ITT The Previous Poster is a Little Girl (93)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:02

>>0 is wearing a pink dress with five layers of frills.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 12:46

>>43 wants to be a ballerina when she grows up.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:37

>>44 loved Cure Beauty's episode.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 20:41

>>45 wants to be a grown-up so that she can be the one to decide when she goes to bed and how many sweets she's allowed to have in one sitting.

47 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6765 00:10

>>46 had to take March Hare's place.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 04:33

>>47 is made of sugar and spice.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:27

>>48 wears tiny little mittens over her tiny little hands.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:18

>>49 has a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:44

>>50 threw a tantrum and got sent to her room.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:06

>>51 Likes to go to the beach to build sand castles.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:35

>>52 is confused by all these grown men on her My Little Pony fan forum.

54 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 08:54

>>53 cut another little girl with a utility knife and left her to die.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 17:51

>>54 isn't a little girl at all. I'm not sure what he's doing in this thread.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 05:13

>>55 sleeps with her favourite dolly.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 10:13

>>56 likes to watch her mom folding the laundry.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:21

>>57 would make a good shrine maiden.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 12:58

>>58 wants to pilot an Evangelion when she grows up, but this horrifies her father.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:15

>>59 wouldn't last very long in a soviet forced labour camp.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 18:27

>>60 is late for ballet practice because her brother hid her sports bag again. The big meanie.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 15:30

There is not a single trace of cynicism to be found in >>61's heart.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:54

>>62 likes to dress up as a princess.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 14:46

>>63 wubs her daddy very mush ^__-^

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 09:02

>>64 wears frilly underwear.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 21:07

>>65 does her best now and is preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 22:24

Because she's an elementary school kid, >>66 is forgiven for playing on easy mode.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 10:12

>>67 is the strongest!!

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:07

>>68 Is not allowed to play in the pool without some floatation device.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:46

>>69 does not know of any ulterior connotations belonging to her post number.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:01

>>70 thinks her older brother is the coolest.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:43

>>71 has only a vague concept of geographical regions outside her home town and no sense of true distance.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 01:53

>>72 Is impatiently waiting for all Sailor Moon episodes to be re-released on Blu-ray ever since that day some random friend showed her one Sailor Moon episode. Until then, she will just have to settle for waving her magic wand and saying "in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"

Her parents have created numerous awareness websites and petitions to get those Blu-rays released, however, it doesn't seem to be working.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:55

>>73 was traumatised by finding her older brother's stash of incest eromanga.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:18

>>74 Tries to cook things in the easy bake oven.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:47

>>75's hair elegantly hides her forehead.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 16:56

In the wild, >>76's only defense are her giant hair ribbons.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 12:56

>>77's parents disapprove her W-sitting.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 04:33

>>78 hangs out with the boys and has a secret girl crush on an older girl at school.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 10:42

i am a little girl. i haev long pigtails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will come at your birthday party and make a mess of your cakes and balloons

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 00:03

>>80 knows only one interpretation of the phrase "I will come at your birthday party."

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 11:47

>>81 did not imagine >>80 glaring at a birthday cake that is saying "come at me bro."

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 08:06

>>82 is a child prodigy who can play 12 instruments, speak 5 languages, perform advanced calculus and play Touhou on lunatic mode without dying. At the same time.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:59

>>83, by contrast, is a very ordinary little girl indeed, but is still precious to her family, who love her very much.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 23:41

>>84 Says that when she is old enough to drive, that she will drive a pink Cadillac Escalade because that is the kind of toy car here Barbie dolls ride in.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 01:41

>>85 called Naoko Akagi an "old hag," but Naoko just smiled and said "You are mistaken. I am an unhag " Naoko was then mysteriously teleported to the captcha thread, leaving >>85 even more puzzled than she had been before.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 02:40

>>86 is excited because she was chosen as one of four dancers to perform the Dance of the Little Swans in her ballet troupe's upcoming production of Swan Lake.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:07

>>87 thinks long division is really difficult.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:59

m00t wishes to be >>88

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 02:50

>>89 wishes to be >>90

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:09

The rudest word >>90 knows of is "fart".

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:02

>>91 is so cute and charming that even evil people feel protective of her.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 19:56

>>92 is going to have an unfulfilling life but is currently blissfully unaware of it.

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