore 64.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 22:25

>>474 has made a Dwarf Fortress anime, manga, three video game spinoffs, convention,drama disc, anime based off of the game based off of the anime based off of the game, and a manga based off of that.

All by himself.

(No, he's not ZUN)

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 03:36

>>475 bought a +dwarven body pillow+ with an image of a dwarf in pig tail cloth. The dwarf is making a lewd gesture.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 06:34

>>476 played out the complete history of the Earth using nothing but Dwarf Fortress, from the beginning until now.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 09:40

>>477 is ZUN

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 20:05

>>478 achieved everything ZUN has ever done one morning before breakfast. Then he coded a program that will find the meaning of life in less than a millisecond of computing time.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 02:14

>>475 - >>479 care enough about ZUN to make jokes about Him.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 04:48

Whilst >>476 and >>477 did not make jokes about ZUN in this thread, >>480 knows that they have made jokes about him elsewhere as he devotes every second of every day to maintaining a database detailing every single precise moment of the lives of every single person who has ever used DQN.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:05

>>481 has outdone me. That, in itself, is nerdy.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:12

>>482 is proud of his nerdy e-penis. Or was, until >>481 came along.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:05

>>483 is president of the Weird Al Lookalike club.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:14

>>484 is ZUN, who dresses as Weird Al and makes demeaning jokes all to compensate for the fact that it failed to get >>476.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 21:02

>>485 is obsessed enough with ZUN to have painstakingly gained access to every single CCTV camera in any area he frequents, as well as having installed a few cameras of his own in ZUN's apartment. He is currently working on gaining similar coverage of Weird Al's activities.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:23

>>486's post number reminds him of his favourite old CPU, which still serves him well in his print server.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:51

>>487 recognized >>486's post number as an Intel model number.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:20

>>488 Edited the code of another board so he could 6502GET.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 15:58

>>489 was the one who discovered the F00F bug.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:03

>>490 porn collection consists of pictures of motherboards.

All of them are over 18 years of age.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:08

>>491 has seen all porn on the Internet, even of the most obscure fetishes

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:57

>>492 masturbates to keyboards.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 17:28

I find it fairly disturbing that my captcha is "sex". Really.
And I bet >>493 did that to me on purpose, to vicariously satisfy his captcha fetish.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 07:47

>>494 insists on being called Christ.

496 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:34

>>495 firmly believes that pokemon might be real.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:57

>>496 wants to show you his Pokeymans.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:07

>>497 said that before to a woman but meant it as a serious chatup line

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:12

>>498 has never talked to a woman before. Even his mother was too creeped out by him.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:27

despite literally hundreds of thousands of posts on dozens of boards over a period of time that is now almost a decade,
>>499
has never scored a significant GET

501 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 09:54

>>500 is the guy who caused Eternal September (and didn't even notice it)

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 11:18

>>501 insists on using his tripcode, everywhere, to the point that he's affixed to his back a gigantic cardboard slab painted #EFEFEF, with his tripcode in bright #CCFFCC, MS PGothic.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 13:34

>>502 used an expensive color calibrator to make sure the shade of paint matched up to a PC monitor response curve in fairly normal outdoor lighting, and was dissatisfied that it would not look exactly correct with even minor changes in lighting.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 14:54

>>503 Paints every room in hous house to look like the Tron game grid.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 16:53

>>504 Models for a pocket-protector catalog and is also the publisher of said catalog.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 02:07

>>505 has a pocket protector for all his pockets.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 14:30

>>506 Has a pocket protector with more extra functions than Batman's belt, Speed Racer's car, and Inspector Gadget's coat combined.

