[unfunny] ITT we make witty quotes mundane [antihumor] (42)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 09:07

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"There are two kinds of lies: lies and damned lies."
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2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 09:35

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Do or do not. You could also try."
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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 10:12

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"To be, or not to be, that's a statement."
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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 11:37

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"A wise man once said, 'I am wise'."
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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 17:04


@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"A stitch in time helps your clothes last longer."
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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 20:37

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"God helps those who are helped by him."
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7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 01:12

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and thinks it isn't worth that much"
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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 06:52

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Give a man a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a man to fish, and he will know how to fish."
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9 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6675 10:09

@ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
. @ _">-]-<"^
.@ Ϊ€(M₯ƒΦ₯L),€T@@"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days people shit IN YOUR FACE."
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10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 16:10

espeon is a shitposter

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 18:47

>>10
Ahh, I remember the Espeon Kristallnacht that took place on the 6592th of September. Fun times were had by all. Oh, and who could forget the time Espeon admitted she was a furry and a gay magic practitioner with an obsession for anal sex?

Even so, this does not forgive your lack of capitalisation, punctuation or keeping with the outlined theme of this thread. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>10, should just stick with today's special.

12 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6675 23:14

@ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
. @ _">-]-<"^
.@ Ϊ€(M₯ƒΦ₯L),€T@@"A shitposter like >>10-san couldn't tell the difference between Shitpost and Quality post.
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@@@@@@@Go back to sì-chan. \Confucius"
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 23:27

>>12
Okay, I was ready to throw you a line after >>11's insightful inquisition into your vaguely redeeming qualities as compared to >>10's awful post. You continue however to somehow sidestep the established theme of the entire thread (save only your use of the original textual format, which even then is marred by unacceptably individualist additions), thus contributing little if anything at all towards its intended idiosyncrasies. Therefore I am almost willing to renounce any pity or praise I may have silently given you in favor of >>10's judgment, as it appears once again valid and relevant.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>12, should just stick with today's special.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 00:35

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"An apple a day keeps the grocery store in business."
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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 02:58

@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu."
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16 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6676 08:17

I did that because this is unfunny thread on antihumor. Familiarize yourself with the topic before complaining. Or did you do it for the very same reason?

@ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
. @ _">-]-<"^
.@ Ϊ€(M₯ƒΦ₯L),€T@@"What this all really means, though, is that you, >>13,
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@@@@ should just stick with today's special yourself."
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17 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6676 08:26

@ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
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.@ Ϊ€(M₯ƒΦ₯L),€T@@"Thinking is easy, posting is difficult, and to put one's tripcode and AA into action
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@@@@ is the most difficult thing in the world."
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18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 08:51

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"That is an excellent point, kind sir >>16. If I may present a rebuttal? No, I do not actually think that was an excellent point."
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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 12:30

>>16
As per the thread title - "ITT we make witty quotes mundane" - you most certainly have done nothing whatsoever in order to deprive a quote of its wittiness, much less satirize anything which resembles a quote, witty or not. Indeed, the tags imply a general lack of humor, but if you look closely you will see it actually arises from the sense of irony in the action of none other than making witty quotes rather assuredly mundane.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 15:00

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"I went to Yoshinoya the other day. I ate a cheap lunch and left satisfied."
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21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 16:04

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"In general relativity, the apsides of any orbit (the point of the orbiting body's closest approach
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@@to the system's center of mass) will precess\the orbit is not an
@@@R,,Ι==l Ι @@@ellipse, but akin to an ellipse that rotates on its focus, resulting in a rose curve-like shape."
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22 Name: Wisdom!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6676 17:23

@ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
. @ _">-]-<"^
.@ Ϊ€(M₯ƒΦ₯L),€T@@"Form'd by thy offtopic, happily steer
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@@ From grave to gay, from lively to severe."
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23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 04:06

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"i come form vip,2ch. here is funny internet,isnt it?"
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24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 19:42

@@@ @Ώ_Ώ
@@@@ ( ₯-₯)@@"I named my butt Philedelphia."
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25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 22:11

[aa]
@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"God is less relevant because there are fewer Christians."
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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 06:07

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"A bird in the hand is worth its current market value."
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27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 16:40

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"A friend in need is a friend who currently needs something."
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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 17:32

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Desperate times call for careful evaluation of past choices."
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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 19:35

@@@ @Ώ_Ώ
@@@@ ( ₯-₯)@@"I need to figure out a clever way to derail this thread."
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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:21


@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Some men just want to watch the world."
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31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 04:47

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"It carries out and is fairly heavy."
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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 16:56

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Funniness is the soul of wit."
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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 20:18

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"It is not thinking that defines one as tanasinn..."
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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 02:29

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Your dinner will be ready shortly."
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35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:26

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"There are 2 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't."
@@@.ƒm^@yRA
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36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:57

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Don't judge a book before you know what it's about."
@@@.ƒm^@yRA
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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 11:13

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Great minds think a lot."
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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 13:46


@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Be sure to have an appropriate egg to basket ratio."
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39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 20:56


@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"She was known as a Two-Bagger. She carried all
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@her possessions around in two bags."
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40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 01:57

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"The concept of a supreme deity has fallen out of fashion.
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@People are largely ambivalent about this. However, if there
@@@R,,Ι==l Ɂ@@ is life past death, I will join you in suffering our punishment."
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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 04:14

>>40
@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"Moving sluggishly within my dermis,
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@these injuries refuse to mend themselves.
@@@R,,Ι==l Ɂ@@ My phobias are the cause of my failings.
@@@@/ @l | I am uncertain about the world around me."
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42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 15:53

@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@ (M₯ƒΦ₯L)@@"There are gonna be two hits to this fight.
@@@.ƒm^@yRA@@First I'll hit you, and then I'll hit you again"
@@@R,,Ι==l Ι
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