>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>449 is writing a GameFAQs guide for the Custer's Revenge remake.
>>450 is a beta-reader for Custer's Revenge crossover fanfiction.
>>451 Is offering a huge amount of money to the AVGN if he plays both the old and new Custer's Revenge, and does a side by side comparison of both.
>>452 has written the movie script and is pitching it to major studios even now. Coming to theaters near you, summer 2012, CUSTER'S REVENGE! The biggest action blockbuster of the 21st Century!!!!!111one
>>454 Is the Chevrolet nerd who made sure his post number is the same as a famous Chevy engine.
>>456 almost barely said "same person" because of its status as an old meme.
>>458 has been having an identity crisis ever since an older version of him decided to travel back to the past to mooch off his younger self.
>>459 writes mock-ups of barely operable software and then sells them on the internet proclaiming them to be "ALPHA AS FUCK"
>>460 uses Minecraft's redstone wires to build his SNES emulator.
>>462 sells Blu-Ray recordings of 1080p YouTube videos of Minecraft on eBay, sending the video authors mocking messages every time he makes a sale.
>>463 created a port of YouTube for Minecraft, mostly so that players would never have to leave the game to watch Minecraft videos.
>>465 browses the web in Lynx, fully aware that there are better text-based browsers out there but being too stubborn to switch. If there is a site he cannot display properly, he just never visits it.
>>466 uses a Perl script to parse plaintext from every site he wants to visit, not even bothering to use decent formatting.
>>468 Is a German nerd that hates Minecraft, so he created a virus to destroy it. It is called "Neincraft" and it also does the things mentioned in Weird Al's song Virus Alert.
>>471 memorized Holy Grail really well, he can recite it right now, and have you ROTFLOL
>>473 is porting his favorite dating sim to the Commodore 64.
>>474 has made a Dwarf Fortress anime, manga, three video game spinoffs, convention,drama disc, anime based off of the game based off of the anime based off of the game, and a manga based off of that.
All by himself.
(No, he's not ZUN)
>>475 bought a +dwarven body pillow+ with an image of a dwarf in pig tail cloth. The dwarf is making a lewd gesture.
>>476 played out the complete history of the Earth using nothing but Dwarf Fortress, from the beginning until now.
>>478 achieved everything ZUN has ever done one morning before breakfast. Then he coded a program that will find the meaning of life in less than a millisecond of computing time.
>>485 is obsessed enough with ZUN to have painstakingly gained access to every single CCTV camera in any area he frequents, as well as having installed a few cameras of his own in ZUN's apartment. He is currently working on gaining similar coverage of Weird Al's activities.
>>486's post number reminds him of his favourite old CPU, which still serves him well in his print server.
>>490 porn collection consists of pictures of motherboards.
All of them are over 18 years of age.
>>491 has seen all porn on the Internet, even of the most obscure fetishes
I find it fairly disturbing that my captcha is "sex". Really.
And I bet >>493 did that to me on purpose, to vicariously satisfy his captcha fetish.
>>497 said that before to a woman but meant it as a serious chatup line
>>498 has never talked to a woman before. Even his mother was too creeped out by him.
despite literally hundreds of thousands of posts on dozens of boards over a period of time that is now almost a decade,
>>499
has never scored a significant GET
>>501 insists on using his tripcode, everywhere, to the point that he's affixed to his back a gigantic cardboard slab painted #EFEFEF, with his tripcode in bright #CCFFCC, MS PGothic.
>>502 used an expensive color calibrator to make sure the shade of paint matched up to a PC monitor response curve in fairly normal outdoor lighting, and was dissatisfied that it would not look exactly correct with even minor changes in lighting.
>>503 Paints every room in hous house to look like the Tron game grid.
>>504 Models for a pocket-protector catalog and is also the publisher of said catalog.
>>506 Has a pocket protector with more extra functions than Batman's belt, Speed Racer's car, and Inspector Gadget's coat combined.
>>508 invented a wrapper class in Java called Mittens, its purpose of which is turning data types into strings and enclosing the resultant text in parentheses. He believes that in this way all data will become winter-safe, thus keeping it warm should it fall into disuse.
I don't care if >>509 is a nerd because that is a brilliant idea
>>511 Invented a virus that hacks into each sound princess ever built. I makes the sound of a young woman taking a loud enormous crap.
>>512 is so geeky that he didn't have to look up what a "sound princess" is. He's also so geeky that he was afraid to seize the power-of-two-GET for fear it would make him look even more geeky.
>>513 Invented a computer program that searches for boards like this, with threads that are going to have a significant GET number.
He has 666 666GETs bragging about his collection or Iron Maiden stuff.
When all the regulars from >>514's favorite IRC channel had a meet-up, he was the nerdiest guy there.
>>516 Invented a nerdy currency where all coins have a famous scientist or sci-fi author in them, and all of them are a power of 2 number.
>>517 collects and eats devalued Zimbabwean currency, then writes online reviews about each vintage.
>>518 prints devalued Zimbabwean currency from his mother's basement
>>520 Beat Silver Surfer for the Nintendo NES. He didn't use an emulator or save states.
>>527 was been turned into the machine code by an evil wizard in D&D.
>>528 is responsible for the "I wish. It's machine code" image macro/meme from the Imageboard that Shall Not Be Named.
>>529 is responsible for every single meme that originated from that board in 2005.
>>531 is torn between buying media to support artists and 'copying' it from WWW.
>>532's fiber optic connection always finishes his downloads before he can make that decision.
>>533's fiber optic connection terminates in an Ethernet plug that he connects directly to a socket in the side of his skull. ...wait a minute, did we wrap around from "nerd" all the way to "crazy awesome?"
>>534 runs every single one of his music files through professional audio tools just to make sure he gets perfect EQ.
>>535 Created the entirety of this article http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Unnamed_USS_Enterprise_%28NCC-1701-D%29_personnel
>>537 shouts, "Madre de dios! Es el pollo diablo!" on any occasion.
>>539 carries pocketfuls of dissimilar items in order to show off his MacGuyver-esque skill set every chance he gets.
>>540 gets an erotic thrill when his psychological stab-in-the-dark personal posts hit home. Also everyone calls him "nerdy" behind his back.
>>543's life story inspired someone in Kyoto to create Lucky Star.
>>544 hunts with an antique 14th-century muzzle-loading hand cannon.
Sometimes it hits.
>>545 Invented his own gun and took it to the firing range. It blew up half the building, and he was banned from all gun ranges after that. The people who witnessed it paid him a fortune for him to build more guns, enabling him to repair the gun range. >>545 also had enough money to build his own gun range, buy the first Spider Man comic book ever made, 28 animation cells from the most famous scenes in anime, 5 of the most famous Nissan GT-R models, and a house that has a copy of the interior of the Starship Enterprise. He still has enough money in the bank to retire comfortably.