>>101 is unable to differentiate between superior and inferior post numbers.
>>102 Is unable to understand that Gatchaman is an anime, not a Megaman robot master
>>103 habitually spells Spider-Man as "Spiderman" and Superman as "Super Man".
>>106
is compelled to post captchas, no matter how spitheable they may be.
>>107 isn't aware that the disease, known to experts in the field as skustetion is quite contagious.
>>108 cannot become sexually aroused unless his partner falls on a pillow, making a pomf =3 sound.
>>110 can't get off to anything without an anime character in it
>>112 cannot post in threads unless they are about the previous poster.
>>113 instantly throws up at the sight of depth of field effects or gamma-incorrect antialiasing.
>>114 is unable to hear his own voice or see himself in mirrors.
>>115 Is unable to smell himself, even if he hasn't bathed in weeks, or is covered with mud.
>>121 Is Gal Sone, who doesn't feel full unless her belly looks like it is 9 months pregnant.
>>122 is unable to eat anything without provoking a violent allergic reaction, unless red chalk has been coarsely grated over it.
>>123 was born with twenty kidneys, but each of them is only one tenth the size of a normal one.
Four out of five posts made by >>125 mysteriously end up in the shiptoasting thread instead of the threads he intended them to.
>implying that's a "medical condition" and not a genetic enhancement
>excuse me while OH GOD IT JUST GRABBED A PIPING HOT BAKED POTATO AND STUFFED IT UP MY ASS ;_;
>>129 sees all red as green, all green as blue, and all blue as red. But since this is something he was born with, he never figured out that this is something special, and so his mental definitions of "red", "green" and "blue" simply correspond to light of different wavelengths.
>>130 has recurring fantasies about going back in time and becoming his younger self, retaining all his current knowledge, thinking about what he would do differently with what he now knows.
>>131 secretes radioiodine from his sweat glands and tear ducts.
>>137 is physiologically incapable of coming up with a truly apocryphal medical condition. An allergy to oneself is merely a specific rare type of autoimmune response.
>>140 is unable to sense the touch of a surgical implement, but his senses are otherwise unimpaired.
>>146's skeleton occasionally decides to forcibly exit his body and walk around scaring small children.
>>147 Is unable to vote for politicians that aren't complete crap.
>>154 was born with a terminal disease that will kill him in, oh, 80 years or so.
>>155 was born with a book holder growing out of his sternum.
>>156 cannot by any means be made to believe that water, ice and snow are all the same substance.
>>157 experiences shooting pains if he steps on the cracks in the pavement.
>>160's teats secrete eggnog whenever they are prodded with candy canes.
The smell of cinnamon causes an immediate and unavoidable fight-or-flight response in >>162.
>>164 has vivid multisensory hallucinations wherein everything he sees is made of cookie dough.
Whenever a train passes, >>169 gets an erection which lasts until the next time a train passes
>>172 legs start kicking the air whenever he's asked something personal.
>>173 has a second vagina on her forehead that shoots fire every time congress accomplishes something.