Now listen here, >>1, I've had just about enough of your indiscriminate hatemongering. Now >>53 maybe I can understand, what with his eccentric way of donating to the homeless, but you know as well as I do that >>83 is a fine, upstanding pillar of our community, and in his tireless voluntary work he has done more good than you could possibly believe. Truly, we have >>83 to thank for the very fact that we can sit around here and have a civilised group discussion at all.

I mean, you must have heard about the time when he singlehandedly fought off a VIP invasion, or when he knitted mittens for each of the thousands of orphaned kittens in the wake of the great flamewar of '93. Even when he lost a leg to a tanasinn infection, he didn't let it get him down. Truly, >>83 is an inspiration to us all.

To start an entire thread just to slander >>83's good name -- you should be ashamed of yourself! He deserves so much better. In fact, I would go so far as to say that we are long overdue for a thread in praise and recognition of >>83. Now, >>5-999, if you'd be so kind as to join me, let's dedicate this very thread to celebrating the great man >>83.