[ROMANTIC] ITT we write a DQN love letter [COLLABORATIVE] (37)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:46

>>8-12 Opening paragraph
>>15-20 Second paragraph
>>22-25 Third paragraph
>>28-32 Closing paragraph

>>5 Salutation
>>11,22,28 Flowery metaphors
>>16,24 Seasonally appropriate similes
>>29-32 Lewd suggestions
>>35 Valediction
>>36 Signature

2 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6629 21:49

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm a magical catgirl!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:53

This will take a while.

4 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6629 21:54

>>3
No, it won't if we keep complimenting each other.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:57

Alright, listen here.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 23:54

mick duncher

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 23:56

Don't mind me, just making room for >>8

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 23:59

My love for you is as pure as the sky is blue, sweet ESpeoN/NPA.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:23

I want you to such the pus from these horrific sores covering my body.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:26

I want to slide my thumb up your bumhole

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:29

and then i want you to taste my love for you, the lumps of it sticking to my thumb.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:30

Then we shall make racist gestures towards each other all night,

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:32

bumsex i guess

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:43

what the blouse is a "racist gesture", honestly

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 01:00

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 02:04

On second thought, I'd rather just fuck.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 02:13

On a third thought, I'd rather for us to enjoy some nice multiplayer games together.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 04:01

We could play "Dance Dance Revolution," only we'd hit the buttons by fucking vigorously on the dancepad.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 07:29

Or we could hypersalivate in a hyper-expensive restaurant.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 07:30

...just you and me together, love.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 08:40

<THIS POST PURPOSELY LEFT BLANK>

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 09:47

Ur mom

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 10:55

ちんこＦＵＣＫ！

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 11:07

Ur dad

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 11:58

is better looking but less agile.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 12:04

He is fascinated by the moths' metamorphosis, a process he wants to undergo by becoming a woman. In one of the film's most infamous scenes, he dances around with his penis tucked between his legs, wearing a silk cape which he flourishes like butterfly wings. (In the novel, he tucks his penis between his legs after taking a shower).

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 18:17

>>26
Such a shame our posts won't even be in the letter. I still love you, though, >>26-san.

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