>>300 values 300GET because he knows that 300 in Roman numerals is CCC, which he uses as his name on internet discussion boards. Representation of 300 as a sum of prime numbers amuses him.
He also cherishes that Kama Sutra was written around that year.
A fact that it is the perfect score in bowling doesn't concern him because he finds such activities to be an outdated form of entertainment and a nuisance.
>>301 Celebrated mother's day by torrenting the largest amount of MILF porn.
>>303 stole that porn in a MITM attack while it was uploading.
>>304 Built the world's biggest golf club. The head of the club looks like a titanium watermelon cut in half.
>>305 is a watermelon aficianado. Every time he looks or thinks about something he attempts to relate it to watermelon.
>>307 Heavily researched racism in order to tell the funniest joke. That joke is also considered fair because it has offensive material about everybody.
>>308 has memorized the 308 ports most commonly used by both legitimate services and malware.
>>309 has three hundred and nine IT professional certifications, but still lives at home in his mom's basement.
>>310 mined millions of dollars worth of bitcoins before the complexity rose enough to be cost prohibitive, but only spends it on anime merchandise and MMORPG gold and cash shop items.
>>311 Has a real duplicate of every Sailor Moon wand, and each one is autographed by the people that produced the manga, TV show, Super Famicom games and feature films. He doesn't have ones based on the Crystal series, because he hates it so much, that he wrote a 300 page book about it.
>>312 Created a comic convention for forgotten villains and heroes. It is called "Ret-Con."
>>313 won the Man Booker prize for the novelization of his website's Terms of Service.
>>315 Knows how many goblins exist in the Spider Man universe.
>>317 can explain the symbolism in every frame of End of Evangelion.
>>319 wrote his own World of Warcraft addon to make sure he only does things the most efficient way.
>>320 Has the biggest collection of Kantai Collection figurines.
>>321 has the best collection of Kantai Collection figurines, which he must emphasize is not the same as the biggest.
>>322's Apple II computer has crossed the Oregon Trail more than any other Apple II computer in history.
>>323 realized that the TV ending of Evangelion and the movie End of Evangelion are actually simultaneous and thus don't need to pick one over the other.
>>324 loaded his Apple II into a truck and crossed the Oregon Trail in it.
>>328 has strong opinions on the 3.5th and 5th editions of Dungeons and Dragons.
>>332 prays to St. IGNUcious for a cleansing rain that will wash the filth of non-free software from the earth.
>>333 has strong opinions on different kinds of passenger trains
>>334 Saw a fictional train in a movie and decided to build a real version that works.
>>336 can diagnose the problem with a train by how it feels while sitting in a passenger seat towards the back.
>>337 Owns a mattress store that also specializes in dakimakura.
>>338 Knows what happens in Hong Kong 97 when Chin kills all 1.2 billion reds.
>>339 gets a "special feeling" when she goes on imageboards and textboards.
>>343 Built tiny tentacles to do lewd things to his expensive collection of female fighters from Capcom video games.
>>346 is a Christian theologian with several degrees from prestigious seminaries.
>>347 is distinctly disfond of swirly straws exceeding two loops.
>>348 is extremely fond of things that smell faintly of blueberries
>>349 regularly hits the daily post limit on Tumblr (250 posts!)
>>350 likes to painstakingly explain things everyone knows already.
>>351 spends most of his day imagining situations where he could explain his unusual obsessions to other people
>>360 likes to share obscure tidbits about anime voice actresses.
>>361 Manufactures mind alternating chemicals which duplicate the effects in Poison Ivy and Scarecrow comics.
>>362 is that guy who can spot code that is not thread or exception safe in about 5 seconds, creates new accounts on sites to tell people their code isn't thread or exception safe, and doesn't contribute patches.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
>>366 is losing weight as he saves his lunch money in order to be able to buy all kinds of obscure Asian gadgets online.
>>367 is literate enough in Japanese to browse 2channel. He demands you call it 2channel and not 2chan, too.
>>368 is quick to point out that it's 5channel now, not 2channel.
>>369 is quick to note that 2chan is even easier to browse than 2channel, as the images provide much-needed context for difficult-to-read posts
When Pokemon Uranium and Pokemon Plutonium were attacked by Nintendo, >>370 responded by making Pokemon Sodium and Pokemon Potassium.
>>375 masturbates primarily to Tijuana Bibles. In current year.
>>376 Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.
>>378 Does homework for other people at a high price and has assembled a crew of homework paper writers. >>378's businesses serves thousands of people per day and makes millions of dollars per year. >>378 also shows people how not to get caught as part of his business. If you ever wonder why some industry professionals don't understand the most basic things of their industry, blame >>378 and his staff for the effectiveness of their services.
>>382 Caught all the Pokemon in the new Pokemon game before the game went on sale.
>>383 made a derivative of brainfuck using dialogue from father jack hackett.
>>384 doesn't trust GCC's optimizer and edits source code to manually unroll all loops before compiling new Gentoo packages.
>>385 Uses genetic science to make skunks smell even worse than they already do.
>>386 can tell the difference between a skunk and a SSBM player by scent alone.
>>387 can tell the difference between a SSBBW and ordinary BBW by scent alone.
>>388 spends all day, every day fantasizing about BBC.
The television channel.
>>390 Uses Darth Vader's force choke during autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>391 learned about autoerotic asphyxiation in an adults cartoon and keeps trying it even though they don't get off on it.
>>392 refers to anime as "cartoons" as vengeance for being forced upon threat of death to discontinue use of the term "Japanimation."
>>393 put a separate land line infrastructure throughout his own house for simple joys like running a PPP service to nowhere and putting on stage productions of Erlang: The Movie
>>394 is one of the few individuals to attempt to implement the RFC 1149 protocol.
>>397 Collects animated logos from 1980s VHS tapes. He really loves the big DiC logo.