CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 00:12

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

650 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6855 20:48

10/10, would readgasm again.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 18:16

Sometimes I think the only reason I keep playing this game is because of the hat. The hat. Peeled from the arrogant skull of Tarhiel, the Bosmer who tried to claim the sky. Stinking of hubris and greed. The hat craves only one thing: Souls. I will satisfy the hat.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 01:14

Alex Winston Sister Wife

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:06

生田

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 13:00

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 16:01

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 22:14

so my boyfriend of 7 months and I were hanging out and he initiated the sex. I got on top and we started going at it. It was about a few minutes into it and then i hear snoring wtf?!?! So I look at him to make sure this isn't what I'm hearing and sure enough he was sleeping and snoring! I watched him for a little bit to prove to myself that he was indeed sleeping, then I said hey are you sleeping?!?! He opens his eyes gets angry and says I know what I was doing what are you talking about? I said then what was that noise you were making? he says I was thinking of something funny. I said you're a liar so I got off and went to the bathroom. I come back in after a few minutes and hes snoring in the bedroom again! I say you know what I'm leaving, he jumps up asks why and I say are you kidding me? Are you seriously going to ask me that question? i leave and when i get home i start to think. This was pretty embarrasing. was I so boring that he fell asleep? I mean you've got to be on the verge of death to fall asleep during sex. on top of it all he gets mad at me and lies about falling asleep! we were laying next to each other for an hour and he never once fell asleep, and he was the one who initiated the sex and he fell asleep?!?!? I am really embarassed so I havent spoken to him since earlier today. what should i think?

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 23:16

(4R,4aR,5R,6S,7S,8S,8aR,10S,12S)-2-azaniumylidene-4,6,8,12-tetrahydroxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)-2,3,4,4a,5,6,7,8-octahydro-1H-8a,10-methano-5,7-(epoxymethanooxy)quinazolin-10-olate

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:36

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 07:27

増渕裕二。

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:10

icc5minute30aug2010 1921pm

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 13:21

my parents changed the password on our PC to “welovegod”

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 06:38

Let's Go! Onmyoji

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 07:53

(P146のコンシール参照)、設置されているスクウェアが視界に入っていれば、設定されていることも、そのトラップの種類まで判別できる。

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 09:15

CROSS†CHANNEL

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 13:27

Either there was something wrong with my copy of the game, or the shooting animation in it is completely ridiculous. Actually, what animation am I talking about? Malvineous stands perfectly still while colored lines travel between his crotch and the enemy. I'm not making this up. Even if we assume that the shots are coming from an invisible device in his hand: who would lower a gun to shoot? It's hard to understand how this was not rectified in the final release. I know people who couldn't take the game seriously because of this one feature.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 07:20

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 06:13

How to make daikon miso soup
Just follow these simple instructions to eat daikon miso soup!
To eat soup:

  1. Into the Name field on the comment form, enter "fusianasan.2ch.net"

(which is a secret domain).
2. Into the E-mail field, enter "white" for white miso, "red" for red miso
or "other" for other types of miso (you can choose your favorite miso).
3. Into the text area, enter "daikon misosiru" which are the ID and password,
then click the "Reply" button.
4. Three minutes later, your computer will be giving off steam from its inside.
Then remove its cover, and you will see hot, steaming daikon miso soup inside.
5. When the server's traffic is heavy, you may fail to receive daikon miso soup.
But don't give up: try repeatedly until you succeed. If successful, daikon miso soup
will be prepared.
6. Newest computers often prevent steam from getting out, so, in such case,
it may be helpful to remove the cover to watch inside.
7. To receive more delicious miso soup, use a professional internet connection,
such as that of offices or universities, instead of home dial-up connections.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:02

I would like to congratulate the man who had the bravery and patriotism to make a call for the pledge, which every meeting relating to American politics should begin with. It should be clear to everyone, that those who laughed, or hesitated, when the call to pledge loyalty to America was made, are weak or lacking in such loyalty; they sympathize with, or, indeed, are agents of, non-American elements. They represent a very great danger; it is impossible to underestimate the influence of non-American elements, in these extremely serious times, when we have a President of unknown origins, who has spent an unknown amount of time in Russia, and an unknown amount of time enabling Bill Ayers to conspire with the Taliban, and an unknown amount of time communicating with the secret orbital base, Draconis.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:46

