[Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 13:32

wwwwwww "clonepa crap ass"
wwwwwwwwwwww

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 13:33

( ・∗・) Mmm? Did somebody call for me?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 23:14

( ・ω・) HI, Crapfacepa! Nobody asked for you.

( ・ω・) You should go back to your room and never come out again.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 15:00

|( ・∗・) OKAYYYYY!!

|彡 -bamf-

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 16:31

( ・-・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 17:44

( ・ω・) I, Beady Eyes, have had enough of your tomfoolery, Clonepa. This is when I exact my revenge!

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 18:51

    ∧__∧  ∩ Have at you, knave!
   ( ・ω・)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))-・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 01:33

ow quit it ow ow o ow oow ow ow ow owwwww ow ow ow
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) I do love TV violence!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 02:36

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. I'm interrupting tonight's show to announce that I have a soul!

( ・ω・) Put that in your pipe and smoke it, housepets of the world!

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 20:11

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         ヾ;リ;ノ   r_,j  i:;ノ
          t':.  .;'ー=-ヽ /  Clonepaaa~ I need your heeeelp~
       ,.r'´ ヽ、     ノ- 、
     ,. '      ` ー -'´   ヽ、
    /   r-r‐、           ヽ
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   |     f\\\ヽ ヽ:::::::..... \      ヽ、
   |       \ 'ー(  }(ー;;)、:::.  ヽ     ::::`....-、
   |       |\  ' ノ::::`´:::::::   ',      ::::::r'
   |       | / ´   |:::::::::::     |     ` :::::!
   |    ,. -―‐'     |       人       Y
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   | /          ,'__,. '"      `ト-'"
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760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 02:13

(・∀・) Ah jeeeze, Grammama's drunk and naked again.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 00:43

( ・ω・) Tim Hortons is thataway, lady.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:38

( ・ω・) Hello, everyone! We have a very exciting show for you tonight!

( ・ω・) That's right, it's the long awaited Quadruple Length Watching Paint Dry Special Extravaganza!

( ・ω・) Tonight's musical guest is the experimental band Literally Just A Bag Full Of Houseflies Shaken Up And Held Close To A Microphone.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 17:38

( ・ω・) We also have a special surprise!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 20:31

( ・ω・) That's right! We've replaced all of the paint with nitrogen triiodide!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 19:46


     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:46

>>765
( ・ω・)I caught you dancing!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:26

lヽ
l |       /ヽ
l 」∧_ ∧  / /
‖( ・ω・) /__/  Knives are fun!
⊂    つ//
  人  Y
 し(_)

