>>>333 is really bad at limericks but constantly writes and recites them anyway.
>>333 hides racist comments in the source code of his programs.
>>333 made a compiler which preserves comments and embarrassed many.
>>333 steals toys from children, then sells them back at extortionate prices.
>>333 treats other peoples CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays like free AOL trial discs.
>>333 once threw a little girl into oncoming traffic and laughed as she died
When >>333 works on his cars, he leaves his junk parts, used antifreeze, and oil all over the place. His cars are gas guzzlers that pre-date smog tests.
>>333 blasts loud music out his windows and lets his front garden get in a disgraceful mess of weeds an rubbish, bringing down the appearance of his whole street
>>333 deliberately says "axk" in an exaggerated fashion when talking to black people, regardless of their accent.
Every house >>333 builds is just like one of those houses on the TV show "Holmes on Homes."
>>333 is building a giant cannon shaped like a penis to blow up his neighbors.
>>333 teaches Mexicans vulgar words under the guise of greetings.
>>333 Is a master of the kancho and teaches others how to master it.
>>333 is took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again.
>>333 fixes up cars for a used car lot, but only up to the point where they'll run long enough to make it through a few test drives.
>>333 Bribed the police and court of his city so he can commit any crime and get away with it.
>>333 takes a battery powered hair dryer around with him to melt children's ice cream
>>332 has filed an official complaint about his neighbor to the town council.
>>334 Was forced to clean up a giant mess and everybody knows who left it behind.
>>333 is not sorry about making the giant mess. In fact, he feels a sort of sick pride in it.
>>333 is an 86-year-old Catholic priest who likes to bugger small boys up the bum.
>>333 is trying to run a monopoly on 3s so he can charge 5 for them, inflating the value and causing economic troubles.
>>333 Has a company that produces junk mail. Trees die for no good reason because of this.
>>333 farts in my dutch oven when I'm cooking food for the week.
>>333 stores hazardous chemicals in Gatorade bottles, and gives them away as free drinks to the very thristy.
>>333 joined the environmentalist movement specifically so he could shit on successful people.
>>333 Makes products that are advertised as good for the environment, and convinces certain news outlets that his stuff is good for the environment, but it actually hurts the environment badly.
>>333 Knows how to place a spy camera to record things illegally and never get caught.
>>333 intentionally does a terrible job cleaning so he won't be asked to clean again.
Guys, shut up already! He can hear us!
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>>420 smokes weed every day and teaches young people that it's a
right thing to do.
All products built by >>420 have been hastily engineered by an understaffed and underpaid engineering department. Both engineer and customer get screwed.
>>420 takes two hour long videos of himself masturbating and disguises them as popular film torrents.
I sure hope I'm not giving Cary Sherman any ideas.
>>420 knows we can't get 400 DQNcoins in time and just wanted an excuse to kill someone.
>>420 already has more DQNcoins than he would ever need due to his illegal business.
>>420 forces his employees to work in slave-like conditions, so he has more DQNcoins than he knows what to do with
When >>420 uploads a video to youtube, it isn't good, but the title and preview pic look incredible.
>>420 mixes a few real DQNcoins in with the fake DQNcoins in order to spread mistrust and devalue the DQNconomy.
>>420 owns a video game company where he buys the rights to films and produces games that are like LJN NES games.
Then he buys the rights to well loved video game characters and creates the equivalent of Zedla CD-I.
>>420 searches people's medical records for allergens and then exposes those people to such allergens.
>>420 breaks into pharmacies and secretly replaces the anti-insomnia pills with caffeine pills. That isn't the first time he made people take the wrong pills for their diseases.