ITT The Previous Poster is a Little Girl (93)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:02

>>0 is wearing a pink dress with five layers of frills.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:46

>>1 is pure and innocent.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:13

>>2's hymen is intact.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:24

>>3 is having a tea party this Saturday, and everyone is invited!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:37

>>3 gets stroppy when she doesn't get her own way.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:37

>>5 wears a hello kitty hairclip

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:39

>>4 will be a woman soon enough.

>>6 gets treated like a princess by her daddy.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:48

>>7 is partial to pink and purple and HATES orange.

9 Name: Philosophy!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6742 20:17

>>8 is obsessed with pokemon and ponies.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:57

>>9 Loves Sailor Moon episodes that were dubbed bi DiC.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:05

>>10 Is abandoned somewhere in China, because her parents wanted a boy.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 00:40

>>11 has never had a lewd thought in her life.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 00:48

>>12 Is being stalked by Pedobear.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 10:26

>>13 cried when she watched Madoka.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:42

>>14 loves her onii-chan very much.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:49

>>15 looks like Chen.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 15:36

Christopher Poole wishes to be >>16.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 16:38

It is okay if >>17 pees herself occasionally.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 18:43

>>18 is a connoisseur of frills and ribbons.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:51

>>19 is a good girl who likes to have tea parties with her dolls.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 01:03

>>20 Is being watched by Aqualung who is sitting on a park bench.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 16:40

>>21 cannot understand quantum chromodynamics, but then again she doesn't need to.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:12

>>22 thinks the squiggly lines of integral notation and pointy brackets of bra and kets look like different foods. Coincidentally, phi is her favorite mathematical symbol, as it resembles a caramel apple.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:46

>>23 uses some pretty big words for a seven year old!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 03:42

>>24 is so trusting she believes the unshaven man inside the black van really does have candy!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 11:02

>>25 isn't prejudiced against people who give away candies herself.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 16:29

>>26 is a young female panda.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 02:56

>>27 Sometimes draws outside the lines in her coloring books.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 14:02

>>28 got bit by her kitten and cried.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 15:20

>>29 stayed up half an hour past her bedtime.

31 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6746 16:41

>>30 plays with her toys all the time.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 17:38

>>31 is sickeningly adorable

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:19

I long to be under the moon, >>32 to issho.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 17:24

>>33 likes Lisp because all the parentheses look like little hugs.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 18:33

>>34 likes Visual C++ because it's so fun to use and easy to learn!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:43

>>35 Likes Hello Kitty and all the other related Sanrio characters.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 01:15

>>36 wishes to be moot.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 06:13

>>37 wants a pony for christmas.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 15:45

>>38 doesn't know what a penis is.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 19:13

>>39 giggled when typing the word "penis", but has no idea why.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 23:36

>>40 can't cross the road unless she's holding hands with a grownup.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:16

>>41 was the inspiration for this poem:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173916

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:05

>>42 was not even born in September 1993, as baffling as it may sound.

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