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 22:20

So is scalding hot tea!
  ∧_∧
 ( ・ω・)   _。_
 (つ  )つc(_ア ミ∬
 と_)_)      旦

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 21:44

      |:::::::::::::::
      ∧_∧::::::::::::
     ( ・ω・ ) :::::::: Even taking a dump can be enjoyable!
◎ー)  /     \:::::::::
 |  | (⌒) (⌒二 )::::::::::::
 ~~~ /⌒ヽ( ̄、  ヽ___
   /    Lヽ \ノ___

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:13

( ・-・) You aren't fooling anyone. We all you know you have no butt.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 23:34

( ・ω・) I'm speaking metaphorically.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 07:33

>>771
( ・-・) Your metaphors don't have a butt, either.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 16:53

( ・ω・) Butts seem to be pretty important to you, Beady Buddy.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 17:40

( ・-・) You have no idea.

( ・-・) No.

( ・-・) Fucking.

( ・-・) Idea.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 02:19

( ・ω・) Do you like big butts? Be honest now.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 11:23

( ・-・) Of course I do, you fool. You fucking fool. You imbecile. Of COURSE I like big butts.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 15:28

( ・ω・) Just want to be sure you're not lying.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 16:00


( ・-・) 777ge AWFUCKSHITBASTARDGENDERFLUIDTITPUSSYGRABBINGPRICK

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 23:49

( ゚ ヮ゚) Playing kancho is even more fun with clonepa's missing butt!

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 03:34

      ∧_∧ 
     ( ゚∀゚ )ヽ  Wait, if Clonepa doesn't have a butt, what am I fucking?
     ∧_∧⌒(,/ 三  
   と(・ω・)とノ、(,ノ)

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 08:32

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 09:54

( ・-・) Those titties are not nearly as big as they need to be.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 21:35

 〃∩ ∧_∧  Look at the gazongas on this broad♪
 ⊂⌒( ・ω・)
  \_っ⌒/⌒c
     ⌒ ⌒

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 01:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before stonking great titties?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 17:35

( ´ω`) We used to spend years traversing the tsurupettan wastelands searching for the slightest swelling bud.

( ´ω`) Why, I still remember the first time I saw a C-cup. It was like being an ant looking up at Olympus Mons...

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 02:19

( ・ω・) Or like the Olympus Mons Pubis!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) That wasn't funny, I'm sorry.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 23:42

( ・ω・) Getting back to my original topic...

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 00:27

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person!

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 00:28

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:54

( ・-・) You know what? You're right. I am wonderful and they should make a statue of me.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 20:33

( ・ω・) I wasn't talking about you, silly! I meant Donald Trump.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 22:23

( ´ω`) Make America Great Again!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:00

( ・-・) Get back in the grave, Asspa.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:43

   【BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP】
                           ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧
      | | |  | || |             (・ω・`) (・ω・`) Bye!
      || | || |  |            (   ∪) (  ∪∧,,∧
     ________          ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧(ω・` )
    /|::::::::::∩,,∩:::::::::::::/         (・ω・`) (・ω・`)  ∪)
 /:::::::|::::::::::( ・-・)::::::/               (   ∪)(   ∪) u-u'
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄              `u-u'  `u-u'

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 00:14

( ´ω`) Why does the trapdoor make a fart sound?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 18:26

( ・ω・) The foley crew ate at Burger King. Everything sounds farty now.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:16

( ˜෴˜) Rei's was closed for reinovations.

