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>>57:
Clearly this man should not be allowed out in public.
>>63 posts questions at the "Ask a Squeeks" Formspring page that Squeeks thinks are too DQN to answer.
>>64 steals fleshlights and cough syrup every Friday afternoon.
>>65 will never reveal the true secret of what life was like before the Internet.
>>67 posts the personal information of other dokyuns on 4chan.
>>70 has a shrine dedicated to Espeon in his closet and writes poetry for her. He will always treasure the time they chatted on Gikopoi.
>>76 uses the <a href="http://neo-layout.org">Neo keyboard layout</a> and is immensely pleased with himself.
>>78 overloaded the Internet by an ultrasuperfast typing on his Datahand Professional II
>>80 Is a nerdy gunsmith that makes ammunition in multiples of 2.
>>81 Loves filling the stereotype threads even if he is not racist.
>>83 shits up the board by bitching about how people are shitting up the board.
>>84 makes bad posts when DQN is good so he has something to bitch about.
>>85 submits posts of the highest quality in quick succession when the first ten threads on the board are full of shit.
>>90 enjoys reviving years-old threads that he participated in.
>>91 Regularly checks very old threads, searching for that guy who does the
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>>93 writes trashy Kindle books and makes a lot of money at it, but is so ashamed of what he does that he hides in his room all day and night.
>>96 thinks "the jesus" will cut him in his sleep if he swears on the internet
>>100 has a large collection of witty but rather inoffensive retorts on case he is in a position to use them.
>>101 spends all his time on a board full of stupid threads, but gets massively butthurt if a thread is the "wrong kind of stupid".
Kind of an empty victory, like when your lifelong love obsession finally starts paying attention to you after she has 5 kids and gains 100 pounds. The institution of marriage was infiltrated and destroyed by the government long ago.