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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 02:27

>>0 has stairs in his house!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 03:05

>>1 WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

3 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6625 05:19

Kill everyone in this thread.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:15

This thread is sponsored by babbies who are supposed to hate memes.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 13:30

>>4 makes fun of GBS in every post.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:09

>>5 thinks he "gets" FYAD.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:22

>>6 is a pedophile.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:24

>>7 wasted much more than one "tenbux" because it makes him funny, witty and original.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 16:40

>>8 is single-handedly paying for Lauren Kyanka's college fund.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 17:13

>>9 Reviews eroge and gives scores in negative numbers.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 18:03

>>10 has a long face.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:05

>>11 paid ten dollars to post on an internet forum.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:37

>>12 hopes u got 10 bux

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 19:55

>>13 was punched by Uwe Boll himself

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 23:05

>>14 is literally Hitler unironically

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 23:23

>>15 ended up creating a world-renowned imageboard.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 02:27

>>16's lawyer is Leonard J. Crabs. He does not know, however, and will most likely never be certain whether Leonard actually practices law or just stuffs his office with mahogany furniture in order to give off that Yale effect.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 04:03

>>17 doesn't even know that there is a front page.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 06:01

>>18 wants to be leet, like Jeff K.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 07:10

>>19 WANTS TO BE L33T LIEK WORDL RENOEWNED HAXOR JEFF K (WHO SI ME FOR ALL YUO KIDDIES (JERRY I AM LOOKNIG AT YUO FAT BASTERD))

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 03:34

>>20 is mildly racist and classist but it's hard to tell at first since they're not articulate enough to voice their opinions accurately.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 21:31

>>21 spent $21 on a Something Awful GOLD Goon Squad membership.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 06:39

>>22 appreciates Ika Musume on his own time.

24 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10496 15:04

>>23
Put extra ferocious stagbeetles in his axe wound so he could have an extra juicy dilation over lowtax's grave

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