I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!
The cat I'm taking care of for someone hates me. I put her food and water out and clean her litter box, she hides under the bed for whatever fucking reason she does that for, and we generally try to avoid each other. Any time I get near her she hisses at me, and I tell her to go fuck herself (too bad she can't understand what I'm saying.)
It really seems like this is a trial run for married life.
D: Maybe she's just high-strung and afraid of strangers. My cat is like that. With me she's very affectionate, but she has never really accepted anyone else. When I've gone on vacation and asked friends to board her, they tell me afterwards that she hid in the closet the whole time, miaouing mournfully, and I have to go into that closet, detach her claws from the carpet, and stuff her in the pet carrier to get her home.
>>144
That's probably it.
I'm just sick of dealing with an animal that either is afraid of or hates me all the time. I like animals fine, but my idea is that they can do their own thing and I don't need to know about it. In any case her owner will be back soon, which should make things less stressful for both of us.
My Twitter icon is a picture of a Slowpoke now
Why do people talk down on marriage like it is literally hell? You do realize marriage is a choice right? And that it is okay to wait many years before realizing that you really want to live with someone?
>>147 I'm always hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.
Also, marriage isn't a choice for me. I'm an only child from a traditional family. If I take too long some of my relatives will try to find someone for me and force me into it.
>>143-144
In general, cats do not like being left in another place with (what are to them) strangers; it's like a nightmare where their home and loving family have been taken from them--one of them is bad enough, both is just-fucking-kill-me-already territory. You can get such cats to accept their new (temporary) reality with some psychological bullshit, but it takes time.
You know what the internet needs more of these days? Drama.
>>151
I think so, too. Drama is the most entertaining thing web communities can have. I love stirring the pot.
>>152
You bitch! How dare you address that guy as Honey! I thought I was special! (exit stage left, sobbing and running like a girl)
So I ordered this Japanese book published in 1939 the other daym but when it arrived, the pages and cover looked so yellowed that I thought they must have sent me a book from 1912 by mistake. It seems to be the correct book, though, and the publisher information states Shōwa 14 as the year it came out. Think I could still get a partial refund out of this?
Fat girls always wear sunglasses and have a frozen coffee drink in their hand. This one fat gay guy I knew, too.
Do gays find the notion of "as long as they act straight" offensive? Because it's exactly how I feel. If sexual preference is that tied to flamboyance in attitude, then I am truly homophobic and hate all gay people.
>>156 it's just yellowed paper, right? Unless it was advertised in some other condition or extraordinarily expensive or some other unusual circumstance, I wouldn't bother. books is books.
>>158
Well, that and the paper covering the spine of the paperback has largely flaked off. I did pay only 1050 yen (plus shipping), and the description pointed out that the book showed "the usual signs of age", also the printing inside hasn't faded noticeably, so I guess I could let it go.
It's 2012. There is no excuse to be a homophobe.
It's 2012. There is no excuse to be a homosexual.
It's 2012. There is no excuse to be making arguments based solely on chronology.
> 1993
> People say that it's 2012.
Do you think aliens would have a hard time learning how to operate human-build machinery?
>>165 I had a hard time learning how to operate your mum.
titter titter chuckle
>>166
<a href=http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340449343/>Posting in the wrong thread</a>? I know that feel, bro.
Fucking Minecraft server, why aren't you online? Don't you know I have time to be wasting‽
Turns out "woman" comes from the Old English word "wifman" (female human; male human was "werman") and does not mean "of man". Similar deal with "male" and "female".
My crazy feminist English language teacher lied to me!
I need to stop getting involved with younger people. They're cute but so juvenile and clingy.
Good night, DQN.
>>173
"Clingy" is the most stupid word in the world ever.
I want to go back to the old days where people would marry within months. Even if most people would (and probably did) end up miserable.
>>177
Well, most young girls don't get highly attached for any good reason at all. They want some fairy tale idea of love that doesn't mean anything but compassion without basis, a reciprocal closeness bound only by how "close" you appear to be. Also I think these "old days" you are talking about were when arranged marriages were predominant.
>>177
No, clingy is a very descriptive and useful word. It describes well the sort of person who won't allow her boyfriend a single day alone, who leaves him text messages when he's at work and wants always to know where he is and what he's doing and to likewise share her own location and doings. The sort who thinks if a couple spends a week apart, they're in a bad relationship.
Some guys like this, I'm sure. One man's "clingy" is another man's "dedicated", after all.
"Clingy" works when the person just doesn't know how to relinquish their feelings for you.