The last panel on this page is the real kicker. Note the ashamed, violated expression on that fish's face as he bears witness to what's going through Tony's mind at this point. Everything - everything - in this panel can be perceived as a euphemism for a sex act or sexual organ. No shit. Think about it. Objects we see here include a tongue, a peeled banana, a wide-open mouth, a screw, and - I swear to shit I am not making this up - a key being thrust into a lock, which has the word "SUGAR" printed on it. You may accuse me of viewing this entire comic with a perverse mind, but how the fuck else are you supposed to look at this scene? Really, now. If you can offer any other explanation for that lock and key thing - one that doesn't involve the implication that Johnny and Tony are gettin' fruity in the booty - I'd certainly like to hear it.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:47

Tina Seelig's lecture, "Challenging Assumptions

671 Name: 67-5-238-185.ptld.qwest.net : 1993-09-6862 18:04

daikon misosiru

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 18:15

>>671
...Did it work?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 18:27

>>672
I don't know how or why, but yes.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 19:03

絶対菜食主義者

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 03:29

>>666
Uh...what?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 04:03

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LOOK THROUGH SOMEONE'S GOOGLE HISTORY.

You will find a bunch of shit that means nothing (for instance, if you looked through mine you'd find a bunch of articles about people who had sexual encounters with dolphins) and you're going to freak out and create a bunch of problems that shouldn't exist.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 04:16

There’s nothing wrong with ABC’s Wednesday night sitcom, “Modern Family.” It’s one of the most watchable sitcoms on television; it’s genial, amiable, and warm-hearted. It occasionally elicits a smile but rarely contains moments of cleverness. It is as easygoing as any show on television; where other sitcoms often try too hard to be clever, “Modern Family” comes about itself effortlessly.

But that’s also it’s biggest drawback: There seems to be little to no effort put into the show’s writing and creative process. It relies almost singularly on the pleasant chemistry between the cast. The characters are staid; the situations are recycled; and the comedy is good-natured but bland.

Two and a half years ago, “Modern Family” debuted during the same month that NBC’s “Community” began airing, and at the time, it seemed liked the braver, more daring sitcom: It introduced a gay couple that didn’t fit within the Jack McFarland gay mold: They weren’t flaming caricatures. They were real characters with an honest, authentic relationship. They were surrounded by a wealthy grumpy man with a gorgeous, but shrieky trophy wife and her son, a precocious overweight Lothario. Phil Dunphy was the Dad version of Steve Carell in “The Office,” his wife was the controlling, OCD stay-at-home Mom, and they had three sitcom tropes for children: The pretty dim one; the smart one with glasses; and the doofus.

The problem with “Modern Family,” however, is that in two-and-a-half years, nothing has changed. The character traits introduced in the pilot have not budged. Phil still does goofy things that his son emulates; he still craves the approval of his father-in-law, Jay, who both learns a lesson and teaches one to his step-son, Manny, each week, while Gloria walks around in low-cut blouses and shrieks cliches that are equal parts amusing and obnoxious. Claire and Mitchell try to maintain control over a situation, while Phil and Cameron attempt to broaden their horizons, but after two and a half years and around 60 episodes, their horizons are no more broadened than when the show began.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 04:21

>>675

To put it simply, Avery Morrow ('Shii') was either incredibly stupid to put that image up, a pedophile, or both. Current bets run on him being both.

If onyl somebody could be bothered to trawl through his SA post history, as it was pretty much one incredibly creepy thing after another. But that's ages in the past.

On a sidenote, he's now both pretty crazy too and apparently an English teacher with the JET program, teaching... young kids. I'm personally surprised images like this, along with his internet history, haven't gotten him both shitcanned from the job and kicked out of Japan for life. Guess there's something to miracles after all.

OH WELL have some ctrl c + ctrl v

I’ve written an essay for the popular, well-respected Internet journal Gornahoor called “Players and Pugilists“, on the degrading nature of acting in traditional society. Check it out over there, and leave a comment if you like it. You may need to bump up the font size on your browser by pressing Ctrl+Plus.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 05:13

>>678
Why did it not occur to look up his real name earlier? His blog is very interesting to read, thanks!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 08:18

>>678
I dunno, it's hard to tell without having actually met the guy but he seems to have grown a little more mature since those creepy nevada-tan loving days. I like to believe he's grown out of the loli phase. One can only hope...

my ctrl+v:
so I put in an anagram of my name

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 09:50

>>681
He's just less open.

