>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>352 is starting a business where he will sell perfect vacuum pumps and massless frictionless chain.
>>353 has a small business website that sells cute Darth Vader plushies. His brilliant viral marketing techniques soon generated him enough monthly revenue to allow him to live in his mother's basement permanently.
>>354 lives in an abandoned missile silo filled with the components for his latest electronic attempt at world domination.
>>355 bought a hovercraft for the sole purpose of filling it with eels.
>>356 bought an empty oil drum for the sole purpose of making the world's largest Giga Pudding, and incidentally encouraging obesity.
>>358 Is so successful at credit card hacking that he has spent as much as every nation's national debt.
>>359 built an electric car capable of driving from Fairbanks to Miami without needing to be recharged.
Many's the time >>362 has enjoyed the unique physical properties of baby oil (incidentally the subject of his latest term paper).
>>363 is so literal-minded that he refuses to use "baby oil" that isn't made from real babies.
>>366 wrote a Blue Sphere level editor in BRAINFUCK then created another 100 million levels.
>>367 wrote a programming language that makes Brainfuck look like BASIC in comparison. He then programmed a new Unix shell in it.
>>369 Makes so many scientific tests that there are no more theoretical physics.
>>370 has a very complex and nearly incomprehensible theory about that.
>>373 has surpassed the need for cars by perfecting his solar-powered jetpack.
>>374 is so nerdy that he refuses to use a jetpack without first putting on a silver jumpsuit and goggles.
>>375 wishes the Cybermen from Doctor Who were real and coming to upgrade him.
>>379 is writing a 10 kg book about the various nuances of fighting the supernatural.
>>381 once went a whole day without thinking about computers or mathematics. The night after, he had a curiously abstract wet dream. He awoke to find a proof of Fermat's last theorem written on the bedsheets in his own semen.
>>382 attempted to do the same thing, but the next morning what he found written in semen was "I have discovered a most marvellous proof, but this bedsheet is not wide enough to contain it."
>>383 Also attempted the same feat, and then farted Morse code for a month, and decoded, would be the method for building a time machine capable of moving the entire population of China in one trip.
>>387 once went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $1024, and when they asked him how he wanted it back, he asked for two $256's and four $128's.
>>388 would have preferred one $512, one $256, one $128 and so on, such that the sum of the denominations would tend towards $1024 until the teller gets annoyed.
... which is just fine, because >>390 is the bartender, and his bar is located in Hilbert's hotel.
>>391 has an infinite number of cigars, and he's happy to share, just don't tell his boss.
>>393 cannot chuckle without snorting. He is also the only person within 50 miles of his home who still finds Dilbert amusing.
>>395 had his mouth surgically sealed to bear a closer resemblance to Dilbert.
>>396 wears kitty ears 24/7 and has applied to legally change his name to Catbert.
>>397 wore a trench coat and all of his electronics made him look like an upgraded version of Inspector Gadget
>>398 attached electronic parts to his body, claiming to be "borgifyink" himself.
>>399 read User Friendly even after it stopped being an Internet phenomenon.
>>402 translated that to Swahili and back, just because he can.
>>404 covered every song in the "ITT we chose the wrong genre to cover a song" thread.
>>408 once built a robot to write more Asimovesque short stories. It committed suicide.
>>409 demands a moeblob robot waifu who will cosplay with him.
>>411 Made a computer past the turing test because he is an expert at cross dressing.
>>416 bought a bear-suit pyjama so he could be closer to Lain.
>>417 bought a Tauntaun sleeping bag so he could be closer to Luke.
>>418 Built the world's fastest Segway. He set the speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Daytona raceway, and the Gainsville drag race.
Leaves his computer on all night torrenting bizarre japanese fetish porn.
>>420 is building a time machine with the express intention of sending BitTorrent technology and a large portion of bizarre japanese fetish porn into the early 90s to accelerate the development of bizarre japanese fetish porn.
>>422 wears a panda suit and invites people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.
>>424 was convinced a plastic surgeon to turn him into a catgirl free-of-charge.
>>426 scans ukiyo-e plates and uses reaction images from them.
>>427 gives his USB flash drives names like "Sparkle" and "Starburst"
>>428 scoffs at anyone who uses USB flash drives, and instead carries around multiple external hard drives.
>>430 Will recover your data from a crashed hard drive for free, so long as you have bizarre porn on it.
>>431 will do it with or without the bizarre porn, because he loves hard drives that much.
>>432 wept when his hard drive died, carries around its lifeless corpse in his pocket and calls it "onii-chama" during long dark nights at home, alone.
>>434 Is a van customizing nerd that made a copy of the 1980s Ninja Turtle van, A-team van, and a VW Microbus from some film about pot smokers.
>>435 added warp nacelles to his van, and wired them up to light up realistically when the engine is running.
>>436 was voted "most likely to be arrested for driving a consistent eighty-eight miles per hour in the middle of town during a thunderstorm"
>>437 drives at breakneck speed across the country looking for towns that resemble those from Pokemon games.
>>439 has a party comprised of six Mudkips, each nicknamed one letter to spell the word "MUDKIP."
>>440 has taught himself carpentry in order to make as much mudkip-shaped furniture as humanly possible.
>>441 Can quote the entire Chinpokomon South Park episode in 20 different languages.
>>442 fitted an anemometer in his toilet so he could measure how hard he pees each time, then makes graphs using the data
>>443 did the same, and trying to correlate the measurements with sunspot cycles, the orbits of the planets, and stock market data.
>>444 built a miniature replica of Stonehenge out of Sharp X68000 cases.
>>446 cannot parse citation syntax because is posting from from an Atari Falcon.