[unfunny] ITT we make witty quotes mundane [antihumor] (42)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 09:07

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"There are two kinds of lies: lies and damned lies."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 09:35

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Do or do not. You could also try."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 10:12

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"To be, or not to be, that's a statement."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 11:37

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"A wise man once said, 'I am wise'."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 17:04


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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"A stitch in time helps your clothes last longer."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 20:37

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"God helps those who are helped by him."
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　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 01:12

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and thinks it isn't worth that much"
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 06:52

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　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Give a man a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a man to fish, and he will know how to fish."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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9 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6675 10:09

　 ､,,,_　 　 　 　_,,,
. 　 ＼">-‐-<"／
.　 ∠､(｀･ω･´),､ゝ　　"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days people shit IN YOUR FACE."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
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