He always forgets to refill my glass.
I heard he once yelled at a dog so loudly that the dog became traumatized.
>>73 once made highly distasteful jokes in the presence of my grandmother.
>>73 once farted right in my face while I was sleeping. I avenged this, though.
When >>73 took a piss at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the floor.
When >>73 took a shit at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the ceiling.
>>73 only comes to work on payday to fill out fake hours on his timecard.
>>26 Smokes cigarettes in no smoking sections and throws the butts on the ground.
>>73 is like a caricature of everything that's wrong with Western society.
>>73 doesn't speak Japanese, but if he did he'd probably refer to himself as 俺様.
I saw >>73 in a library the other day. He was talking loudly on his phone about his (no doubt grossly exagerrated or outright untrue) sexual accomplishments.
>>73 didn't flush the toilet after taking a huge diarrhoea dump.
>>73 drove by as I was walking down the street on a rainy day and splashed me.
When in the supermarket, >>73 deliberately combines his purchases so that the total price ends in .01, and then pays with the highest denomination banknotes he has.
When >>73 reviews a movie, he never gives us a spoiler alert before revealing the ending of the film.
Also, he grossly overrates the crappy movies.
>>73 coded a virus that replaces all words in spell-checker dictionaries with childish misspellings and profanities.
>>73 Doesn't ask dinner guests if they have any allergies prior to deciding apn a recipe.
According to my research, >>73 is the only reason humans aren't born with jetpacks.
You know what, maybe we were a bit too harsh with >>73. He's not such a bad guy.
It's hard to admit, bu I kinda miss >>73. He wasn't, well, the fairest man around, but everything he did was just for fun...
I wish I wasn't so harsh on judging him...
>>187 drove the AVGN to invent a new word to express his rage.
>>187 trolled me to tears last night and then published my info for the entire internet to see.
>>187 Pretends to be a doctor so he can feel up children's genitals
>>187 is the demonic Humpty Dumpty from that old Kinder Surprise advert.