( ˜෴˜) Ha HAAAAA

( ˜෴˜)

( ˜෴˜) fart.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 16:58

( ・ω・) Yes, yes, thank you, get back in the foley closet now please.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 18:01

( ・ω・) You can bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) bleat on for a long time
( ・ω・) Sooner or later God's gonna cut ewe down.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 18:31

( ´ω`) You can't sing.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 19:34

 
     ________
   /::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ Hey, so, uh, could somebody come let me out now?
 /:::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/   Hello? Anyone?
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 16:56

( ・ω・) Well, now that that's settled, for our next segment we'll be needing a volunteer from the audience.

( ・ω・) Hmm... yes, >>803, you'll do!

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 18:05

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the volunteering thing.
 (   )

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 19:15

( ・ω・) Not you, silly! The one next to you!

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 14:45

 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄」
―――――――――――――‐┬┘
                        |
       ____.____    |     Out you go!
     |        |        |   |
     |        | ∧_∧ |   |       
     |        |( ´∀`)つ ミ |       
     |        |/ ⊃  ノ |   |    [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    | 

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 14:46

 [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]

     ________
   /::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 
 /:::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 16:20

 
     ________
   /|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ >THWACK<
 /:::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/   Ow, fuck! What was that?
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 16:09

( ・ω・) Let's give a big round of applause for out audience volunteer, Beady Eyes trapped in a hole!

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 22:28

        _
   (⌒⌒⌒).)   ∧__∧
    |o゚ω゚o. |:|   ( ・ω・)  And now, here's Toastpa with the traffic report!
──|.   :::|:|‐─○──○──
    ̄ ̄ ̄~ .

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 22:54

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Ich bin Kommandant Kaiser Roll von Klonepa!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Das Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft ist kaputt!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 19:44

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Wir haben ein achmidenz blockenspielen aller lanen von der tollerstrasse!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 19:59

        _ ,,..,,,,
      (:(     )
       |:| o゚ω゚o| Die Hovercrafts sind mit Aalen gefüllt!
       |:|      .|
       `''ー---‐´

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 11:17

          [ (★) ]   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          <丶´Д`> < Kim il Sung will live on in my heart
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 11:41

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| Well, I'm afraid that's all the Hungarian we've got time for this week.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for the long awaited cockroach special, featuring Beady Eyes
      || |(__)J| as Franz Kafka as a disgusting giant bug!
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
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        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:26

    ☆                 ☆
.           C<⌒⌒ヽ、
.             {i:i:i:i:i:ii:i:}
       ☆      ( ・ω・)   Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa...
 ☆       (⌒ ノO:::::::::O
         (二二二二二二)        ☆
           |__|__|_|
⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|_|__|__|⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒
     ⌒   |__|__|_|
    ⌒    ⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒
             ⌒⌒⌒ ⌒⌒  ⌒

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:15

               \    /
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       `,ヾ         ,;;iiiiiiiiiii;、       _ノソ´