508 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 20:54

>>507 invented a mittens-protector to expand the basic functionality of pocket protectors.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 01:26

>>508 invented a wrapper class in Java called Mittens, its purpose of which is turning data types into strings and enclosing the resultant text in parentheses. He believes that in this way all data will become winter-safe, thus keeping it warm should it fall into disuse.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 07:29

I don't care if >>509 is a nerd because that is a brilliant idea

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 01:41

>>510 Is simultaneously coding 10 brilliant ideas out of jealousy >>508's accomplishment.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 13:19

>>511 Invented a virus that hacks into each sound princess ever built. I makes the sound of a young woman taking a loud enormous crap.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 12:11

>>512 is so geeky that he didn't have to look up what a "sound princess" is. He's also so geeky that he was afraid to seize the power-of-two-GET for fear it would make him look even more geeky.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 20:54

>>513 Invented a computer program that searches for boards like this, with threads that are going to have a significant GET number.

He has 666 666GETs bragging about his collection or Iron Maiden stuff.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 04:09

When all the regulars from >>514's favorite IRC channel had a meet-up, he was the nerdiest guy there.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:19

>>515 collects foreign coins

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 14:17

>>516 Invented a nerdy currency where all coins have a famous scientist or sci-fi author in them, and all of them are a power of 2 number.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 18:50

>>517 collects and eats devalued Zimbabwean currency, then writes online reviews about each vintage.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 19:26

>>518 prints devalued Zimbabwean currency from his mother's basement

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 19:40

>>519 calls the act of coitus "taking off every zig"

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 00:40

>>520 Beat Silver Surfer for the Nintendo NES. He didn't use an emulator or save states.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 01:42

>>521 is Norrin Radd (the chiptune artist).

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 02:19

>>522 knows every chiptune artist by name

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 02:20

>>523 is posting on 4-ch.net

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:47

>>524 can program directly to machine code.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 10:12

>>525 can read machine code.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:04

>>526 can read, write and debug machine code in his head.

528 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 22:43

>>527 was been turned into the machine code by an evil wizard in D&D.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:06

>>528 is responsible for the "I wish. It's machine code" image macro/meme from the Imageboard that Shall Not Be Named.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 00:11

>>529 is responsible for every single meme that originated from that board in 2005.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 00:17

>>530 dares to name That Board.

532 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:19

>>531 is torn between buying media to support artists and 'copying' it from WWW.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 01:21

>>532's fiber optic connection always finishes his downloads before he can make that decision.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 12:08

>>533's fiber optic connection terminates in an Ethernet plug that he connects directly to a socket in the side of his skull. ...wait a minute, did we wrap around from "nerd" all the way to "crazy awesome?"

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 05:34

>>534 runs every single one of his music files through professional audio tools just to make sure he gets perfect EQ.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 02:50

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 12:58

>>536 is CEO of Bang & Olufsen.

538 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6419 14:41

>>537 shouts, "Madre de dios! Es el pollo diablo!" on any occasion.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 15:34

>>538 fapped to the thumbnail of "Art class model" in >>536's link

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 16:33

>>539 carries pocketfuls of dissimilar items in order to show off his MacGuyver-esque skill set every chance he gets.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:03

>>540 gets an erotic thrill when his psychological stab-in-the-dark personal posts hit home. Also everyone calls him "nerdy" behind his back.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 19:01

>>541 has a cyberbrain.

543 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:27

>>542 has written an astonishing expose in his blog about hipsters, who began wearing his glasses after he switched to contacts.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:13

>>543's life story inspired someone in Kyoto to create Lucky Star.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 09:17

>>544 hunts with an antique 14th-century muzzle-loading hand cannon.

Sometimes it hits.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 11:18

>>545 Invented his own gun and took it to the firing range. It blew up half the building, and he was banned from all gun ranges after that. The people who witnessed it paid him a fortune for him to build more guns, enabling him to repair the gun range. >>545 also had enough money to build his own gun range, buy the first Spider Man comic book ever made, 28 animation cells from the most famous scenes in anime, 5 of the most famous Nissan GT-R models, and a house that has a copy of the interior of the Starship Enterprise. He still has enough money in the bank to retire comfortably.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 18:12

>>546's rambling, too-detailed messages comprise the majority of Larry Niven's fan mail.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 04:11

>>547 did the math that proved the Ringworld was unstable.

549 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6423 08:21

>>548 has a T-shirt with a sarcastic regular expression.

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.