[ROMANTIC] ITT we write a DQN love letter [COLLABORATIVE] (37)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:46

>>8-12 Opening paragraph
>>15-20 Second paragraph
>>22-25 Third paragraph
>>28-32 Closing paragraph

>>5 Salutation
>>11,22,28 Flowery metaphors
>>16,24 Seasonally appropriate similes
>>29-32 Lewd suggestions
>>35 Valediction
>>36 Signature

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 01:00

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 02:04

On second thought, I'd rather just fuck.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 02:13

On a third thought, I'd rather for us to enjoy some nice multiplayer games together.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 04:01

We could play "Dance Dance Revolution," only we'd hit the buttons by fucking vigorously on the dancepad.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 07:29

Or we could hypersalivate in a hyper-expensive restaurant.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 07:30

...just you and me together, love.

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