        iキ       ,;;´  ;lllllllllllllii、      iF   Finally, my time to shine!
        iキ'     ,;´  ,;;llllllllllllllllllllii、    ナf
         !キ、._  ,=ゞiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! __fサ
          `ヾ=;三ミミミミヾ仄彡彡ミミヾ=`´
           ,._Ξミミミミミヾ巛彡////iii_
         ;if≡|ヾヾヾミミミミヾヾ、//巛iiリ≡キi
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        ,if ,f=|l l lヾリリリリリ川川|爪ミミiリ=t、キi
          ;iナ,サ |l l l リリ川川川川|爪ミミiiリ キi キi
          iナ ;サ |l l リリリリ川川川川l爪ミミilリ キi キi
        iサ ;サ, |リ リリ川川川川川l爪ミミiリ ,キi キi
         iサ ;サ, | リ彡彡川川川川|爪ミミiリ ,キi :キ、
        ,i厂 iサ, |彡彡彡彡ノ|川川|爪ミミリ ,キi `ヘ、
      ,√  ;サ, |彡彡彡彡ノ川川|ゞミミミリ ,キi   `ヾ
     ´    ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡川川リゞミミリ  ,キi
         ;サ,  |彡彡彡彡リリリミミミシ   ,キi
         ,;#,    |彡彡ノリリリリミミミシ    ,キi
        ;メ'´    !彡ノリリリリリゞミミシ     `ヘ、
       ;メ      ヾリリリリノ巛ゞシ       `ヘ、
      ;メ        ``十≡=十´         `ヘ、
                 ノ    ゞ

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 16:07

(´・ω・`)ショボーン

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 14:33

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| And that's the end of the cockroach special.
      ||oと.  U| 
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 04:45

As we still have 52 minutes to fill, let's run that popular
Beady Eyes Painstravaganza again!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                  Sweet!
 ____             ∧∧ 
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:46


    __ _________
      r | |――┐  r――  ヽ
      L.! !_∧_∧ Li__   \
       ._| |( ・ω・) ||____    \_              (~ヽ       .. .
     (_| |/   /つ⌒ヽ  i     \)         /⌒ヾ .\\_   :・:∵:
        \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄"''' - ..,,  人 /⌒ヾ / \\ ̄ヽ∴: ゲハァッ
      _  \_/⌒ヽ________/⌒ヽ  て   / ノテ-ヽ( ・-・)二二つ SHITFUCK
        ヽ      _ノ r―――─―――┐ _ノ ドカッ/ / /   U ̄U
         |  ____| 三三三三三三三.|__l__    / / | |
      | ._|--[_______________] / __) ノ )
     ノ.|  |    ===========[___]======='   ー'    し'
   ヽ_ノ_ノ               ヽ__ノ_ノ

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:47


  ∧ ,∧ ズガガガガガガガガッ!!     ゙;(´⌒;;:⌒∵⌒`),,
 ( ・ω・)___。  \从/        '(´:(´;⌒;从;;人;;;⌒`),゙.
ミ(  つ【〔ロ=:(∈(二(@ > - - - -゙;"(´⌒;(´∴人;;ノ;⌒`)",.;
 /  ヽノ 川 ̄゛  /W'ヽ     ´⌒;;:(´⌒;人;;从;;;;:人・-・)ノ ASSWANK
 し(_) 川   、、、  ,,,    (´(´⌒;;从;;ノ;;⌒`);";⌒)`)⌒゚

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:48

                _                           ∩,,∩
               ̄   ̄  .                       ( ・-・) FUCKASS
        . '            ヽ                   ;;;、`;。;`ξ
       /                                    //
      /                                  //
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    /       メ、ヽ ヽ          |               /
          /  ヽl  |        |            /
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     (  /   /  l  と と )  て ̄          /
     し'   /__) (_(_,J

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:49


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824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:50

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  | │i(`⌒))..  |□l//        ・    ?  从⌒从 ε  (( ∵    )) ̄*
  | /|| |^ヮ^ノ||  :|□l 三三三三三三三三三三三 *     。 (( >> ⌒・-・) SHITPISS
   ̄| と{Å}つ/ ̄ ̄ヾ\          /  ? ((     ・  从 从 ))  \
..   Wんi___iヽ               *  / (( 从⌒从 )) (( : ζ  \  ∵
..    `〜し'ノ〜

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:51

 `            ∴;;´‥;"∵ヽ TITWANK                ∧_∧
    '            ゝ/∩;;つ ´  /              l)ニ)ニ))ω・ )
   ― ―― ―― ― ― ;;;;;;・-・)  - ―;...(lllニl============ll仁二三三三] ヽ
           ,  ∵"; ,:・‘,' '",‘;  ヽ  ;”∵;:´‥'  ~ ̄ ̄//└l=,lヽニとノ  ヽ
                  /   _)∵;,              //      (_ノ⌒`ヽ)
                  (_ノ´    ”

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:52

                               ,.  -= :..  、
                    _   __ ̄- _    :.. -=∩,,∩;;’∴; SHITTITS
                            \:.  -= ( ・-・):::...、、;∴:’∴;;∵;
                    _          \:.、 @∴;;:;::ノつ∵;;’';'`,
          ───=ニ三  ∧∧      ';'`ヽ:ヽ~~~""'''´∴:;:;:∵` ;:@つ;;.,,, ,.';;:';; 
 ───= _____,--、  ( ・ω・)    人;;,,从' l:::;   :∴;'∵''∵゙゙.'";~';;:';;.: ;
     <ニ,ニニニニニニニニ[::::::]=にと  /    (⌒)  / l:::|     ;.: :;:;:∵
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄'--'' /  ,,,)      (__ノ //:::/ノ。