> Some guys like this, I'm sure. One man's "clingy" is another man's "dedicated", after all.
I was about to say: I would quite like this.
I can understand how people would find it annoying, but even though I like my personal space I would really enjoy having someone cling to me 24/7. As long as they don't go full-on yandere, of course.
I try to subtly split imperatives whenever I can.
It would be good if my girl was slightly more yandere
>>181
Well, for me it maybe depends on the sort of girl. I would have to really be crazy about her in the same way she is about me for it to work. Otherwise it just would get tedious and grating.
i love clingy girls
I'm very clingy, I wish my man was more clingy
Nothing turns me on more than two people who are obsessed with each other
>>186
You sound like you would enjoy Chikamatsu's bunraku plays.
>>186
I know how you mean. The last person I was with was really avoidant, it was the worst ;_;
>>187
Speaking of which, bunraku puppets creep me the fuck out. The first time after I had to watch a performance in class, I had recurring nightmares for the better part of a week.
Somehow, I'm reminded of Shiraki Aeka.
>>186
>>189
Really, if you push him further with clingyness, more often than not he'll end up running away. Well, I can't speak for most men. But some of us are just like that. Give us some goddamn breathing room, please.
Clingy girls drive me out of my mind (in the bad way.) Unless I find the sort of girl I can obsess over, that unlikely one in 100,000+, I just want someone who's as independent as I am. But again, I can only speak for myself.
Sorry for being all serious, but this brought up some nasty memories for me.
Posting on DQN is way slow compared to other boards.
Optimize your scripts, WAHa.06x36!
Something.
Just saw the porn title "Son's friend to watch pro wrestling,Mother VS Younger Brother's friend-in-law"
What the hell is a friend-in-law?
I'm hungry.
Clingyness is the worst when, even after you leave and say go away & stop stalking to me, they follow you around.
>>195
Your wife's friends who you kind of hang out with but really don't want to.
>>195
I know some people have little sister fetishes, but is there really a market for... what is it, "Younger Brother's Friend-in-law" fetish porn?
Last night I dreamed I went to the local library and made a delicious sandwich out of their books.
Christians got butthurt over Oreo supporting gay rights or whatever and threatened to ban it.
I laughed my ass off at this. http://imgur.com/a/akJCS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
I'm in now.
4chan has some scheduled downtime tonight.
I expect to see nothing but shitposts here when I wake up.
Why does the racist thread exist? Its disgusting
Stop killing people, dammit!
I'm bored, and I do bad things when I get bored. Interesting, though. Bad and interesting.
I REQUIRE MORE CAKE, MORTAL
No, rain. You aren't allowed to happen until I get home.
I wish I could access DQN from my mobile phone.
I wonder if it's just one person doing it. That's be pretty pathetic.
You are a good person.
>>218
Me too. Squeeks, if you're reading this, add that in sometime.
>>219,218,215
You can't? I've totally drunk-posted here while out on my phone before.
I'm being set up with someone by a family friend who I've exchanged no direct words with, ever. This whole thing is highly disturbing to me. My tastes and desires are not of the normal kind, which has caused problems for me in my relationships, so I'm not very optimistic about this. Especially considering the person doing the fixing up - I can't imagine any of her friends are the type I'd get along with.
But what the hell! I always take chances. Life is nothing without taking chances.
I have a feeling I'll be sick tomorrow, but I sure hope not.
Wait what
Isn't it weird for a couple to not talk for a few weeks?
I wonder if I'll actually manage the "artifact/relic" thing tonight. The patterns still require a lot of attention.
I can't stop thinking about a girl from my dreams. There's only two problems, though- she's not real, and she's a cross between a gargoyle and SCP-173.
>>232
Then what is all that conversation about clinginess about? This is what happens when I ignore DQN for a while.
I never would have guessed how good it feels to stick pointed objects into my ears.
Technically, allowing the government any say in the definition of marriage is un-Christian. Both straight and gay marriage should be called civil unions before the law, as marriage is a church sacrament.
http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT617 Am I the only one terrified by the idea of sticking one's erect dick into that thing? Also, why does it lack the "sold as a novelty only" disclaimer on all similar goods they sell?
I almost forgot how incredibly shitty internet explorer 6 is. I cannot even open new tabs.
Wow, that cat sure is patient. What do you want little cat? I finally started petting you, is that all you want? You've been trying to get my attention for the past ten minutes.
It's 32 degrees Celsius in the shade. I wish I could go and check my mailbox in the nude, but living on the top floor of a high-rise apartment block (and not even having the apartment to myself) makes that a little difficult.
I am so fucking tired of this shit.