[02:46:32] H K: Lets meet up and sleep together somewhere!!
[02:46:32] H K: ww

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 10:28

that's what I call free dinner! why didn't you use your shotgun?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 10:32

@AvreeeezyBaby

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 18:01

>680

What subs are those?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:43

>>685

Dunno. I never saw it while watching.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 14:59

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 18:31

DQN • Hodatsushimizu-cho, Japan • 7 hours ago
I'm looking forward to England's inevitable elimination.
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5Thumbs UpThumbs Down0James • St Albans, England • 6 hours ago Report Abuse
I'm looking forward to when you lot get nuked again. Go suck on something.

4Thumbs UpThumbs Down0Charlie • Madrid, Spain • 6 hours ago Report Abuse
you know what you can do with the rising sun

1Thumbs UpThumbs Down0PAUL • London, England • 4 hours ago Report Abuse
Hey DQN,go and put your usual japanese bifocals on,you are clearly short sighted.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:12

>>681
Having read some of his blog posts, he certainly uses a lot more mature language, but I'm not sure I like his decision to worship the paranormal instead of the prepubescent these days.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:00

>>689
I thought that he had decided to worship my little pony instead of its viewers these days.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:19

I can't move to Scandinavia because I heard they deplore Blacks.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:38

lol ok sry but i am trying 2 listen to this shit music but it just isnt geting any beter no how much i hear it ok thx 4 killing my ears how cna u even dance 2 this???? acutisic gutare and bad singing = good song???? lol ok no sry but no
Nick Mckenzia 2 months ago

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 01:35

Shaking Tits Bitch aka Big Breasts Are Too Large

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 01:53

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 02:10

cordova class not found

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 02:48

( ̄ー ̄)

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 05:38

し お さ ば

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:26

kjakajakajakajkajak waaa !!!! xd is very enjoy
rockmaster1945

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 15:25

Fuck him. He’s an asshole

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:45

( ˃ ヮ˂)

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 20:46

I want to read a book this summer, should I read All Creatures Great and Small, Pet Sematary, or The Stand

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 21:11

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 22:21

<li><A HREF="http://4-ch.net/nordic/" >Nordic</A>

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 23:59

16:15:21 <ticks> maybe its all a delusion but i cant help the thoughts i have for my sister. perhaps its sick in the eyes of the world, but i live in a different one. i'm sorry, and i'm sorry for having ever made you feel worthless because you are not! please forget about me, there are better people out there. goodbye.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:59

へんし゛か゛ない。たた゛のしかは゛ねのようた゛。

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:23

蓝色

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 15:32

乱☆乱☆流!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 08:08

ごめんねごめんね

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:03

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 04:34

BRABANT PANCAKE Butter a pint of fat pork. It is

It is well cooked, pass it is not add to

basin and serve it several times in honey, and place

less than other kinds of an hour, and salt, and

number of egg and a large lump of two hard-boiled

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 15:56

なくことぉ〜ならたやすいけ〜れど〜
かぁなぁしみィにわぁ、
ながさぁれないィ〜
こいしたぁ〜こと、このわクァ〜れさえ
選んだのォ〜わっ、じィぶんだぁっから、
むれを離れたとりのよおにィーーーーっ、
明日のゆき先などォ、しらなぁ〜い
だぁきゅどっ、傷ついて血ィを流しィたぁって
いィ〜つも〜、心のォ〜ままぁ
ただぁン、はばたぁくよォオ〜〜〜〜〜っ

蒼ィイイトリィィィイイイイイイッ!!
もししあンわぁっせぇ〜〜、
近くにああってもォオ〜〜、
あの空ええぇっ、私は
トブー(・3・)
みィらぁいを、しゅんじてぇえ〜〜〜〜
あぁなったっをォ、わぁすれな
イィーーーーーーーー!!!!!
でぇもっ、きのぅおにィっわ、かえれな
イィーーーーーーーー!!!!!