                  (_ノ '          -/::::/''
      ''::: ::: :::: ::: : ::: :キ               /:::::/   
       \::: :::::: ::::: :: :::\:`....         ,,, /:::::/ 
         \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::─:::':::::::::::::/  
            ─..;::::::::::::::::.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_/ 
              ─:::::::::::::::::::::_::::─ '
                  ̄ ̄  ""

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:53

                                         ∩_∩
                                       (; ・-・) PISSCUNT
                                         YW
                   _     ___ ___________________
       ∧ ∧,〜                              从人
       (・ω・)⌒ ̄`ヽ                        /    ヽ
       (  ー\  _」_, ' ⌒`ヽ                  | |   | |
        \   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`   \                 | |   | |
          \ (_ノ   ) _,-―   、                 U イ ∪
.           /'`    / \                    | || |
.          / /    (   `ヽ、                    | || |
        ≠  / 、     >    _ >                | || |
        ≠   /  \_/〉 ー"_ノ                  (_(__)
.    ∠__ ノ    (_/

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:53

─────‐||────────‐──────────────────────
─────‐ ||───────────────−───────────
─────−||─────────────────────―───
────── ||──────────‐─────−───────      ∩_∩ ASSPISS
──────(_)─、────────‐─────────- ( ヽ       (; ・-・)      ノ )
─────‐─(_)_ \────────‐──────‐──  \ \     /  /_ __/ /
───────/  \ ∧_∧,〜 ──‐───────‐────   \  ̄\ \      / /    /
─────−─\   \   )\────────────────  ̄ ̄| \ \   / / | ̄ ̄
─────−──ヽ    ̄ `ヽ |─────‐───────‐───── |  \ \/ /  |
──―──────\   `ー'ヽ, -'⌒\─‐────────────   |____\ /____|
―─‐─―─―──‐  |    ,     _/⌒──────────────  ___    _
──────────\     /\/ ──────────‐───‐─  |    / /\\|
─────‐∧ ∧,〜 /  /  )  `ヽ、 ──────────‐────  |   / /  \____
──−──(ω・(⌒ ̄ `ヽ'   _/     )───────────‐──  (  / /____  )
──―───‐\  \ `ー'"´, -'>__ノ ─────────────   / /       / /
―‐――──‐ /∠_,ノ    _/.)──) )──‐────────‐─     / /       //
─────‐ /( ノ ヽ、∧ ∧,〜──(__ノ ───‐───‐────−  //       ( /
────‐ 、( 'ノ(    (・ω・)⌒ ̄`ヽ、 ────────────  //         )/
───‐‐/ ―\__(  ー\  _」_,∠⌒ヽ──────   __//          し′
───/───―‐/__〉\   、 ( ノ 、ー'⌒`  \──‐─    ( /
──/──‐──────\ (_ノ   ) _,-―_\‐──    ) /
─/────────−──/'`    く \───────   し′
────────────/ /、     >   ̄>‐───‐───
───────────≠  / \_/〉─く__ノ──────────
──────────≠   /──(_/─────‐──────────
─────────∠__ ノ―────────────────‐──────
────────‐───────────−────────────―─‐── ──

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:55

          //./ /|. |
        //./|/::/| |
        □/ / // | |.
        | |/.;;;;//.  | ||.
        | | ;;;;;;//   | |||
        | |.;;;//    | |.||     ∧__∧
        | |//..    | | ||.    ( ・ω・)
        | |/.     | |. ||    (    )
 ______.| |___//| ||__ / | | |__
        | |   //  |. ̄∠/(__(__) /|          ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧ ∧.
..∧___∧ .   | |⌒//∩∩|         ..//|         (´-`;)(@・ )(;´∀)(
( ・ω・).  !| |//ヽ(・-・) Christ, this is humiliating.     ∧∧ ∧ ∧ ∧_∧. ∧∧
(    )  ..| |/   /  ⊂.⊃.   //    |       (∀・ )(ー゚* )(   )(´∀`
| | |.   | |    /   └─┘ //   /.      ∧_∧ ∧ ∧ ∧ ∧. ∧_∧
(__)_)   | |  /         //   /       <_`  )(´・ω)(д゚` )(
        | |/         //   /.       ∧_∧ ∧ ∧ ∧_∧. ∧_∧ ∧
        ~~         //   /        (   )( ゚∀゚)(`   )(   )(゚д
.                //   /        ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧. ∧_∧ ∧_∧

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:56

  ∩,∩ FUCKSHIT
 (・-・(;:;)    ::: ,;;::';;:,.;:,.';:, _
  "'';,';・∴.: ・ ,;;:',;';'    ';,/. /
     '・ , ,;' ,;;'      / ./
     `:ヾ;,./,; ’' ∧,,∧X/
      ;,..i!;!,;'   (・ω・ ) hee hee!
     ヽ@', ;:つ  ヽ  r'
      (@;;,.';ノ    |  )〜
       し      U"\)

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:57

───────────────────────────−──────―
────────‐───────────−────────────―─‐
─‐────────────‐────────‐∩_∩ ───‐──―──‐
─────‐∧ ∧,〜 ────────────‐(; ・-・) I can't feel my toes...
──−──‐( (⌒ ̄ `ヽ───_ ───────‐ /    /─―/ヽ────―─‐
──―───‐\  \ `ー'"´, -'⌒ヽ──────‐| |  /‐─‐/ | | ─────―
―‐――──‐ /∠_,ノ    /───‐―──―──| |  /─―/ | |―────―‐
─────‐ /( ノ ヽ、_/´  \―────‐──‐∪ ./──,イ ∪ ────―─
────‐ 、( 'ノ(     く     `ヽ、 ―────―‐| /−─/|| | ──−───―
───‐‐/` ―\____>\___ノ ──────‐|/──/ || | ────‐─―‐
───/───―‐/__〉.───`、__>.―‐―───‐─―‐| || | ─────―─
──/──‐──────────────―−───‐(_)_)─────―─
