And they let people pay to put their names or other names on them? I think Jean-Luc Picard was on one.
Well next time something like that happens we should all place bids to have something put on it, maybe one of us Dokyuns will get in.
But, what will we have written on the probe?
Keep in mind, a bajillion years from now aliens will find this shit floating through space. We're getting a chance to represent the humans of Channel4 here. Don't fuck this up.
2GET
Hi, everybody. I am >>1's cell phone. Nice to meet you.
I am writing this message via Imode.
My owner did a stupid thing again. He has actually arranged to put this entire thread on a space probe.
I have to apologize to you guys for him. I really mean it.
the "excuse me may i pass through here" AA
that's really all we need to say. if properly decoded by aliens, imagine how much further they might decide to send it!
>>5
I think you're really on to something here.
I'd also like to attach a MIDI-to-text converted version of ヴォヤージュ1969 and U.N.オーエンは彼女なのか？, to further the glory of Touhou throughout the universe.
(Guys shut up about Touhou if they figure out what it is they'll just come over the Earth and blow us up.)
NUMA NUMA DRAGON ISTEL IEA
>>7
I can imagine the Aliens trying to play 2hu. What if the asked us to a game of 2hu and our player lost Earth gets blown up?
>>9
Don't worry, I can beat every 2hu game on Lunatic, blindfolded. With one hand.
I wonder wch 2hu aln fuq.
How do I post on Alien 2ch without a space proxy?
FUCK OFF HYBRID ALIEN
every time I read about space probes I think about Uranus jokes.
>>14
I'm having visions of a large fleet manned by superintelligent panda aliens interpreting that line as an SOS.
I think it would be hilarious if that probe ever made it to an extra solar planet, only to collide with its inhabitants' first manned space capsule, sending both of them hurtling through the atmosphere and crashing in a fiery ball.
Then, when researchers look through the debris, they will find a heat-warped and fragmented bronze plaque bearing the legend WE COME IN PEACE.
HELP LET ME OUT IT'S SO COLD HELP OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME LET ME OUT
big fat butt
How about a short collection of the most fundamental laws of physics humanity has discovered so far, followed by "The one who discovered these laws is a panda"?
>>20
GOD your SO DUMB. What would the aliens think if they saw that?
>>21
They would hopefully gain a healthy respect for their panda overlords, and once they find out that pandas went extinct in the 21st century, it might fuel a xenoarchaeology craze in order to figure out what could possibly have wiped out such an obviously immensely intelligent and advanced species.
As if DQN was ever not dumb. Isn't that the point?
>>27
There is a difference between amusing dumb and just-plain-stupid dumb. Kind of like the difference between a low-budget movie whose cheesy special effects make it hilarious and a big-name Hollywood production whose failed CGI effects and giant plot holes break suspension of disbelief in what would otherwise have been a half-decent film.
back in the old earth days, things were exactly the same, but also better
-- hipsters
>>30 Who cares? They all end up focusing on gay cowboys eating pudding.
Aliens are SO DUMB GOD
SO GOD