蒼イィイイイっ、トリィイイイイイッ!!
じィンゆうっと、くォードックゥう、
ふたつぅぬォ、つばさでエーーー、
あのそーらへぇーー↑、わたしィは
トブーーー(・3・)
はるくぁーっな、ゆめえっとォーーー
こォのっっツンバッサ、もォーがれて
わぁーーーーーーーーっ!!!(`д´;)/
いきィってユッケ無い
わたぁしゅいだからぁーーーー

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 23:40

yhdarl buried burnt earth

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:20

英語:_____________________________________________________________

日本語:___________________________________________________________

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 08:33

Sometimes I put on pants for others, but sometimes I put them on just for me. Those are the special times.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 11:44

匪字

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:52

(❛ᴗ❛人)✧

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 07:25

Patterns on floors can cause vertigo and alter depth perception

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 07:25

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:21

  • Public key algorithm: rsaEncryption (2048 bits)

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:28

I get sad if I don't listen to music for 12+ hours, so no.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 10:49

http://4-ch.net/debate/kareha.pl/1340448329/
[Forgive the tripcode use, please click]

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 11:31

Hi, i'm cristails, i'm a 2-tailed fox who arrived to equestria via-interdimensional portal, with a little change in the travel... Now i become a pegasus during my staying in equestria
.Mod Status: Happy as Woona
Comission Status:1 grupal reuqest(still open)

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 12:49

Wget Http://ftp.gnu.org/gnu/findutils/findutils-4.4.2.tar.gz

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 17:50

>

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 18:08

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:53

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 09:17

いとう かなこ

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:32

[✔] Kissless virgin.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:15

978-0-300-18166-1

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:15

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 15:38

Where A Is Ordinary: The Evolution of American College and University Grading, 1940–2009

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:21

Miller–Urey experiment

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:00

weeabdoopty

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:21

>>735
He keeps adding all these places, but nobody seems to care...

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 02:16

ttp://netanabe.blog78.fc2.com/blog-entry-350.html

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 07:55

Let me get them Grumblecakes
and please don't grumble fake,
I just need them Grumblecakes
Ooh I'm Grumblecaking with you

Let me get them Grumblecakes,
and please don't grumble fake,
I just needed them Grumblecakes
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you

I'm really going to grumble bake
another batch of them Grumblecakes
So let's raise the Grumblestakes
Clean the yard with the Grumblerake

Girl give me a Grumble break
I wanna see you Grumble shake
Don't make a grumble mistake
Let me see you grumble down!

Grumble down, grumble grumble down girl!
Grumble down, grumble grumble c'mon!
Grumble down, grumble grumble down girl!
Grumble down, grumble grumble c'mon!
Grumble, grumble count it down with me
Three, two, one

Let me get them Grumblecakes
and please don't grumble fake,
I just need them Grumblecakes
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you

Let me get them Grumblecakes,
and please don't grumble fake,
I just needed them Grumblecakes
Ohh I'm Grumblecaking with you

Over the river and through the woods,
we gotta get that serum through y'all
Over the river and through the woods,
we gotta get that serum through y'all
Over the river and through the woods,
we gotta get that serum through y'all
Over the river and through the woods,
we gotta get that serum throuuuuuuugh!

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:41

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 18:53

<ayash> it's me Sanakan
<ayash> tokiko got my password and took my name
<ayash> please ban the Sanakan in the bun channel

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 16:54

[12:52] <Death_> >Joeysantos: what are you doing there?
[12:52] <Death_> \Aillingworth: hi
[12:52] <Kokonoe_Rin> BEing god
[12:52] <Kokonoe_Rin> I AM GOD
[12:52] <Death_> >Joeysantos: hi there
[12:52] <Death_> }Sarahfunny22: hello kokonoe
[12:52] <Death_> \Aillingworth: yes you are
[12:52] <Death_> }Sarahfunny22: hey god what you been doing latley
[12:53] <Death_> }cbknig03: Het kokone
[12:53] <Death_> }Sarahfunny22: NO HES GOD

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:17

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:01

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:16

i dont think macs acan get virsus, but if they do you will see if yo do have a virues in about have 24hours or what virurs it is

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:47

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:11

>>745
thank you very much random dqn for introducing me to cool music I've never heard before!

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