─/────────−────────────‐──────────―‐
───────────────────‐─────────―─────‐

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:57


                           人ノ゛ ⌒ヽ         彡ミ彡)ミ彡)ミ彡)'
  ∧_∧               ,,..、;;:〜''"゛゛       )  从    ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡,,)
√(:::.・ω・)       ,,..、;;:〜-:''"゛⌒゛          彡 ,,  ⌒    η ミ彡"
| (:::..、===m==<|::::::゛:゛                    '"゛       ,, 彡-・)彡''" TITCUNTS
|=|:::. |::. | '    ``゛⌒`゛"''〜-、:;;,              )   彡,,ノ彡〜''"
 (__)_)              ゛⌒`゛"''〜-、,,     ,,彡⌒''〜''"人 ヽノ
                            "⌒''ー'"      し(__)

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:58

         ry,´ ̄""'ヽ、
   ..:::::::::..  /ゝvイ==- 、 ヽ,
  :::  :::: ノi く/、,/ , ヽ  i                  ,,..:∵
  :::  :::  `.!/ .i (ゝレ !_ /_.レi      ::..      ;;:.   ..
   ::  ::   /⌒ゝ、_ "ノレ|         :     ∩  ∩
   ::  ::  !、_,,__,i`r´`ヽ          ::   r(・(::::::(-・ ) SHITASS
    rへ⌒/| | /ヽ、_ノ         ,,;::  :  〉 ./:::::/ つ
    〉イ   ヽ | |/ / ,ゝ      ,,,,;;::'' .;;  :: ⊂、/:::::/ ノ
   ゝ、    r⌒ヽ'イヽ,,,,,,;;;;;::::::''''"    :: ::::     し´
   ( ゝ、. `「||´= ´  ::::       ┌┐
     ̄ヽ>、.| ||   ....;;:::" ,    ┌┘└─┐[][]
      ゝ/ | |ト_;;;;;;:::        └┐┌┐│
       /k| ||'::            ....|..│││     .「 7「 7
      ! し'| |ヒ:::::::::"""     ;;:' ..└┘└┘ ....    | / | /
      `ー' | ||        ,,;;;::     ............. [][] 「|  レ .レ
         ヽヒ ,,,,,,;;;::::::''"              ...   ノノ O O

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 19:59

     /⌒\ っ   /\
    /'⌒'ヽ \ っ/\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: |
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|    |
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、   |
   |:/    V_ハ   |
  /| i         | ∩|∩
   и .i      N /⌒ ヽ) Wait, put me back! I wasn't done yet!
    λヘ、| i .NV  |   | |
      V\W   ( 、 ∪
              || |
              ∪∪

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8490 13:37

ksk

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8492 17:50

( ・ω・) Buzzword!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 23:41

That's it, kids! Go outside and have some f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 00:05

-ave some food you fat Philadelphia f-
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧___∧     
/  /   | |             (`ハ´  ) No need to be rude.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8494 12:03

( ・-・) Wait, why was the cockroach special cut? I'd been looking forward to that for months!

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 17:25

( ・ω・) It was on. It was just really short.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:32

( ・-・) It was a one second shot of a cockroach followed by you making a stupid face and ending the episode!

( ・-・) What happened to that 200 page screenplay I wrote about Charlie the Cockroach's heartwarming coming of age and subsequent tragic quest for meaning in a vast uncaring world?

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 02:14

( ・ω・) We asked Patton Oswalt to punch it up since it was so boring and lifeless and he suggested doing what we did instead of trying to save it. Also, we started a fire with it.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 14:47

( ・ω・) Then we used the fire to burn all your clothes and treasured possessions.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8497 17:42

( ・ω・) Your impeccably restored '36 Bugatti really burned like a crazy person.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 13:15

( ・ω・) Oh, and that one remaining photograph of your birth parents was just like "fwoosh!" and it was gone.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 19:06

( ・ω・) All your goose down anime huggy pillows just went up like the Hindenburg. The heat was so intense that your Gundam Girl figurine collection melted into a giant red yellow white blue fleshtone glob in mere seconds.

( ・ω・) And your fursuit closet... ohhhh the fursuit closet. I can't even describe it. So beautiful... so smelly...

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 19:06

( ・ω・) They should have sent a poet.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 22:23

( ・-・) ...

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8498 22:48

( ・-・) I never had any of those things.

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