Screw you guys. I just bought several anti-tank mines, two mosin-nagants, a pump-action shotgun, barbed-wire, grenades, two rottweilers and a katana, crafted with the finest Japanese steel and folded over a thousand times. This superior weapon can cut clean through steel and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%. I dare you to try and kill me.